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NFL News:

  • Le’Veon isn’t “officially” on the trading block, but at least the Jets have called about his rights.
    • The Steelers can rescind his franchise tag & trade him, but would need something valuable in return, since they’d only qualify for a third-round compensatory pick that they’d immediately lose because of all their other free agent signings.
    • nfl.com speculates about five possible landing spots for Bell, each with their own unique, some might say “idiotic” logic:
      • Houston – they need help, but “Belichick disciples” don’t pay large for free agents
      • Indianapolis – cap space & picks
      • NY Jets – “win now” mode
      • Miami – LOL Doplhins
      • Seattle – they can ship Earl Thomas the other way, plus Rashaad Penny, the kid they drafted #1.
  • So Everson Griffen went full Barret Robbins prior to the Bills game, minus the Tijuana, and that’s why he didn’t play in their debacle against the Bills.
    • He is currently under medical supervision in Minneapolis.
    • Deadspin has the full synopsis and it’s actually quite sad, to the point where I almost feel guilty for the Barret Robbins crack. Almost.
  • It’s 2018 & the #MeToo era, so it seems about time that the NFL should have an all-female announce booth.
    • Andrea Kremer and Hannah Storm will provide commentary and analysis for Amazon’s live streaming coverage of Thursday Night Football.
      • Prime members will get their choice of the FOX broadcast, Hannah & Andrea, a Spanish-announce team, or the UK announce feed.
    • Honestly, I wish they had them on the SAP button so I could mute Joe & Troy.
  • After last night’s four Roughing the Passer calls, the League has tallied 34 so far this year, versus 109 for all of 2017.
    • The League is having a Competition Committee phone conference next week to “discuss” the rash of calls.
      • It is expected new “interpretations” will emerge on the body weight and “scoop & slam” issue.
    • While he’s still active & healthy, the Mayor of Houston weighed in:

•   That’s it, then. Change is a’coming!

Every once in a while, I like to look at the alexa.com site stats, because I need to know I’m not alone in the universe. Anyway, aside from noting we are inching closer to being the 350,000th most popular site on the web, I quite enjoyed their breakdown of how people come to the site via search:

It’s like they know us. FYI – here’s a link to the term I know you’ll want to read. I’ll leave it to Moose & Seamus to take care of the other one.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Rays – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Astros at Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Dodgers at Diamondbacks – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NHL Preseason:
    • Blue Jackets vs. Sabres – 7:00PM | NBCSN
    • Canucks at Oilers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1

By the way, the Flyers have a new mascot, and he apparently lives in Marc Trestman’s windowless van:

    

His name is “Gritty”, and there’s a 100% chance Shayne Gostisbehere takes him out sometime this season.

  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • Maybe Brie Bella won’t hurt someone else tonight.

DOUBTFUL!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

At the pool hall with mah baby, drinking and eating and playing.

Yes, she’s kicking my ass. Beginner’s damn luck.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Hello insomnia my old friend

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Celebrity yogoats

Spoiler
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Mr. Ayo

Kate is awesome. And her friend Art, too.

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Unsurprised

And the goats pooped on her ex’s mat, which is a nice bonus.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

I always knew Doctor Who was a smart show, but I’m watching a 1st Season (revival) episode where losing contestants of game shows and reality TV game shows are disintegrated. I think they were on to something.

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Unsurprised

Mmm. White Genocide.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

‘Nite folks.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Or that.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

I’m not falling for this.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I just finally made friends with my possum. She took a cracker out of my hand without hissing at me or trying to bite for the first time. Which is an improvement over most of the women in my life over the past many years.

But she’s still very not attractive. yeeesh.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Do you call her Bitey?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Art

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Unsurprised

What an odd name for a goat.

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Spanky Datass

The docu-series Explained, on Netflix, is a little hit and miss for me but this week’s installment Music is good. That said, these shows are only 20 minutes so it’s not a hard science deep-dive but still nice.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

And we’re at the “tWBS posts All-American Rejects” point of the night. A bit early, if my timer is right.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are correct, sir.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

M’kay

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

She’s hired

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, I just helped a woman with a baby and like five suitcases load up her Uber. I feel like I did my good deed for the week.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re a good man.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Part-time only

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t believe that for one second, Sir.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She shot him just to watch him dye.

