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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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We don’t normally celebrate individual wins here at doorfliesopen, but this is a special occasion, in that it has been more that 630 days since this last occurred. It may never happen again! So raise your glasses to the fine folks of Cleveland, may they enjoy this taste of happiness and savor it for as long as they can before the universe yanks it away again.

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Ian Scott McCormick

“It’s the Philly Special, Cleveland style!”
I don’t know what kind of sex move that is, but I know it’s far too depraved to even silently contemplate when in public.

Horatio Cornblower

“Cleveland, may they enjoy this taste of happiness and savor it for as long as they can before the universe yanks it away again.”

/Universe sets their river on fire and releases a plague of opossums.

LemonJello
LemonJello

“Giving the Universe credit for my dastardly plan? You’ve just made an enemy for life, Mr. Horatio Cornblower.”
-King Possum, Cleveland’s underworld boss

Game Time Decision

King Hippo’s cousin?

theeWeeBabySeamus

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

The fact that I have to listen the Maroon 5 at the #Browns first Super Bowl is fucking bullshit.

— Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) September 21, 2018

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King Hippo

why does he NAWT use #ThePauls??

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

I fucking slept through it.

Fucking figures…

Ian Scott McCormick

[Ambien sales go up 800% in Northeastern Ohio]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Jimmy Halsam is ready to offer Hue Jackson a ten year, $125 million contract.

“He’s been the consistent coach our team deserves.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Gov Koch Bros Ducey is being taken on by David Garcia. So they’re running an add with a woman who looks EXACTLY like this lady being like, “I’m afraid for my kids of David Garcia is elected.” Then they show some pictures of Garcia just standing there smiling. I mention to my wife, why don’t they use the old grainy photos here like for all other negative ads?

Then I realize they’re trying to make him look like a cartel guy. So vote Ducey because if a Mexican made his way past your hillbilly ass, it must be because he’s putting drugs on the streets.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Has hell Frozen over?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

God: Wait for it…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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clint greasewood
clint greasewood
blaxabbath

Forfeited on account of Gordon pissing hot this week and not being taken off the roster.

blaxabbath

And what are they in real games on Sundays? Not a depleted TNF game with minimal game plans.

Senor Weaselo

I’m running out of mythology jokes for the bye post.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Can’t wait for Hue Jackson to watch the tape and decide Mayfield still isn’t ready and start Taylor again next week!

blaxabbath

The most Brownsiest thing ever.

Brocky

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Senor Weaselo

Due to the Jets, Cleveland has proven they’re not Detroit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also; due to no Jets, Cleveland has proven they’re not Manhattan.

King Hippo

“All the fish have AIDS” is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.