Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Has the playoff picture become clearer after the noon-ish tilts? I’m guessing that the answer is, if not ‘no’, then ‘kinda’. Well, get thee ready for some more jockeying…

TO THE GAMES!

Rams/Cards:

Of course there are some teams doing other things. Arizona, for example is focusing on giving some of their young talent a little more playing time. They’re also wondering if Old Sure Hands Fitz is heading for that ranch in New Mexico where he can catch more than a break in his second career. Ya see, he’s undecided about another year doing wonderful things in front of tens of appreciative fans. As for the game itself the stats point to a rout. The Cards have allowed the most rushing TD’s in the league and the Rams have run for the second-most. Passing, scoring, points given up and other indicators fall pretty much right in line with the one mentioned above.

Bears/Niners:

I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on the Bears but have come to realize that there’s nary a Manolo Blahnik in sight. Rook San Fran tackle McGlinchey has cut his baby teeth on the likes of Von Miller, Dee Ford, Melvin Ingram and Chandler Jones but now it’s Big Fella time with a Mack trucking into his view.

Steelers/Saints:

Ingram and Kamara are called Boom and Zoom? Did The Wiggles win the naming contest? The Ravens win yesterday means that if Pitt wins out they’re in. If not, it then becomes a matter of dunking for the largest turds (Steelers, Colts, Ravens and Titans) in the septic pit that is the AFC’s second-level teams.

Shitter’s full!

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Mr. Ayo

TD !!!!

King Hippo

after a wee push-off

Mr. Ayo

Nobody calls that anymore. smgdh

King Hippo

glad they didn’t!

King Hippo

Now…let ’em score?

King Hippo

Run it 4x

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I think I’ve said the best bar in my neighborhood is at the supermarket but man, they have two Bourbon County variants on tap for $6 a pour and they’re definitely giving more than 4 ounces. They pretty much always have a $2 or $3 craft brew special too.

Only downside is I think they poorly maintain their beer lines because this variant tastes a little off.

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For a point of reference, I arrived at a bar doing a BCS tapping two hours before the beers were tapped and paid $13 for what I’m drinking now. All those kegs kicked that night and this one will be around for almost a week. It’s just wild.

Gatoraids

These hands these strong hands

King Hippo

that wasn’t even GINN with the dropsies

King Hippo

and Ginn CATCHES his!

King Hippo

dueling refs

Doktor Zymm

Neat!

Mr. Ayo

BLEEE’RGH!

King Hippo

HAIL BLEERGH!!!!

Doktor Zymm

Gotta go for it, right?

King Hippo

Durrr, I’d take the points, trust mah defense! – Vance J., Dove Valley, CO

King Hippo

should the Yinzers lose, I don’t think they can qualify for the WC, unless the Humps and Tits draw next week (even then, you’d have a 3-way tiebreaker)

Mr. Ayo

Love you Epps!

King Hippo

oh, the PA sports talk taeks shall be glorious, and I’m sure not at all raycess

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

Now, come on! Rip their non-hearts out, Breesus.

Doktor Zymm

It’s super weird watching the Saints defense someone

King Hippo

You SUCK, Saints

Spur

well time to start dinner comment image

Doktor Zymm

Puppy no want to watch end of Pitt/NO?

Doktor Zymm

I do enjoy watching Brees play, I’m glad he got one SB

Brocky

All this talk about 49ers, legit forgot to mention this:

Yesterday I saw a kid in a 49ers grapaolo.

And today,…

drumroll

A robbie gould 49ers camo Jersey. Authentic.

I didn’t ask, but I should have. I have so many questions

Doktor Zymm

Where are you?

Spur

I miss Romo. He’d be killer with the current Dallas team.

Spur

The Bears finally pin the Men from San Fran for a victory.

King Hippo

I mean, we’d like to win, but submitting to some Bears works too

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Well Bears you didn’t deserve this one at all but you got it anyway

King Hippo

and THAT is how you know you are a playoff-ready side

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Woooooooooooooo

Spur

What’s the outlook for the 49ers next year? They’re ready to compete right?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

With their practice squad or starters?

King Hippo

totally, a healthy Breida, McKinnon, and Jeanine Garafolo, and they have a fighting chance at the division, even.

King Hippo

pretty weak RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! except for CJ “Bash” Anderson (Brandon Perna nickname)

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I could use one of those bagged 40s right about now

King Hippo

one more play!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

grumble grumble you can’t have either of the 40s I bagged grumble grumble

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I used to like Chris Spielman, but I think his brain caught some of his wife’s cancer

King Hippo

from his analysis to his fashion sense!

tomsellecksmoustache

Fuck you, you Pats reject.

King Hippo

Have no idea why Tomlin keeps playing him.

King Hippo

over-zealous replay booth

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What’s under review?

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Whether it was a forward pass

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But…it wasn’t even close

Col. Duke LaCross

Oh for fuck’s sake.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bears Defense: /sighs but is not surprised

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you fucking kidding me?

King Hippo

GO DOWN you moe-ron!!

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WHY THE FUCK CAN’T THIS TEAM HANG ON TO THE FUCKING BALL

Mr. Ayo

BEARISTROCRATS!

King Hippo

the mom was deffo fucking the son there.

King Hippo

Cincy, it will be up to you to knock the Yinzers out!

King Hippo

PIT really has something in Jaylen Samuels. I said back at the start of the year he was better than Conner.

King Hippo

would be fitting if Chi**** never gives up the ball after converting the 4th down

blaxabbath

Got home and turned on the ARI/RAMMIT game to heat the announcers selling the, “every year there’s a worst to first! That could be Arizona next year!” Then mentionin the Bears and Texans as examples for 17/18.

Ignoring, of course, that injuries devastated those two teams last year while ARI is just a criminally mismanaged organization.

Spur

These games…….comment image

King Hippo

Does a blind lunatic dress Chris Spielman?

Spur

Redzone guy on pee break?

King Hippo

coke break

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At least Nagy didn’t try something cute with that 4th down call.

King Hippo

no need, he correctly assumed the Tomsulas would just be concerned about staying onside.

King Hippo

The bollocks on Nagy! Great call.

Spur

Someone read and explained Mattis’s letter to Trump today.

King Hippo

I will miss you, RedZone. Even your meh days are magnificent (compared to life).

Spur

Fucking Saints.