So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it’s becoming more and more obvious to me that it’s not THAT big of a deal, what has been most entertaining are the reactions people give when I tell them that fact. Anyone younger than me typically gives me this disbelieving look mixed with mild shock, while anyone older than me just laughs and then usually tells me how much worse they’ve got it. It’s good to know how much my body is going to start rejecting every single thing that I enjoy doing in the near future, I guess. In any case, there will be beer, grilled meats and chili, along with whatever else those people that like me for some reason that I call “friends” bring. Oh, and some top notch tunes.
This may have been the strongest week of Quoteables I’ve had the honor of hosting. You wonderful chumps and chumpettes really showed up when it counted and delivered. I’m not one to reward second place though, or I’d really like the Rams right now. In any case, know going into the off season that you all did fucking great this year.
Quoteables will return for the Draft, and maybe sooner if funny things happen. WHO KNOWS?!
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First my film wins an AVN award for Best Screenplay and now I double on on Quotables? This has been a very fine week!
Two for Blax as well. It’s like affirmative action all over again.
Speaking of QUOTABLE:
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/429180-candace-owens-if-hitler-just-wanted-to-make-germany-great-and
The ghost of Marge Schott is looking up proudly (but would still like Ms Owens to get back to floor-scrubbin).
I love The Hill. There’s an opinion piece by a guy from Harvard who wrote a book on Kissinger’s negotiation strategies. I guess that means treason has the official HBS seal of approval as a bargaining tactic.
I posted it for the content.
I am being a dick.
Happy Birthday! And as I have been experiencing the body’s full blown rebellion only really starts when you turn 50, right now you are just going to experience the early rumblings of discontent.
Happy fucking birthday you little tiny baby you.
Thanks for fixing my quote
going to miss these, as i like how y’all bring the funny and wtf all at the same time.