2018 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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My two cents researching this weeks Quotables submissions? Is everyone seeing as much shitty tackling as I am? I mean, I’ve been watching Arizona march towards 0-16 for three games now so I’m not surprised when they can’t bring down a back before he reaches the deep safety (especially when one of those RBs was Adrian “Turk from Scrubs” Peterson). But — good god, OAK/LAC/ATL — is it finally fucking time for the NFLPA to allow offseason practices?

I mean, seriously man, practically everything is an illegal hit. I’m seriously thinking this is the refs getting back at the league for the last lockout. “Oh, you want to blame us for doing our best to interpret your shit rules? Fine — we’ll just call it all by the book.” Well, it’s working, Zebras.

Anyways, lots of non-action submissions this week. Here’s wishing you all the best of luck.

Best of Andrew Luck

 


Battle for Los Angeles WAR PAINT/TURNOVER CHAINZ

Not surprising, “Cleveland wins” was still an available trademark entering 2018.

 


Probably the best hit of the weekend. Roger Goodell is a national disgrace.

Haven’t seen nine guys watch two of their buddies gyrate like that since the last Brett Kavanaugh kegger.

Presented without comment.

THAT’s for playing a critical role in that plotline where Jerry dates someone exactly like himself!

I got nothing here but you might.

Guess who’s back [and insufferable]?!

 

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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“Personal foul, roughing the passer. 15 yards, automatic first down.”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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That is the look of a man suddenly realizing that when everyone in his life told him that this was the stupidest thing he will ever do, they were right. And that he really needs to get back to work on his asbestos manufacturing business.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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“When you pick it, you gotta stick it!” — Peyton Manning

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Now that the Trickster God DOINK has finally been sealed within the ceremonial cardboard box, the Browns will no longer lose in hilariously improbable ways; just ones where their players skill and coaching cannot overcome that of their opponents.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

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Finally, I can make the original version of Skyline Chili.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Sorry Unsurprised, did not see your entry below.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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This is the first time I’ve seen the 49ers perform a re-enactment of “You Got Served” since Aldon Smith left.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Still more appetizing than Skyline Chili

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Boltman’s non-union Mexican equivalent.

walkingthedog
walkingthedog


Andrew Luck stats

Say what you want, but Nathan Peterson had worse numbers and the Bills made it to the playoffs… #wouldf***allthemiamicheerleadersforapetersonjersey

P. S. I don’t know how to post it with picture…