Your “You Can’t Do That On Television!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread

Fallout:

-T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one’s surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose to a superior team. Several wanks were wanked.

-Harvey Dahl awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of ‘random’ drug tests(?) for not expressing himself like an Anthony Hopkins in The Remains of The Day during the heat of competition.

-Aqib Talib awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of ‘random’ drug tests for not expressing himself like Peter Sellers in Being There during the heat of celebration post-game.

-not exactly fallout but one of the linemen, Bob Kuechenberg from The ’72 Dolphins, passed away. He was one of those classy racists (like Matt Birk and Tim Thomas) that turned down a White House visit back in 2013 because a black fella happened to be running the nation at the time.

TO THE GAME!

Muscle Cars/Tea Party Throwers:

This doesn’t bode well-Rivers has never beaten Brady head-to-head in a game. However, in the man-to-man matchup in The Game of Life he’s way up 9-3. (I’m assuming Tiffany will come through with the deliverable-she’s a seasoned pro in her own right)

If you’re a history nutball like myself you’ll happen to know that the very first time these two met in a championship game (back in January of ’63) the Chargers came away with a 51-10 victory.

Sorta looks like near the end of the line for both Brady (maybe another year?) and Gronk especially after you saw the latter stumble and totter while trying to chase that Fins player during that miracle win.

It’s time for a bloody… Ceasar.

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Petronel

TB still refusing to back up on the kneeldown to keep his thousand yards

bk109
bk109

Heh, I can almost hear the wistfulness in Romo’s voice when he hears what happens, when you have an actual owner, coach and team around you as opposed to Jerruh, the Clap’R’Tron 3000 and whatever players got sentenced to play in Dallas

SonOfSpam

Ok, Chargers score here, get the two pointer, onside kick, recover, another score, another two pointer, and BOOM they cover.

Hey BFC, I’m tryin here.

Sharkbait

Welcome to the Tom Brady Invitational Kansas City

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

It’s incredible to me that the Jags and Lions beat this team.

bk109
bk109

That was just so we have the Narrative of basically… Rocky 2? But now it’s time for us to rise, bloodied, but unbroken and TO TAKE BACK OUR STOLEN TITL…Why yes, I am indeed drunk, why?
Edit: By the way, weren’t we also pantsed by the Tits too?

Old School Zero

Ahhhhh, sweet release… We’ve all been waiting for that.

SonOfSpam

Better if you choke yourself.

hippofant
hippofant

All these commentators talking about how great Sony Michel’s played, but you fucking know if they hadn’t drafted him, Bellichik’d have CJ Anderson running all over the Chargers today.

Buddy Cole's Unordinary Time!
Buddy Cole's Unordinary Time!

YES ONSIDE KICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN FUCK YOU

Buddy Cole's Unordinary Time!
Buddy Cole's Unordinary Time!

Wow, imagine if you actually went for it earlier.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’m sorry you’re all depressed by this game, but I hope you can find some joy in my current feeling captured in cat form.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Romo just praised the Spanos clan for turning around the franchise.

King Hippo

beat me to it!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

He probably thinks JERRAH is a great owner too, so frame of reference is important.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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LemonJello
LemonJello

“They’ve really done a complete three-sixty from where they began.”

bk109
bk109

Damn it, someone tell Jim and Tony that it’s not the pain of the hits that Old Man Rivers is showing, it’s the painful realization that he’s going home… to his 8 children and a wife starting to get ideas from the Handmaid’s Tale

King Hippo

gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 steps mister…

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Oh just let them have that one.

yeah right

I am forging a buttress against depression! The mother sauce is on day 2 of simmering and I’ve got a lovely cabernet sauvignon just aching to pair with it. Damn it smells incredible up in here.

Dinner’s at 4!

Sharkbait

I can make it there in time right?

yeah right

Time warp!

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