2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 8

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

The song doesn’t have dance in the title, which made it a bitch and a half to figure out the actual title of the song.

Two regions down (so half the first round), so here we go to the SHAN’KHOR region! Sorry all, GAMBLOR Regional results go out tomorrow if you want to know who won that back-and-forth 16-1 matchup, since this goes up as the last poll closes and I neither have a way to automatically post that nor am I going to wake up this early to check it myself, and it’s all the region’s posts.

First Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine.… That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials…” (58%, 21 Votes)
  • 16. “THIS (PATRIOTS) GAME I CALL ROGUE ONE BECAUSE WE ALL WATCHED IT AND WE KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING TO END” (42%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 36

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This is the first time a quote has been too long to fit in the poll, so here is that first quote in its entirety in case you’ve forgotten it:

1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.”

First Round, SHAN’KHOR Region

  • 9. “I haven’t seen a running back taken this high since Ricky Williams got a ride to the airport.” (61%, 22 Votes)
  • 8. “The hand of cod!” (39%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 36

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So go ahead with it!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t know if this 1 seed is going to go all the way, but it should be our mission statement.

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King Hippo

awwww, Hand of Cod was such an epic moment

blaxabbath

Didn’t get it then, don’t get it now.

King Hippo

All y’all resistors to the Lesser Footy Movement (smh)

nomonkeyfun

Hand of Cod is what happens when you spend to much time on a porn set.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just like Milton Berle, that long one is going to fuck shit up

blaxabbath

An eight day first round? What is this, some kind of Cricket Tournament?

ballsofsteelandfury

We do stop halfway for Long Island Iced Teas…