My mood has been quite foul all week. I think it’s my work schedule. Being back on afternoon & evenings means I don’t really appreciate the weekend anymore. By the time I get home I just want the day to end; finishing earlier in the day made for more activity time later, and that made the days flow better.
Also, getting home halfway through sporting events really pisses me off. THAT’S MY SPORTS DRINKING TIME!
Tonight’s sports:
- NCAA:
- Florida at Mississippi State – 6:00PM | ESPN
- Virginia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Iowa State at TCU – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Ohio State at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
- Stanford at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
- BYU at Washington – 8:30PM | FOX
- Mississippi at LSU – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Southern California at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Oregon at California – 10:30PM | FS1
- Toledo at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Blue Bombers vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- MLB:
- Tigers at Brewers – 7:00PM | FS1
- MLS:
- Toronto FC vs. New England – 7:30PM | TSN4
- LA Galaxy vs. Whitecaps FC – 10:00PM | TSN
- 2018 Ryder Cup Golf:
- Day 3 in France – 6:00AM | NBC
- NHL Preseason:
- Sportsnet – 7:00PM; 10:00PM
Is it twice in a row we’ve been treated to the best game of the week on a Thursday? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THAT!
OK, almost midnight, everyone else in the house is asleep.
Time to go get drunk and make dinner!!!!!!!
(my own dinner that is, already made it for the rest of these assholes)
Yay foar freezer vodka though, either way.
/forgets to make dinner
Ol’ Walt was quite the ass man. I kinda find that arousing myself, like when Bugs Bunny would dress up in drag.
You don’t have to be Fellini to figure this cartoon out.
OK, let’s start with some re-hydration.
I liked that guy better in Beetlejuice.
Finished the second season of Crashing. I definitely need to get back into watching insult humor. It seems backwards that my enjoyment in awful things decreases as this hellworld gets worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM
The malaise I am experiencing since January20 2017 has led me to go into debt to buy an old classic car I’ve been pining for over the last couple of years. I was going to sell my old convertible first, but decided to take the plunge and borrow the money so I can drive it for a little while before the upcoming civil/race war that the current administration seems to desire takes place and we find ourselves in a post-apocalyptic hellsacpe a la Road Warrior, wherein I get taken out by the first pack of feral Cub Scouts that comes through the neighborhood looking for easy pickings.
Not enough plus 1’s
Has anyone here had any experience with an air fryer? I had some food prepared in one last week and it seemed pretty good.
Maybe ask your local catholic.
/An err Friar, you see
Well, they can probably offer some tips on preparing some fish, at least on Fridays.
I like her. She seems nice.
I hope Travis Kelce pulled his hamstring kicking at a tightly tucked hotel sheet last night and unexpectedly became aroused by a male masseuse today. This will keep him from dropping a 20 burger on my dumb ugly face, and will remind me of when Jason Alexander was funny.
Kelce always wanted to pretend to be an architect??
/spread down to 3.5, put $80 on the Chefs as I fear a rogering is at hand
A rogering you say?????
This man is a national disgrace.
I am amazed it hasn’t been revealed that he was a high school drinking buddy of Gorsuch’s and Kavanaugh’s, being a Senator’s son and all.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/toddessig/2018/09/25/the-kavanaugh-hearing-is-not-he-said-she-said-its-she-remembers-what-he-did-he-doesnt/#6fbd6a6f5a09
Yep.
I wonder how much Raiders fan’s children charged that lady for their entire lemonade inventory.
Matt Damon is playing Kav…not bad.
Luke Skywalker was never again very good at masturbating.
NBC is smart to show SNL on the Best Coast live.
Looks like this game has a Trace amount of… something.
Holy shit, we actually won?
I love silence in the stadium. UNHappy Valley FTW!
Yeah, Oregon thought they had it in the bag last week, too.
that was Pedo State’s 4th down play??????? What the fuck?
Schiano’s Revenge!
Leprosy?
