2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 2

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means green things for all! I can’t do anything with it, I’m working today. And I’d give jigs as your obligatory dance music, but those aren’t as fun as this.

IT’S DANCE-ADJACENT, CLOSE ENOUGH. I could have posted Riverdance. Do you want Riverdance? No, you do not. I don’t.

Anyway, after yesterday’s top half punched the first two tickets to the Saucy 16 starting next Saturday, here’s the bottom half of the BLEERGH Regional. Hooray for getting through regions quicker now and feeling like there’s some sense of accomplishment!

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Speaking of dance-adjacent, today’s also Selection Sunday, the moment of truth for any team that wasn’t ranked last week or so or didn’t win their conference tournament. Who got a generous spot on the bubble? Who got the biggest snub? What the fuck is a NET rating, actually, and how does it differ from RPI, BPI, BMI, or EIEIO? The answers to those questions: “not your team,” “your team,” and “nobody knows and to be honest nobody really cares, just give me a bracket.”

Speaking of, I know that there is a [DFO] bracket group on ESPN where you can potentially win fabulous prizes (probably not though). Check the open threads for the actual link and password, though the password is probably “dfo” or “rogergoodellisanationaldisgrace” or “fuckingpassword” which is the one good thing from the last season of Dexter. Unless he had actually sang the Monty Python Lumberjack Song, which would have made that atrocity worth it.

All right, see you tomorrow.