Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I’m just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let’s have a look.

-Not only does LAMAR! have an arm, he’s got a leg as well. Two of them, in fact. RG3 says, “enjoy it while it lasts, kid.” I can’t blame him for being a wee bit jaded.

-Hopefully the 2019 NFL football season will treat Marquise Lee better than the current ’cause I figure that’s the next time he’ll see the field. A team that has troubles scoring is now looking at Donte Moncrief as their WR1. Youch! Well, unless they sign Dez that is. Oh wait-he’s not the player he once was so Donte will likely remain in the same role as Dez causes the locker room to unravel.

-They say the Falc’s have a top tier O but yesterday’s verdict says that they can’t deal with the Jags top tier D.

-Speaking of D, the Steelers bounced back after letting the Packers hang 51 on them last week. The Titans didn’t get past mid-field until their 8th drive of the game.

-The Saints/Chargers game was even more of a laugher than I thought it would be.

-I said it last week, I’ll say it again-Goff better not go down because #2 qb Mannion couldn’t generate enough heat to warm up Tomsula’s can of beans.

TO THE GAME!

 

Cowboys/Cards:

Them Cowboys have quite a bit of talent in some spots (rb, o-line) but that secondary is a gaping hole. Last I checked this was still a passing league. Will the Cards be able to play through the pain of McCain’s passing? It must weigh heavily on their minds that the inventor of the potato has gone on to The Great Deep-Fryer In The Sky.

Do your thing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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GOOOOOOD BOY!!!!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So i was carrying the cat carrier today and walked into a fence post so that the full weight of it pushed into my chest. I was pretty stunned. Then I thought “that’s about what it would feel like to take a football-type hit from someone my own size moving at walking speed.” Then I tried to imagine what it would feel like to take that kind of hit from someone that was 250 lbs and running at full speed. Then my imagination had a seizure and died.

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Senor Weaselo

It’s weird, either the mobile site or my phone eats my comments sometimes.

Wakezilla

I find my phone takes a while to post the comment

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

WOOOOO!!!!!!!1! How ’bout them Cowboys! Three fuckin’ points … fuck …

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I drank so much bourbon.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is this a JJ Fozz joke in the making?

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

“yeah right, JJ Fozz and a gif posted by Moose (The Thread Ender) walk into a Bourbon distillery … … “

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Jerruh should assign 88 to every scrub walk on on Big D.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wakezilla

And that kid would never get laid for at least 10 years after that

ballsofsteelandfury

To be fair, it would take ten years for his balls to heal.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Still one of my favorite gifs of all time.
Yes, I’m giggling.

Senor Weaselo

It was not an Amazing Race for her.
/No seriously, this is where this is from

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was…………………. Amazing Face.

Wakezilla

I wonder if she suffered from CTE after that.

This gif is one of the GOATs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Naw, she takes shots to the face all the time.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fiiiiine….last one. Probably.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah baby, leave the hat on.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Blair Walsh drives an Acura????

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Senor Weaselo

“Nailed it!” -Ayrton Senna
/Because he designed the NSX…
//Also, too soon?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NEWS ANCHOR: …and so regardless of their politics, John McCain’s colleagues universally agreed that he was a man of character who live according to his own personal code.

ELI MANNING: [drinking his Ovaltine] A man’s gotta have a code.

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herodotus450
herodotus450

How to get Germany interested in the nfl
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh shit, I forgot all about Kay Adams because of the offseason.

Meh, I probably gotta better shot at Jaime Pressly anyway.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it’s equal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She has very nice penmanship, right?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve never been bitten by a baboon.
Thank god, those fuckers are crazy as shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How about your tit? Was it grabbed, and potential rivals for your affection growled at??

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s called a “Moob”, thank you very much.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Mit?

Wakezilla

So, she had to put out in order to not have her face literally ripped off, right?

herodotus450
herodotus450

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herodotus450
herodotus450

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Go on…

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

“No, little lady, I got a feeling your butthole is gonna be doing the talking.”

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love burritos too!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Glad you fixed it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I think you should just call this woman up and ask her out on a date. She’s probably just sitting alone at home right now, lonely, and you apparently have the gift of gab with the dames. All she can do is say no, and if she does just give her my number and I’ll see what I can do.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU JUST WANT ME TO GET ARRESTED SO YOU CAN HAVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

She’s staring at that phone, oh so lonely . . .

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Dak?
Chido?
Taco?
Great, now I’m hungry.
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

Christ that woman in the back is terrifying. I thought she was going to stab her

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone please threaten to kill one of my loved ones if I don’t immediately have another beer.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Nice house you got there. It’d be a shame if a locomotive were to fall on it.
START DRINKING, OR ELSE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, no, it’s cool, everything’s cool.

[immediately opens a Stella Artois]

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That actually looks a bit like my cat – she is much older and more gray. But same patterns.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, so am I.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Hello, Carice
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking imgur.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Hey that looks like the lady who gave me a pedicure! Well the cleavage part is the same (photo doesn’t do it justice), and after the pedicure she sucked my dick with a vacuum cleaner. Uncanny!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t normally insist “honey you gotta see this” to my wife for DFO posts, but this one was funny enough that I was tempted to.

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Works for me. This time. But here’s a consolation prize
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Until you refresh, but the giphy one works fine.

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:

My wife just asked me to build a new deck like I’m Jesus or something.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, those tectonic plates shifted like a motherfucker all of a sudden.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to answer that one…I’d have two nickels.
(yes, I have twice been bitten by a monkey)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Same monkey, btw. But different days.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Because monkey variety is a joy in life.

Brocky

Knowing you, you probably deserved it

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theeWeeBabySeamus

The monkey obviously thought so.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

What did you do to the monkey?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Porn gone wrong.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, when you do pro bono vet work for a zoo, it goes with the territory.
I’ve been bitten by just about everything at one time or another. Well, aside from Jaime Pressly.
(but fingers crossed)
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AND WE’RE BACK!!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s right, dammit. I ain’t done yet.
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LemonJello
LemonJello

Really? Are you sure you have’t finished more than a few times already?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No Comment.

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