Your “Cincy vs Buffalo, I Wouldn’t Even Watch This In Regular Season So Why Am I Watching It Now?” Midday Sunday Thread Of Apathy

Yeah, some signals got crossed.  So there’s not going to be much here.

Sorry, not sorry.

But that’s good because you don’t want me to get to talking about Jaime Pressly again.  OR DO YOU??????

Oh dammit, I forgot to call her earlier.  No wonder women hate me.

Shoulda used this on TGISF Sideboob week a coupla months ago.

Cincy at Buffalo

Nobody cares but Redshirt .  And I’m not even sure he does anymore.

As I type this, Cincy is already up 14-0 late in teh 1st qtr.  Talk about it here…though I have no idea why you’d want to.

Imma go drink now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If mid30s is too early to give up on work, when isn’t? Late 30s?

ballsofsteelandfury

Like give up on actually giving a shit?

Late 20s.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

So, has Jim Caldwell passed the lampshade on to Steven Wilks?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well done.

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herodotus450

Netflix seems to have accessed my pornhub viewing history, because I’m getting a lot of girl on girl action recommendations.

ballsofsteelandfury

Wanna pass those on there, buddy?

herodotus450

Something called “Girl Trash.” I’ve been down this road before though, chief, and the acting is probably better on the ‘hub.
Also, something called “Liberty’s Secret.” And something called “Disobedience.” Also, after further examination this is Amazon, not Netflix.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have a lot of squirting videos.

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LemonJello

This seems more suitable for a “shower” video.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’d think so, but this is just everything coming back down; Erin does her Kegels.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, these are different…… you’ll be sync’ing your menstrual cycle to Nexflix soon.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Could also be your minstrel cycle

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

I request, nae, DEMAND Jaime Pressly Fridays.

herodotus450
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Is that Romo?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

He’s got a sweet desk job.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Went to the local Ace hardware to buy a pan. When I got to the register, they asked if I could donate my change to a local hospital/charity. I said sure!
Kind of cool they have it set up this way……

Brick Meathook

When they ask at the checkout if I’d like to donate to help veterans I say “I’m a veteran! What do I get?” I always receive a robotic “Thank you for your service” and my own change back.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Brick Meathook

mamma mia

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herodotus450

That’s going on the reel

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

My wax encased feet:
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ballsofsteelandfury

That foot is touching boob, isn’t it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Did you have a Happy ending or YMMV?

yeah right

Well that game was a shit show.
Oh look! A bar.

Let’s investigate shall we?

yeah right

But for the record: an edible at a ballgame was awesome.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

ECW! ECW! ECW!

Ian Scott McCormick

Did that last year at Yankee Stadium. Was in line for a beer when Aaron Judge hit one of his Aaron Judge home runs. I abandoned the line I had stood in for 10 minutes at the crack of the bat and I swear to Christ the ball was still going up by the time I got to the action.
I love that guy like he is my son.

yeah right

It probably meant celcius.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Quit stabbing metal into your meatstick

What are we talking about?

herodotus450

Cincy-Buffalo is the perfect matchup to test out my new (patent pending) “canned announcing” packs. Prerecorded play by play for football games! No more overpriced announcer duos! Here’s a taste:
“And that’s another 3 and out from Bufallo.”
“Dalton incomplete to the right.”
“Another bad penalty from the Bengals defense to extend the drive.”
“Wide right.”
Buy yours today?

scotchnaut

“Just take the pic, Seamus. Then you can return my family to me. That was the deal.”

-J.P.

ArmedandHammered

I think he looks like Heat Mizer, but that’s too much.

ArmedandHammered

Like your family doesn’t already?

scotchnaut

“Seamus with the great deflection!”

-Satan

Ian Scott McCormick

Heading out to Brighton Beach (The Russian ghetto of Brooklyn) for father- in- law’s birthday. There will be about 40 courses of food that I don’t much care for and bottles of vodka, wine and cognac on the table. So I want you all to think long and hard about if I gon drank.

LemonJello

Well, that’s a coin flip if I ever heard of one.
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scotchnaut

When you think about rb’s that can move the defensive pile, not many think of Chris Ivory. When he ain’t injured he’s a beast.

LemonJello

“MMhhmmmmm, I’d be defensive of my pile of ribs.”
-Andy Reid, showing signs of CTE and hunger

scotchnaut

Seamus doing his best Gregg Olson.

Nice save, Buddy!

LemonJello

Which Olson?
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scotchnaut

Hated that guy as an announcer.

LemonJello

Peace offering?
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