An “It Goes On And On My Friend” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I think they’re still playing Game Three of the World Series. Anyway – in honour of that, this one’s for Brick:

Mr. Ayo nailed it like Blair Walsh in the comments when he opined:

Whenever you want to question football or ice ball overtimes, remember this evening/morning.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Game 4 – Red Sox at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
  • NHL:
    • Jets at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Habs at Bruins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / City TV / NHLN
    • Penguins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
  • CFL:
    • Lions at Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN
  •  NCAA:
    • Washington at California – 6:30PM | FS1
    • North Carolina State at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Texas A&M at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Navy vs. Notre Dame – 8:00PM | CBS
    • Texas at Oklahoma State – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN2
    • Hawaii at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
    • Oregon at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
    • San Diego State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • UFC Fight Night:
    • Volkan vs. Smith: From Moncton, N.B. – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
      • There’ll be about a thousand guys named “Gord” or “Doug” in the crowd, all wearing Canadian tuxedos.

LEFT DOUG IS THE RAPIEST DOUG!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Petronel

PULL HIM NOW PLEASE

Mr. Ayo

I’m sure they will now.

Mr. Ayo

#PuigYourFriend

Viva La Tabula Raza

Things not looking good for the Texas sides tonight.

Gratliff

Apparently, Jacksonville is in full JAGURAS mode and a bunch of players got arrested tonight.

Mr. Ayo

Aren’t they in London?

Gratliff

Presumably they asked for a Bud Light and were immediately cuffed.

Mr. Ayo

That’s fair.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Was it autumnal?

nomonkeyfun

£50,000, what is that two residents of Jacksonville.

Brick Meathook

Man this series is so boring except when it ain’t.

Mr. Ayo

I enjoyed that very much.

Petronel

GAH. Sawx having problems throwing to first lately

ballsofsteelandfury

Except for a brief 5 minutes when I had to put shorts on to move my car, the only clothes I’ve worn today is my underwear.

I’m pretty proud of myself.

Brick Meathook

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Please tell me they were the Andrew Christian Almost Naked Sports Briefs.

King Hippo

fight fight fight FOAR Washington State!

Brick Meathook

I love L.A.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, is this the part where we say a prayer to cancer? Cancer, if you’re listening, please take Brett Kavanaugh.

King Hippo

preferably, take his wee-wee first

King Hippo

NC State might as well just have stayed home

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In North Carolina? No, I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

King Hippo

Wazzu are level on the non-Paloose

Fronkenshteen

I found a six-pack of “Mad Elf Ale” by Tröegs Brewery in Hershey, PA at my local Food Lion. 11% ABV. Oof! Also a nearly full cartridge of Wild Berry Sativa. 93.82% THC. Double oof! Tomorrow should be…..colorful. Hope my bets give me a run for me moneys.

King Hippo

for being such a crack-whore of a grocery, they have surprisingly good libation options

Fronkenshteen

I can’t figure it out either.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, Food Lion is a real place? I thought they made it up for Animal House.

King Hippo

nope, it’s the Southern grocery chain that’s always closest to your house, but one avoids going to if one can help it

King Hippo

We recently lost all our nice, unionized Krogers in this part of North Cakalaky, though

Fronkenshteen

PERFECT DESCRIPTION

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As opposed to the Food Panther, which is what his teammates in Carolina used to call Kelvin Benjamin.

Mr. Ayo

Panther? I’m listening.

— A. Reid

Viva La Tabula Raza

All the grocery store action in Animal House took place in the Food King.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Damned royalists…

Spur

Texas will pull this off. Blowing leads is an OSU special

King Hippo

please God no, the current playoff picture is unbearable enough as is

Gratliff

Just progressin’ right along in RDR2. Need that happy ending for 100%
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King Hippo

Cal has U-Dub beat. They need to start taking a knee and quit risking handoffs.

Spur

It seems there is an Azteca/Aztec Theater in every western city.

Fronkenshteen

This is a really good World Series. Very evenly matched teams. Only one has Jackie Bradley Joonyah tho.

Spanky Datass

So much creepy “Shimmy-shake” and “Backside / right cheek” talk in the booth in Stillwater tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Good Christ. My back is spasmodic just WATCHING that. Which I’ve done about 70 times. So far.

Gratliff

The double knees to the back has become a surprisingly common wrestling move despite its high fuck up potential
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Gratliff

The human crash test dummy there is AR Fox. A 31 year old phenom who will be in a wheelchair by 35. I was two seats away from the guy who took a kick to the face from him at an Evolve show this summer. Here he is having his life saved by Keith Lee.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, you are not kidding. One little mistake and his brains end up all over the concrete floor.

Fronkenshteen

Not that it needs to be said here, but I fucking love 9:30 est London NFL games.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

amen!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love me some breakfast football too.

Mr. Ayo

Too early! /BestCoastProblems

Viva La Tabula Raza

Rodriguez running to second like he was holding in a turtlehead.