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Brick Meathook

Man, I got no friends. At least none that are off on Thursday afternoon and/or want to go to The Coliseum.

I can get two tickets 11 rows up from the corner of the end zone for $160 each, or I can get a single for $190. Or I can sit in upper upper reaches for $60 and listen to the game on an AM radio. This is also known as “the stabby zone.”

Anybody interested in a $160 ticket to see Jared Goff and Kirk Cousins in person? Let me know soon (like in 10 minutes) because price creep is setting in.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would but I’m out of town and that’s not worth the price.

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Brick Meathook

Your Los Angeles Rams, folks, here they are:
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Brick Meathook

BFC is going to be on an airplane. Who will step up to the plate and sink that putt in the net?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m off on Thursday. Actually I’m off just about every day.

I’d even pay to go to that game, yes.

Don’t think I can get there in time.

But I’m your friend. I hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOknJG0iRwk

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY GUY! This is Buddy Guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzIQkRBDyLY

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Almost every GIF search I do this one of Gillian Jacobs is in the mix somewhere:

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*Not complaining, just Googlebingduckduckgo knows a little too much.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gillian Jacobs is my favorite Gillian.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dana Scully is judging you.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I might have made a typo…..
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

(see, because that’s a “Gilligan” instead of a “Gillian”)

/sighs heavily

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

To address the rumors before: I am neither DB Cooper nor Chuck Yeager’s grandson.

I am more closely related to Edward Nygma.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

JERRY RICHARDSON: [censored]

ASSISTANT: Unlikely, sir, they spell and pronounce their last name differently.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So you made it out of Tennessee then?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Barely. I have no idea what day it is. And I’m sober.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I always thought you were Tom Nguyen half brother by marriage.

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Unsurprised

That’s just what DB Cooper would say.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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When tentacle porn jumps the shark.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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When one goes to the store hungry.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Listen lady; I’m not flexible enough to shave it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fair, Jesus floated on water, too

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hayley Williams is a national treasure and I will fight you to the death if you say otherwise.
OK, maybe not to the death. But I’ll make some very opinionated comments in your direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDy2wCQYSrU

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Redshirt

Why in the glory and honor of Satan’s anus is TV One showing a Cosby Show marathon on the day he’s sent away for a decade and declared a Sexually Violent Predator?!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Are you shitting me?

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Redshirt

I shit you not. TV One.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

GOP: [schedules Kavanaugh vote for less than 24 hours after Dr. Blasey’s testimony]

TV One: Hold my beer.

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WCS

Does Harvey Weinstein run that channel?

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Senor Weaselo

Something about being ironic?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll leave it to Moose & Seamus to take care of the other one.

How the fuck did I get singled out?
Oh yeah, I said sommet about her hair yesterday. I forgot.

She did look cute.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I can’t find any images. But she had this little ponytail floofy thing going on.
Ask Ayo, he saw it.

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Mr. Ayo

Don’t drag me into this!

But yeah, I was there.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh don’t act so surprised. I plan to take you down with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtuYhxRHcoM

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Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy Shit. Ayo is smrter than me.
And maybe more perverted.

Be afraid, ppl.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Steve Young really needs to go to The Men’s Wearhouse.

That jacket is hideous.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The screen cap makes the jacket look bad; Steve looks bad naturally.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed, the screen cap makes the material look more terrible than it probably is. But the material is not the worst part.

It doesn’t fit. His tailor is an idiot.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think most of the on-air clothes are by the studios; with budget cuts they may have just given him Troy Wingo’s jacket and said “Fuck it.”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO. You’re probably right.

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Redshirt

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/brett-kavanaugh-apos-body-language-133700859.html

You know, Trump. Just withdrawal the nomination and no questions’ll be asked.

To hell with it. Nominate me to be the next Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. I haven’t taken a law course but I know how to read, I love to research the facts and I believe the Constitution should be interpreted by the words written on the parchment.

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Senor Weaselo

Yes, but you’re not a terrible human being. Well, any more than the rest of us.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Redshirt: You take that back!

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Redshirt

“not a terrible human being”?

Are you trying to kill my rep?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

found a funny:

You knock on the melon to test freshness but something knocks back

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How did Doug Martin get trapped inside a melon?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Couldn’t see over the rind?

