Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!
Den/NYJ:
This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.
Mia/Cin:
Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.
Atl/Pitt:
The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.
NYG/Car:
I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.
Jax/KC:
Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.
GB/Det:
The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.
Bal/Cle:
I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.
Ten/Buf:
If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.
Go Man City!
This will be so Browns
Shanklor demands a tie
dumbass didn’t go out of bounds, come on tie!
should have used they timeout
Again, losing by 6 TOTES WORKS, Gigantes. BE GOOD.
Seriously. Why do teams keep trying to play when its impossible to win? Is it like NBA Jam where spots appear on the playing surface where if a touchdown is thrown from that spot it counts more than normal?
Packers got the Loins right where they want them, I think.
Don’t garbage time fuck me here, Bengals’ D
Broncos d and Crosby kicker this guy liver is going to take a beat ing
HERE WE GO TIE TIE TIE
Loins gonna loin super hard right here
TIE ALERT IN CLEVELAND
So browns going 1-2-2
That would be fantastic.
Wait, #ThePauls catch a break with teh Crabtree dropsie?
Derrick Henry gained 56 yards today. Good night, sweet piece of shit.
Nothing says JETS like a strong ground game.
12-13
Way to go, Don T’s….
Bengals are good y’all
I could see them in one playoff game….
Yes! We got this game won! We’re 4-1! We got all the momentum on our side! Who are we playing next?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0tY5PRuHs
I didn’t watch the first half. Was Dalton’s interception caused by a receiver trying to punch the ball into heaven?
No. It was a defender this time.
Giants only down 3?
[faints]
My KC-JAX feed has become Browns-Ravens. Thanks, I reckon.
DEN really went downhill after losing out on the FA Brock Osweiler signing.
34 points and 510 yards to the New York Football Jest. This is problem.
I have so many questions about this murdercycle.
Right now, in Green Bay, someone just shot Mason Crosby’s dog.
KC D starting to believe. Check that. It’s only Bortles.
LOLCROSBY AGAIN
Seriously? FOUR??
XP attempt
Sorry, DonT. Hauschka is a badass.
“Peyton has better numbers than Eli today and he’s dead!”
-Stephen A. Smith
Next time I am at Hard Times, I will get a bowl of Cincinnati style.
/still will not eat on spaghetti, it shall be in a bowl with cornbread on the side like a proper Southern boy
Rice is considered an acceptable substiution. Or a burrito.
ok, I can MAYBE do the rice thing.
Or just get a chili dog like a normal non-cincy human
I’ve never seen it on rice. It’s really just Greek chili, so bread is acceptable
It was the first experiment when Skyline Chili decided to branch out and Gold Star Chili turned into Gold Star and served burgers and sandwiches.
I may or have not have done the cabbage patch in my room after that last TD. You have no proof I did, though.
I drink lime flavoured alcoholic fizzy water. This a judgment-free zone (ish).
You need to put some tape over your computer’s camera … just sayin’.
I stood on my ottoman with and raised the black power fist for some reason.
ah take it for granted we’s all Black supremacists
Who started the Bengals D today?
Cincy TD!
Tannderp 2 turnover boogaloo
AND THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!
look at the bright side giants, you used your high 1st round pick on a QB of the future…
…whaaaaa?
Need a Bungles defensing TD, I guess.
There you go!
oh Eli.
The Browns – Ravens game…it is as shitty as the score line indicates I guess…
Oh come on, refs! Green’s feet was on the green turf not the white paint!
on the 2, why wouldn’t you run again?
That boy is in over his head.
/pun intended
FUCK OFF MARVIN
FUCKING GIGANTES
c’mon, Bungles. Get 7, preferably to Mixon
Maybe he can PUNCH it in.
my old/new browns game 9-6 prediction coming true!?
I audibly “ungh”d at this
Pants Fly Open
That’s it Mixon! Hit those Dolphins on the chin!!!
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Can I rephrase that comment?
Dolphins replaced with folgers crystals at half let see if anyone notices
Can’t believe they were gonna let Darnold throw there.
I’m afraid to +1 this
I hope that’s ice cream.
In Georgia it’s OK tho.
What a shitty call on the Giants. Jesus.
A guy named Jesus is the back judge?
PLEASE hold ’em to 3!!
Now it all hinges on OBJ’s arm…
Need a miracle in cincy
No Bengals lead or tie is safe. You should know that by now.