Your “We Need To Talk About Tevin” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Ehh, I’ve talked about him enough. Besides, there are other things to vibrate the vocal cords about. Like, why the heckfire are you gonna watch this oh-so-entertaining shit show? Let’s talk about your childhood-did you fall out of a tree as a youngster? Did you hear your parents make grunting noises through that paper-thin wall your bed was resting against? He wasn’t trying to hurt her, you know. (most likely) Did you take an overnight trip with your best buddies to go see a dead body? Did Mr. Cuddles talk back to you? Did your older sister play “Cheeseburger in Paradise” on repeat while she did your nails? Were you told that “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” was a documentary? Did Uncle Touchy earn his nickname during the celebration after Joe Montana hit Dwight Clark in the end zone? Did you get an erection when you heard about the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion?

If you answered, “I’m not sure” to any of these questions…whoo boy! I don’t think you deserve to have Tevin Coleman on your fantasy roster. He deserves much, much better. Shall we wander over to the tilt at hand on this Thursday “Ya got anything better to do? I didn’t think so” night snoreperience. TO THE GAME!

Them Jets/Them Browns:

Binary code for these two squadoo’s combined record at this point (11011) can be translated loosely as “at least we’re not the Giants, haha” And yet, they still are who they are. Let’s let them off the hook for a wee bit and see how things go.

Amen.

 

 

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I popped into a CVS midday today, and in front of me in line we’re two old ladies, probably late 70s. Their shopping cart contained, in its entirety, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, some mixers, and adult diapers.

Heroes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

You think I look like an old lady?

Your virtual friendship status is under review.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

GD Conner is ready to set it off:

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So which thread is the right one to prevent me from finishing this memo?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

The other one is on fire right now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OMFG, this is awesome.
Fuck the Brewers.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Petronel

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blaxabbath

I see Arians is on a CBS regional team? That’s interesting. I’d think he’d be really good in the booth at first but then his “tough dad who’ll love ya but kick ya ass” Schtick will get old midway through the fsecond season .

theeWeeBabySeamus

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

theeWeeBabySeamus

Awwwwww, CRAP!!!!! Now what am I supposed to do?????

– Tyrod Taylor.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

The Bills still need a QB….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I gotta go catch up on two weeks of TV while I’m still awake (and not so drunk I won’t remember).
Jimmy McGill, Sweet Dee and Franklin Saint….prepare to be binged!!!!!!

Later taters.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Wakezilla

Now that it’s old news and no hype around it, I watched Black Panther last night.

It was pretty good. I thought they made T’Challa kind of shitty, at least compared to how he was during Civil War. I was still taken out of it with Everett Ross being CIA and the fact that black liberation ideology was made the villain

I’d give it a 6/10

#KillMongerwasMostlyRight

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Brocky

After a second viewing, the I feel the thing that sticks out the most is how shitty the CGI at the end is

theeWeeBabySeamus

Plus, that guy seems to have too many nipples.

(haven’t seen the movie, but still whut’s up wit dat?)

Wakezilla

Those are scars. They represent all the people he killed to get to Wakanda

theeWeeBabySeamus

He kinda looks like an Ostrich Skin Cowboy Boot.
Just saying….
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Wow, I didn’t realize ostriches were such prolific killers.

blaxabbath

Paging Wonder Woman final battle.

Wakezilla

Yes! It was pretty booty.

Brocky
Wakezilla

He is a handsome dude.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

DAK?
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Senor Weaselo

Everything about the color green sucks. Chad, Gang… uh, probably others.

the Alpha and the Amoeba
the Alpha and the Amoeba

We get it, you’re against legalization of marijuana

Brocky

so, i jokingly googled “hot women from cleveland” and I found a surprise:’

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Beerguyrob

“Good luck kid.”

– Tim Couch

yeah right

“The new sheriff’s a Baker!”comment image/revision/latest?cb=20101114123901

Wakezilla

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