2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 4

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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I have no idea why the hook  to this came into my head. But it did. Don’t ask me questions why. Also I didn’t actually finish listening to this. You probably shouldn’t either. You’re welcome.

We’re out of the BLEERGH region and onto the GAMBLOR! Which I’m pretty sure the arena for is King Hippo’s house or something—you’re welcome to wonder where the first and second-round sites would be, but that’s probably silly. Or the Shippodrome of Rasslor. Hey, that episode had Macho Man Randy Savage, don’t you disrespect Dexter’s Laboratory, and that didn’t even mention the TV Puppet Pals, which was always the best segment for silly shit like this:

There were many bonk puns. Bonk-o, First National Bonk, uh, others. the Infraggable Krunk loves it, it’s his favorite show!

Anywho, silly tangents aside, four more banners face off in the first quadrant of the region, including its top seed. Let’s see what we got.

First Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 16. “THESE PROVIDENCE FRIARS, I CALL THEM LEX STEELE BECAUSE THEY ARE PUSHING THESE TROJANS TO THE LIMIT!” (54%, 21 Votes)
  • 1. “I keep waiting for one big hit that causing [sic] a player’s jersey to start flashing 12:00.” (46%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 39

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First Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 8. “My name is Bond. Denied Bond. -Paul Manafort” (76%, 31 Votes)
  • 9. “Sweden: the Dante Hicks of the World Cup” (24%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 41

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As the first round in the BLEERGH region just ended, we have to go through all the results, especially from yesterday, and tomorrow we’ll know what’s moving on and what is, you know, not. So stay tuned for those. But as for today, let’s get going.

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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nomonkeyfun

I voted for the Manafort banner, only because I didn’t get the Sweden joke.

I learned my lesson about not agreeing to something I don’t understand on my last trip to Thailand.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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nomonkeyfun

That’s what I figured, but I don’t care enough about lesser footy to find out who should have been there.

King Hippo

Dante? Would join Most Glorious Commentist Party!

rockingdog
rockingdog

It snowed last night and now I dont have to get to the office till noon.
Cool!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are gonna finally have a #16 upset a #1 ?????
Woooo, what a day!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

It’s like UMBC-Virginia all over again.

nomonkeyfun

More like a 16″ upsetting a 1.

theeWeeBabySeamus

King Hippo

the ONLY thing I like about Blues Traveler is changing their famous lyrics:

I know no matter what the waitress brings
I will eat it and never be full
Yeah, I will eat it and never be full
For I like sausage and I like cheese

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

LemonJello
LemonJello

/Andy Reid taps his feet in rhythm, immediately stops because he’s out of breath