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- Your “Come On Down, You’re The Next QB Up!” Monday Night Football Open Thread – September 16, 2019
- Your “Birds of a Feather Something, Something, Blather” Sunday Night Football Open Thread – September 15, 2019
- Your “Let’s Keep It Moving, Folks” Later Sunday Football Open Thread – September 15, 2019
Speaking of which, I think we should all take two years off from our current responsibilities and dig an irrigation ditch in Ghana. WHOSE WITH ME? Nobody? Fine then, I’m not going either.
TO THE GAME!
MOVE BOMBERS/YOUNG SATCHMO’S:
Do you want a super-spooky stat that will soil your undergarments once you hear it? C’mon, at least you’ll have a legit excuse for your skidmark-laden Underoos for the very first time. (Mom is such a bitch!) Okay, here goes-
The last (and first) time that the Saints won it all back in ’09 their only three losses were to the Cowboys, Bucs and Panthers. This year’s three losses have been to those exact three squadoo’s!
[waits patiently while the commentariat changes]
Something that favors them Saints is that they’ve not lost a playoff game at home since ’93. But one troubling thing I mathed is that N.O. put up 40+ points six times this year but the last time they did so was two months ago. Over the last five weeks they’ve averaged a paltry 19 per game.
One Eagler you might want to keep an eye is rook cb Avonte Maddox. He’s played nickel corner, safety and as of a few weeks ago was put at outside corner. I don’t know if he’ll cover fellow rook Tre’Quan Smith or Mike Scott but if either of them venture out into the parking lot, he’ll be there. He’s an ‘outside’ corner, you see…*
*[inner voice] You went ahead and explained your stupid joke! It feels like I don’t know you anymore.
Do that thing where you dribble inanities all over your keyboard. I love that shit!