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WCS

PROTIP: The second Independence Day doesn’t make any sense.

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Redshirt

Oh, dear God. You didn’t watch it, did you?

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WCS

Can’t help myself.

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litre_cola

There s a second one? Weren’t they independant after the first one?

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Unsurprised

They should’ve made Earth the villains.

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Redshirt

From an Editorial in the local newspaper (almost verbatim) (before you ask, not written by me):

I was at a convenience store buying a bottle of juice when the cashier asked if I wanted a plastic bag for my one bottle. As soon as I said yes, I heard a voice behind me say “That’s bad for the environment.” I turned around saw a woman in reading glasses looking at her phone. I started to say “Actually, its….” and the lady responded “Whatever. I’m not going to start with you.” and went back to her phone.

Judgmental. Dismissive. With a pinch of demonizing.

You see, its Lib-iots like this that give Progressive Patriots like you all a bad name. Maybe the guy was going to reuse the bag to pack his lunch. Maybe he was going to collect fruit to give to the homeless. We don’t know because she immediately dismissed his argument without giving him a chance to defend himself.

I have a feeling people like this would call for a boycott of “The Flintstones” due to insensitivity because its insinuates that heterosexual family units can have a gay old time.

And if you think I’m reading things from nowhere, that may be, but at least you know how Conservatives from Ohio think whenever we’re not drinking the blood of the innocent or Sieg Trump-ing. I only wrote one post on an Internet discussion board about this . This guy wrote a half page editorial about this in the Cincinnati Enquirer.

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herodotus450

Yeah but… about the only thing more annoying than accosting random people about their bag choice is complaining about being accosted for your bag choice to a newspaper. What a delicate little snowflake. Why does he expect the world to revolve around him? Why can’t he go out there and work hard for his bag instead of expecting one to be given to him for free? And the bit about the phone seems all to convenient a fit to the narrative of hippie young people with their faces in their phones.

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Redshirt

Decent point. I’ve written to the Enquirer about the Reds becoming a Quadruple-A team, Marvin Lewis saying real fans should stay the course while they suck and about Deflectin’ Donald Trump. I haven’t written to the paper because my feelings were hurt by someone.

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herodotus450

Definitetly seems like an old man thing to do, complain about things to the paper. Something I’ve begun to notice is that the same rhetoric comes from both sides, about how they are being persecuted by the other side. Environmentalist/PC police on the left are killing Christmas! Big Businesses/the 1% are exploiting the poor and oppressing minorities!
Both sides seem to think the other side represents the rich and powerful.

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Redshirt

In a way, both sides are controlled by the rich and powerful. Republicans have Businessmen. Democrats have Hollywood stars.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both have both.

The Clintons through the years and others like them “Business Democrats” have huge business backing. Both parties state governments are big on huge corporate tax breaks and give aways to get companies like Amazon to move there, then they wind up trashing the budget paying for services to the low paid employees and infrastructure needs of said corporations. WHAT A COUNTRY.

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Wakezilla

Democrats absolutely have business people. Zuckerberg and Mark Cuban ring a bell?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They pay others to ring bells for them.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Exactly; just the type of made up story that makes people such as Redshirt come in their pants for the stereotype “See how libtards are!” No doubt there are those like this, but they are not nearly as common as Fox news would have the “people” believe.

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Don T

One marvelous thing about being an adult is the peace of mind to say to anyone “Mind yer own business, huh?” The rest of the anecdote smacks of made up culture warmongering.

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scotchnaut

[Drunk as hell]

My dad loved boxing-he did it all through high school. His fave guy of all time is Carlos Monzon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUBZ_cSPtfI

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scotchnaut

Miss my dad so much…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Back in the day my dad and I would watch Friday Night Fights; it was a great memory of growing up.

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herodotus450

Buffalo, aka East Coast Edmonton, looking to ice five top 10 draft picks this year, including one number 1 overall, and two number 2’s.

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Wakezilla

I for one, cannot wait until Ottawa wins the draft lottery because Colorado owns their pick.

Eugene Melnyk is a fucking genius.

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herodotus450

Buffalo and Columbus are playing in some local ice rink somewhere in New York. Pretty cool camera angle at least, very close to the ice. Plus, Dahlin is playing.