Mr. Ayo

/Red Sox fans react reasonably

King Hippo

PLEASE beat the Steerfuckers, you orange ass-paddling weirdos.

Brick Meathook

I gotta go see that Dodger house with the picture of a beady-eyed soulless Clayton Kershaw.

Mr. Ayo

Quality BOtG

King Hippo

Ryan Finley has QB’d himself down to Round 2/3 if he’s lucky the last 6 quarters. CHRIST.

Fronkenshteen

How much is a gram of decent cocaine going for these days? I haven’t bought that shit in more than 10 years.

nomonkeyfun

Coke sells for all the money in your bank account.

King Hippo

Fronk wants a Hippo visit!

Fronkenshteen

“Fear & Loathing in the Charles Town Sports Book”?

Brick Meathook

TRUE STORY: In the 90s. I went to a New Years Eve party in Georgetown in D.C. and snorted coke with the host, who provided it. I’m not naming names but that guy years later became the governor of a U.S. state.

nomonkeyfun

Nosferatu of Fla?

Fronkenshteen

Genuinely curious. What did you snort said lines off? I’m imagining something quite elegant, and not at all like the mirror ripped off the motel room wall, like I was accustomed to.

nomonkeyfun

Laura Ingraham’s ass?

Brick Meathook

A handheld rectangular piece of mirrored glass , maybe 3×5 inches (7.62×12.7 cm) with nicely sanded edges. Rich guys with coke will own stuff like that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My money’s on Terry McAuliffe.

King Hippo

yeah, that guy PARTIES

Brick Meathook

You’re all wrong (so far). Go to Wikipedia and just keep listing U.S. Governors here and eventually you’ll be right, but I won’t tell you. A secret with Brick remains a secret.

Mr. Ayo

Matt Bevin!

Petronel

*Grumble grumble baseball grumble*

…Jason Momoa as Aquaman.

Much better.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Nice form, Ames!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

Swallowing raw dogs is what makes Jean a popular girl.

Mr. Ayo

I’d give her 6.

Maybe even 7 depending where the measurement starts

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

Wait a minute…Texas is good? They got beat my UMD…what the fuck?!?

WCS

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Spanky Datass

The 506’s maps are confusing me this week, CBS side. I’ll pour a drink and maybe take another look later.
http://506sports.com/

Brick Meathook

I actually use this site as my TV Guide for sports broadcasts!

Humble suggestion: Include time zone info

Spanky Datass

It’s my little mid-week treat.

Petronel

Alright. Let’s do this goddamn thing.

Fronkenshteen

Let’s go Irish

WCS

w hy do u haet THE TROOPS!

King Hippo

and here I was thinking u was Jewish ,, smh

Fronkenshteen

I’m from Long Island, which makes me like 20% Jewish. I went to way more Bar & Bat Mitzvahs than Confirmation parties.

Senor Weaselo

This, and I only went to like, 3 Bar Mitzvahs. No Bat Mitzvahs, preteen Senor was also not very popular with the ladies.

Spanky Datass

Starkville? Needs more cowbell …

Senor Weaselo

I didn’t know there were bars of 5 in the national anthem!

King Hippo

Does anyone have a fresh batch of Purple Drank? I can promise biting witticisms!

King Hippo

Can SillyCuse get to 100? Let’s find out!

Senor Weaselo

Not like the basketball team ever does.

King Hippo

Boeheim no doubt sending a strongly worded text to tamp things down

herodotus450

The Colin Montgomery?

WCS

The John Daly is just Rebel Yell and Busch Light in a cracked glass with a cigarette butt floating on top.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I know a certain DC whose name rhymes with Dave Huxtable who needs a good ass-kicking.

King Hippo

Kenfucky wins on an untimed down, last play of the game. Only Cats’ offensive TD of the game, 15-14 is the final.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I turned NC State/’Cuse on just in time to see ‘Cuse DB cheat in just enough that I knew Finley would hit that throw.
Plus I kicked all rednecks out of my house for the night.
Woooooo!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah shit…we no can haz Wooooo!!!!!
GODDAMMIT NC STATE!!!!!!

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

This Penn St. – Iowa game, I call it “too much even for George Brett” because of all the Pinegar.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So here’s a fun dilemma for fantasy defenses:

CHI vs. NYJ
NE at BUF

…or…

IND at OAK

I wish I could start all 3! I’m going with IND though.

Fronkenshteen

Yup. Raiders are tanking.

Brick Meathook

YES!

Mr. Ayo

I got a mention without groveling!

MeadDudeDoug is employee of the week!

Fronkenshteen

I can’t wait to clear the dinner dishes so I can retire, in solitude, to the bedroom, with a full beer and a charged vape pen to watch the series and pick some drafts on fan duel.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m making turkey meatballs!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m very happy you didn’t say “turkey…meet balls”.

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