All that time, and that’s the play?
he changed it at least twice at the line. AFTER the timeouts.
LOLPaedos!!!
THREE consecutive timeouts. Needs to be some rule about that.
Tell Gibbs 2.0…
JAmes Franklin REALLY finds hisself clever
Actual 4 hour game…
I’m pretty sure that NCAA 2K or whichever it was still exists, because these names are total bullshit. Kyler? Trace? People are just making shit up now. More than previously somehow.
Auburn has a JaTarvious
Kyler is the singular of Skyler
Skyler?!? That ball busting bitch!
*throws unsliced pizza on roof.*
BYU still has Squally Canada
My favorite, then probably sleepy
This game really needs a backbreaking turnover, and psu is holding the hot potato.
How does a game that was so close, but so assy, for so long, actually become interesting? Fucking B1G.
dueling banjo timeouts!!
I’ll watch USC and Zona. The Song Girls travel well.
OBLIGATORY FANTASY QUESTION ( i may already have asked I can’t remember I’m drunk) : Agholor, Enunwa, Hogan, Josh Gordon, Ajayi, Fitz, Godwin. Pick 2.
Enunwa, Ajayi, Gordon if active (if not I guess Fitty)
Every fantasy question just reminds me how much my team blows.
Delay of Game on the two point conversion, yikes…
And then they call the timeout, after the penalty.
“That’s impressive. You gonna finish that?” -Andy Reid
This one is almost encouraging
That is telling..
Before my father died he had a saying. He managed a lot of people and dealt with a lot of stuff…professionally speaking. And since he died, I’ve learned he was far from a perfect person. Very far.
But dude knew how to deal with managing a staff. Anyway, his saying, which means more to me now than it did when I first heard him say it as stupid kid….
“You can’t talk your way out of a situation you behaved yourself into.”
#TooMuchTime
Whoa.
OSU looking good here but there is too much time left.
This kitty know’s y’all
Hey, gravity might have taken its toll over here, but my “bloodflow” still works just fine.
I can’t prove it.
Well, maybe not tonight.
It’s cool, most of DFO probably doesn’t want photographic proof
LOL…I’ll skype you right now and prove it!!!!!!!!
“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”
Apparently on my ESPN app the Mavs are playing a team called the Ducks in preseason. I was surprised they’re playing Oregon.
No, they’re playing a team from China. Specifically from Beijing. It’s the Beijing Ducks. Their team name is a Peking Duck joke.
How do the Mavs match up against the Ducks’ best player, General Tso?
Eh, he’s chicken.
osu-psu refs must be auditioning for something, with all the calls they’re making.
Being a Big 12 ref?
BATTERY-TOUCH OR STRIKE-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Phantom facemask!?
David Wright (retiring at the end of the year, this is his last game) is supposed to address the crowd when the game ends. Naturally it’s scoreless in the top of the 13th.
THIS KITTY KNOWS THE PATRIOTS
And Republican politics!
He’s besties with Kav
this isnt known?
osu strikes hard and fast to pull back within 6 with 6 minutes to go.
To the Victor go the spoils.
That’s ’cause they forgot to put it in the fridge.
Domestic violence
Let’s dance!
She looks like a VERY angry pegger.
I am already watching OR/CAL. The uniforms would make Liberace grab for a MAGA hat.
Sorry, guys, Horatio is my favorite DFOer now.
Oh.
/stops preparing anus
I follow Horatio on Twitter.
Drunk-on-drunk violence. I’ll allow it!
OSU board after they lose tonight: Oh wait, did we say 3 games? We meant Urban is terminated immediately.
wendys jams anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoc0zOlpvJ8&t=156s
Jesus, every team I want to see lose is going to win tonight. Is the Mecum auction still on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndH9mhHPk0&ab_channel=killerchair
EDIT: This was supposed to post to your comment about the Allstate Guy.
Thanks for the clarification. i thought it was just one of those internet things that I say to myself “I just can’t expect to get every single joke or reference at my advanced age.”