Your “Oh Look – You’ve Broken Him” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

Not a lot worth mentioning today, what with Thanksgiving tomorrow & most NFL offices taking today off because they have to work Friday.

  • No Truth Biscuit on Thursday versus the Lions.
    • Trubisky was downgraded from “questionable” to “doubtful” for Thursday’s game on Wednesday morning.
    • In his place, Chase Daniel. who has started a whole two games in his nine-year career – and who hasn’t thrown a live-game pass since 2016.
  • Aaron Rodgers has donated $1 million to the relief efforts in northern California.
    • “I’m partnering with the North Valley Community Foundation and donating $1 million to help with recovery and eventual rebuild of these communities.”
      • Rodgers added his long-time partner, Erin Olivia Danica State Farm, will donate $1 up to $1 million through the State Farm Neighborhood of Good program.
    • The donation is conditional on the firefighters letting his parents’ place burn to the ground.
    • FYI – I typed this post at 11:00AM PT, and an hour later Deadspin tells me it somehow escalated beyond the hyperbole I’d already gone with.

  • Adrian Peterson is in trouble for talking about beating hitting spanking his kids again.
    • He told Bleacher Report in an extended piece on his rejuvenated season that he spanked his son with a belt “the other day”.
    • It’s a problem for the NFL because, even though he served his probation from the original incident, his reinstatement to the NFL after that was dependent upon his agreeing to go through counseling and be a better father to his children.
      • From the League’s suspension letter in 2014: You must commit yourself to your counseling and rehabilitative effort, properly care for your children, and have no further violations of law or league policy.
      • Such an admission might violate Roger Goodell’s vaunted personal-conduct policy.
  • Derek Carr is openly trying to get out of Oakland.
    • How else can you explain his statement that “I want to mess up the draft. I don’t want the first pick.”
      • In the same interview, he said his top priority is to get the team to a place where they both don’t end up with the first pick and get accused of tanking.
    • Meanwhile, at a Supercuts in Sacramento, CA, a homely man in a white track suit laments to the hair technician that the angry red man who babysits him yelled at him and his dad’s ghost won’t do anything about it.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Hurricanes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Habs at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Flyers at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Sens at Wild – 8:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Jets at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Canucks at Ducks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN
    • Lakers at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | ESPN
    • Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • Basketball:
      • Marquette vs. Kansas – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Maui Invitational – Seventh-place game 9:00PM | ESPNU
      • Middle Tennessee State vs. Virginia – 9:30PM | ESPN2

Enjoy your turkey tomorrow, you gluttons. I’ll be at work, listening to the games on the radio & teaching teenagers what the phrase “going from left-to-right across your radio dial” means.

OLD SCHOOL!

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Horatio Cornblower

Or, as Fischer would probably call it, his ‘Final Solution’

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Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!
Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!

WHEN PEOPLE SEE ADRIAN PETERSON, SOME CALL HIM THE GREATEST RUNNING BACK EVER. MOST JUST CALL CPS THOUGH

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!
Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!

I HATE ISIS ALMOST AS MUCH AS AARON RODGERS HATES HIS FAMILY

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Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!
Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!

NOW THAT”S MY KIND OF SWIFFER

Wakezilla

Got dam!

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yeah right

With advanced calculus, a slide rule and a quick perusal through the family photo album, I’ve now been documented as making Thanksgiving dinner for 30 years in a row.

If anyone wants to grate the cheese I’m good with volunteers.

Wakezilla

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty damn good at cutting the Cheese

yeah right

You’re hired!

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Wakezilla

I just got to say, I’m impressed with how much DFO has grown. A.A. Ron is wearing a #Buttstrong t-shirt and no one has gone for the low hanging fruit. Good job.

This week I’ve been feeling exhausted to the point where if I were a dog, I’d be Old Yeller’d. It just occurred to me to look up side effects to the antibiotics and sure enough, tiredness was on of the first symptoms to emerge. That explains things.

Senor Weaselo

Mr. Stiles?

blaxabbath

Just take the infection.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I got called away from some of my sweet potato responsibilities to read to my niece and nephew, but damn if I’m not covered in orange entrails like DSA members can only dream of

yeah right

First I’ll need some nice spiritual music to inspire me to cook.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m out of town, but I get back late Saturday if there are leftovers.

yeah right

Dude, we have to get drinks sometime.

Because, leftovers are unheard of in this house.

Best to you and the family. Give Brother in law a hug from us.

Happy Thanksgiving BFC.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks, and same to you and yours.

yeah right

I got both youngest rights and all 3 granddaughters here tomorrow.

I’m happy.

yeah right

Just because it’s traditional doesn’t mean it doesn’t, you know, kind of suck.

