I’m sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly  this week on request line.

He has decided it was a good idea to get on a plane and fly to the other side of the world.

And even though he’s all fancy n junk and can afford to be flying, probably in first class knowing him…

I’ve been driving my ass off up and down the East Coast for the past few months.

So I’m going to make this really simple.

Right DJ3000?

Well, that wasn’t very nice.

Anywhoooo…..

Our theme this week is DRIVING.

It can be about cars.  It can be about road trips.  It can even be about crashing.  Or even car chases I guess….

Get creative.

BTW, as an aside….  my court case about me running over the light pole at the RDU Airport got tossed out of court earlier this week.

No evidence, and the cop who was a dickhead and tried to charge me with hit and run couldn’t even be bothered to show up in court.  Three times.

Case Dismissed!!!!!  Thank you, your honor!!!!!

I’m not a criminal again!!!!! (as far as you know)

But yeah, DRIVING.  That’s our theme this week.

Cars.  Trucks. Crashing.  Whatever.  Gimme your best.

I’ll even get you started….

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