Your “There Is Only One Game Today” Sunday Morning/Early Afternoon Multi-Purpose Post

Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!

Den/NYJ:

This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.

Mia/Cin:

Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.

Atl/Pitt:

The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.

NYG/Car:

I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.

Jax/KC:

Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.

GB/Det:

The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.

Bal/Cle:

I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.

Ten/Buf:

If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.

Go Man City!

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Gratliff

This will be so Browns

Gatoraids

Shanklor demands a tie

fleshwound_NPG

dumbass didn’t go out of bounds, come on tie!

King Hippo

should have used they timeout

King Hippo

Again, losing by 6 TOTES WORKS, Gigantes. BE GOOD.

Redshirt

Seriously. Why do teams keep trying to play when its impossible to win? Is it like NBA Jam where spots appear on the playing surface where if a touchdown is thrown from that spot it counts more than normal?

Dolph Ucker

Packers got the Loins right where they want them, I think.

King Hippo

Don’t garbage time fuck me here, Bengals’ D

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gatoraids

Broncos d and Crosby kicker this guy liver is going to take a beat ing

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Maestro

HERE WE GO TIE TIE TIE

Gratliff

Loins gonna loin super hard right here

fleshwound_NPG

TIE ALERT IN CLEVELAND

Mother Puncher

So browns going 1-2-2

Sharkbait

That would be fantastic.

King Hippo

Wait, #ThePauls catch a break with teh Crabtree dropsie?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Nothing says JETS like a strong ground game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

12-13

Way to go, Don T’s….

Mother Puncher

Bengals are good y’all

blaxabbath

I could see them in one playoff game….

Redshirt

Yes! We got this game won! We’re 4-1! We got all the momentum on our side! Who are we playing next?





Oh.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0tY5PRuHs

Mother Puncher

I didn’t watch the first half. Was Dalton’s interception caused by a receiver trying to punch the ball into heaven?

Redshirt

No. It was a defender this time.

Viva La Tabula Raza

My KC-JAX feed has become Browns-Ravens. Thanks, I reckon.

blaxabbath

DEN really went downhill after losing out on the FA Brock Osweiler signing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

34 points and 510 yards to the New York Football Jest. This is problem.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The Maestro

I have so many questions about this murdercycle.

Dolph Ucker

Right now, in Green Bay, someone just shot Mason Crosby’s dog.

fleshwound_NPG

LOLCROSBY AGAIN

King Hippo

Seriously? FOUR??

fleshwound_NPG

XP attempt

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King Hippo

Sorry, DonT. Hauschka is a badass.

King Hippo

Next time I am at Hard Times, I will get a bowl of Cincinnati style.

/still will not eat on spaghetti, it shall be in a bowl with cornbread on the side like a proper Southern boy

Redshirt

Rice is considered an acceptable substiution. Or a burrito.

King Hippo

ok, I can MAYBE do the rice thing.

Mother Puncher

Or just get a chili dog like a normal non-cincy human

Mother Puncher

I’ve never seen it on rice. It’s really just Greek chili, so bread is acceptable

Redshirt

It was the first experiment when Skyline Chili decided to branch out and Gold Star Chili turned into Gold Star and served burgers and sandwiches.

Redshirt

I may or have not have done the cabbage patch in my room after that last TD. You have no proof I did, though.

King Hippo

I drink lime flavoured alcoholic fizzy water. This a judgment-free zone (ish).

Spanky Datass

You need to put some tape over your computer’s camera … just sayin’.

Mother Puncher

I stood on my ottoman with and raised the black power fist for some reason.

King Hippo

ah take it for granted we’s all Black supremacists

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mother Puncher

Who started the Bengals D today?

Spur

Cincy TD!

Gatoraids

Tannderp 2 turnover boogaloo

King Hippo

AND THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

look at the bright side giants, you used your high 1st round pick on a QB of the future…

…whaaaaa?

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King Hippo

Need a Bungles defensing TD, I guess.

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Redshirt

There you go!

Spur

oh Eli.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

The Browns – Ravens game…it is as shitty as the score line indicates I guess…

Redshirt

Oh come on, refs! Green’s feet was on the green turf not the white paint!

King Hippo

on the 2, why wouldn’t you run again?

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King Hippo

FUCK OFF MARVIN

King Hippo

FUCKING GIGANTES

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King Hippo

c’mon, Bungles. Get 7, preferably to Mixon

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Maybe he can PUNCH it in.

fleshwound_NPG

my old/new browns game 9-6 prediction coming true!?

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Mother Puncher

I audibly “ungh”d at this

Spanky Datass

Pants Fly Open

Redshirt

That’s it Mixon! Hit those Dolphins on the chin!!!

Can I rephrase that comment?

Gatoraids

Dolphins replaced with folgers crystals at half let see if anyone notices

King Hippo

Can’t believe they were gonna let Darnold throw there.

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Mother Puncher

I’m afraid to +1 this

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope that’s ice cream.

In Georgia it’s OK tho.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A guy named Jesus is the back judge?

King Hippo

PLEASE hold ’em to 3!!

Fronkenshteen

Need a miracle in cincy

Redshirt

No Bengals lead or tie is safe. You should know that by now.