I am the 4th generation dressing maker in my family.

I have a great, great grandmother that was born in Louisiana and she was as far back as I could trace with the dressing thing.

Grandmother Gladys added her own shit, with the Cajun trinity and garlic etc.

I feel it is upon me to improve this traditional family offering and bring it into the current zeitgeist.

I’ve got fresh herbs.

I’ve got butter.

And I’ve got creativity.

Roll over in your grave Grandmommie Imma blow this shit UP!

yeah right

If you’re going to do Grandmommie’s dressin’ right you have to make a fresh batch of biscuits!

AND a fresh batch of cornbread!

Strait out of my oven.

Happy Thanksgiving People.

Love you all.
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Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!
Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!

HI I AM BUDDY’S UNCLE ED, BUDDY MAKES ME LOG IN TO THIS DUMBASS SITE EVERY THANKSGIVING BECAUSE IT’S TRADITION. LIKE MY EX-WIFE SENDING SNAPCHATS OF HERSELF GETTING PLOWED BY HER CAMEROONIAN POOLBOY.

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL AND THERE’S CUM UNDER THE SHIFT KEY SO IT WON’T PRESS DOWN. ARE THERE ANY BROADS HERE OR PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE ONE ON HERE, I”M NOT CHOOSEY

WCS

And, there it is, DFO. It’s officially Thanksgiving! Let’s all get drunk on gravy!

Senor Weaselo

By gravy, do you mean rum ham gravy? Which is just rum?

Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!
Buddy Cole's Christmas Story!

YES GRAVY THE THICK BROWN SHIT, NOT WHAT SOME ASSHOLE FROM STATEN ISLAND WHOS 1/5 ITALIAN CALLS SPAGHETTI SAUCE

Wakezilla

Sill?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS GUY BUDDY’S UNCLE ED, I CALL HIM MR. ED BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHY HE’S TALKING BUT THEY KNOW HE’S ALWAYS PACKING HORSE SEMEN

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I bought a 1.75 of rum on Monday on the way home from work. I just now poured the last of it into a cocktail jigger.

That’s a lot of rum to drink in 3 nights. I may have a problem.

Just kidding! Even though the packys here are all closed tomorrow, I bought TWO 1.75s on Monday, so I should be good for the rest of the weekend. Or I can pick up another on Saturday

Senor Weaselo

THIS TABULA RAZA I CALL HIM ALLEN IVERSON BECAUSE OF ALL THE HANDLES HE HAS.

WCS

Couple of days too late, but, something I’ll never forget on Thanksgiving Week:

TRUE WCS: I despise the NBA, but, this game happened to be on at the bar I was at.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

METTA WHIRLED PEAS ! ! !

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

litre_cola

Coming to you live from a beating. Ice stamps are killing Ice Bombers but we are in a suite and there is free booze.

Senor Weaselo

Hooray for alcohol!

litre_cola

Pretty sure there are a couple Euro “pro’s” here with th oilmen.

Wakezilla

Laine, Scheifiele, Wheeler or Ehlers doing anything?

litre_cola

No, but these 3 women are.

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Horatio Cornblower

Been there, man. Been there.

Horatio Cornblower

Funny, I don’t recall that part of “A League Of Their Own”
/Which, for my money, is the best baseball movie ever.

Wakezilla

First-time in years I’m interested in beisbal

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Hey, I remember that goddam game.

Horatio Cornblower

My wife made the stuffing for tomorrow and it’s sitting out on the stove and there’s about a 50-50 chance I eat the entire pan before sun-up and get served with divorce papers by noon.

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blaxabbath

Get it in the settlement that you’ve come accustomed to a pan of stuffing every thanksgiving eve. Then she’ll have to make it for you every year or you get the kids or whatever.

Horatio Cornblower

My kids are both in college and I would trade both of those payments, and the kids, for a plate of stuffing.

College tuition is, mark my words, going to be the reason the middle class joins the revolution.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Consider your words Marked.

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Senor Weaselo

That reminds me, I need to do that this weekend. Or now.

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

I absolutely love it when Bob talks to inanimate objects on Bob’s Burgers.

Horatio Cornblower

Always nice to see Taco Bell ads. I’d eat a salad consisting of romaine lettuce and AIDS before I ate Taco Bell.

Game Time Decision

There’s one near me and my teenage stomach stays stop and get some, my 40+ year old dad brain just never seems to steer the car there.
Strange

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s like saying you’d never eat a girl’s ass. No comprendo.

Horatio Cornblower

Certainly not after she ate Taco Bell, that’s for goddamn sure.

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Horatio Cornblower

Her I’d take my chances with.

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