INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
We join our regularly scheduled program in progress…
PRODUCER: …but I think it’s great that the team kept you on the payroll.
JIM MCNALLY: Yeah, well, those ticket stubs aren’t going to sort themselves.
PRODUCER: No, I suppose that’s true. Unless everything were done electronically, you know, using barcodes and such.
DJ3000: [quietly writes a database management program out of boredom]
JOHN JASTREMSKI: Well, you know, the Patriots are a throwback organization. We keep it real, you know what I mean?
PRODUCER: I guess it seems a little like busywork, is all I’m saying.
JIM MCNALLY: To you, sure.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: I mean, seriously.
JIM MCNALLY: This guy.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: Right?
JIM MCNALLY: Listen, if you can find someone that will pay you fifteen large to spend sixteen weekends of the year in a room matching ticket stubs to the original printouts, you should definitely go for it. We’ve got a pretty good thing going.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: And all we had to do was sign an N…D…oh shit.
JIM MCNALLY: So…wait, did you read that thing?
JOHN JASTREMSKI: I mean, I kinda did.
JIM MCNALLY: Shit shit shit shit shit.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: We’re not supposed to talk about our work for the organization. Publicly.
JIM MCNALLY: Shit.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: Okay, okay, okay. [to PRODUCER] So what we’re gonna need you to do right now is to retract this interview.
PRODUCER: Retract it?
JIM MCNALLY: Yeah man. Just work some of your producer magic and erase the part where we talked about what we do for the Patriots.
JOHN JASTREMSKI: And then what he just said, retract that too.
JIM MCNALLY: Huh?
JOHN JASTREMSKI: [stage whisper to JIM MCNALLY] We’re not even supposed to say we work for the Atriots-Pay.
PRODUCER: Guys, this interview has been going out over the airwaves for the last ten minutes. Did you really not know that? We’re live right now. I can’t just…take it back.
JIM MCNALLY and JOHN JASTREMSKI both sit tight-lipped in their chairs.
PRODUCER: Are you guys…clamming up on me? Oh man, just like a couple of Bostonians. [chuckles at his own joke as they remain silent] Okay, I guess you are. Well, I suppose that means we’ll be getting to the music. Today’s theme is “occupations”. Give us a call with songs about specific occupations, like architects, or matadors, or secretaries. I’ll get us started with one from Radiohead.
Editor’s Note: Today’s theme is “occupations”. In order to have videos appear in comments, you don’t have to mess around with embed codes or anything, just post plain links as such: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UrF!r3d”. When you hit refresh it should show up as embedded and you can rock out at your leisure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxSarBcsKLU
I hope this hasn’t been posted.
Has it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysDwR5SIR1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp_43_YJaPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQBmDwVbzi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0IUJS-hvx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjiIPTfc6hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9VO1g3xruc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mlfAIJuPg
The Payolas yakking about Rose-a prostitute. “She told me stories that made me think twice.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GvznANMRSQ
Jane Says-brilliant tune about someone caught up in a lousy profession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0hFQdEUQKM
Sex for money. It’s the oldest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iunE-X78e3U
Your rear entrance needs repairing? Who do you call?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGuCgDikMB4
Window cleaner via Van The Man-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciK2n2MebTU
I started to post a YouTube compilation of this but fuck, it was too loud and annoying!
Yep, I should quit after this one probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
SHOTS!! SHOTS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1OU39Z1gs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsM7qCulsRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBHoMvq_tmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolIS6PfJfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMeXyXyovs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdUa7_NZ_K0
True story…
This album came out while I was in undergrad. Dude who ran a record store across the street from campus was easily persuaded to sell me a copy four days before release date.
Everyone: Hey, tWBS, whatcha listening to?
tWBS: CAN’T TELL YA!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKc3CRHlJEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkp9dtpeNU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8–REAo2kSw
Being a mother is a full time job. Trust me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9oOS_sXzxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8w1d01Y2vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1Pdsppch4
And, double it up, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jufs-ChS3I
Thin Lizzy — Cowboy Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pE67m_Hf4
Morrissey is apparently pro-union….
(oh come on, that’s funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRDzk1o-ykA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwsFaUifWCw
Harry Nilsson — Spaceman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xOZVBAWtw
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr0FHHB20g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB6Is2bMxK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klzq3zpayeY
And now, I hate myself for taking this long to think of this one.
Jeebus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xArmqniFiJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA4MykPm4s
Woof. That’s a PERFECT song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyH9xPDDy80
Gonna sip some rum while wearing loafers with no socks and stare at the water through mirrored sunglasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGKvLid-uo0
Nobody EVER plays this tune! [blows kisses SOS’s way]
I don’t wanna hear no lip about this one. IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLBOjvl6i5s
A double for out service people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4MAF1o1AMs
Might as well triple it I guess….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXtX2srsEo
Because so many can handle their liquor a quadruple.
I just realize that I said “out” before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WJJVSE_BE