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rockingdog

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Senor Weaselo

Could be worse, could have been at Freddy Fazbear’s.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The woman sitting next to me on this plane is more fidgety than a 4 year old. Will be a long flight.

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scotchnaut

I’ve no idea what your job is but I’m 73.9% sure you’re Chuck Yeager’s grandson.

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herodotus450

I always figured he was a professional DB Cooper reenactor.

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scotchnaut

Cooper was wise to stay clear of Entebbe…

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herodotus450

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scotchnaut

“I got in at Bigfoot +3.5. Easy money!”

-King Hippo

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Redshirt

Maybe he is DB Cooper.

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scotchnaut

People can make a difference-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-uLwPCS16I

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see Senate Republicans have scheduled the committee vote on Kavanaugh already, despite really wanting to hear what one or multiple accusers have to say. What’s that word the President uses all the time? Oh yeah RIGGED

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also, I hope no woman ever lets a MAGA chud see/feel the inside of a vulva ever again.

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Wakezilla

That’s the problem: we live in such a culture of rape that there are binders full of women who see nothing wrong with what’s going on and will happily give it up to MAGA men

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Unsurprised

53% of white women voted for Donald Trump, who still has a 90% overall approval rating with Republicans. That presumably includes a couple of women.

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Unsurprised

“Lets”

Those fuckers don’t care about consent.

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herodotus450

ppl forget that justices can also be impeached.

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Redshirt

Plus the bar is lower for Justices. For everyone is “High Crimes and Misdemenors”. Article III of the US Constiution says judges “shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour”. They can be impeached for bad behavior. It has been done before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_in_the_United_States#Federal_officials_impeached

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also arrested and prosecuted just like regular people!

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Unsurprised

Yeah, sure.

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Redshirt

Democrats aren’t helping out much. As soon as Ford made her accusation a few of them said “We need to investigate this, but I believe her.”

You can’t call for an FBI Investigation and then convict the accused in absentia. Those are two different things.

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Wakezilla

Lot of people enjoying how the UN #resist(ed) Trump by laughing at him. No one is asking why over 100 countries signed off on his backwards and violent global drug war bill.

Sigh.

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Unsurprised

Authoritarianism fucking rules is why.

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JustStopDude

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Senor Weaselo

I am almost curious to see what kind of gymnastics they needed to do for this. Almost.

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Unsurprised

What gymnastics. They just lumber through like Godzilla. They don’t give a fuck.

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Wakezilla

On a related note in Canadia

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4831707

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Redshirt

“When the Southern Plantation owners needed labor, people from Africa were so happy to help that they not only got onto the boats, they insisted on moving the oars themselves. All they asked for a place to stay, food, work, with the occasional discipline..”

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Unsurprised

That’s still how the British describe the Indian and Chinese coolies that replaced African slaves – changing the name of the institution but maintaining the effect, meaning that the British still had slaves into the 1970s.

Not that we’re any better. We just renamed slavery in the 13th Amendment as prison labor and it’s thriving quite well.

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scotchnaut

I went down the ‘abandoned dog is shown love and is given a forever home’ rabbit hole. There might just be hope for humanity.

/I don’t know what to do with all this water leaking out of my eyes

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Redshirt

That’s how family got our cat.

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Redshirt

CNN: “Today, protesters bothered another Republican and his family while they were out to dinner.”
Me: “Oh, come on! I get it: YOU HATE THEM! I’m all for debating and questioning your duly elected representatives, but you don’t have to harass them!”
CNN: “It was Ted Cruz and his support for disgraced Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.”
Me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sFE8_usN0

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scotchnaut

Stick with us, Redshirt-next thing you know, you’ll be okay with women voting Democrat while wearing heels.

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Redshirt

Wearing heels or wearing only heels?

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Senor Weaselo

…Yes?

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Wakezilla

Honestly, this needs to happen more often

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Redshirt

Within reason. If a person deserves it or did something wrong, yes. But don’t do it just because the Junior Senator is a Republican who voted with their party.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s just as well, Ted Cruz wasn’t hungry for his grubs anyway.

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Unsurprised

So that’s what happened to Marc Trestman’s Windowless Van!

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herodotus450

Meanwhile, further down on the referral list:
∞. some douchebag making fun of college football players’ names 0.00%

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