2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 2

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means green things for all! I can’t do anything with it, I’m working today. And I’d give jigs as your obligatory dance music, but those aren’t as fun as this.

IT’S DANCE-ADJACENT, CLOSE ENOUGH. I could have posted Riverdance. Do you want Riverdance? No, you do not. I don’t.

Anyway, after yesterday’s top half punched the first two tickets to the Saucy 16 starting next Saturday, here’s the bottom half of the BLEERGH Regional. Hooray for getting through regions quicker now and feeling like there’s some sense of accomplishment!

Second Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 6. “Flyers-Capitals is beginning to resemble a GOP debate, right down to a black guy getting punched out and then thrown out by the authorities.” (68%, 28 Votes)
  • 14. “The NFC East is basically if the Bears played in a division where all the other teams were the Bears.” (32%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 41

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Second Round, BLEERGH Region

  • 10. “That thing went from 9% completed to 90% completed faster than me when I lost my virginity.” (56%, 23 Votes)
  • 2. “Blax wins for creating ONE human? Well I don’t mean to brag, but I just flushed 100 million potential humans down the toilet, so where’s my award?” (44%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 41

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Speaking of dance-adjacent, today’s also Selection Sunday, the moment of truth for any team that wasn’t ranked last week or so or didn’t win their conference tournament. Who got a generous spot on the bubble? Who got the biggest snub? What the fuck is a NET rating, actually, and how does it differ from RPI, BPI, BMI, or EIEIO? The answers to those questions: “not your team,” “your team,” and “nobody knows and to be honest nobody really cares, just give me a bracket.”

Speaking of, I know that there is a [DFO] bracket group on ESPN where you can potentially win fabulous prizes (probably not though). Check the open threads for the actual link and password, though the password is probably “dfo” or “rogergoodellisanationaldisgrace” or “fuckingpassword” which is the one good thing from the last season of Dexter. Unless he had actually sang the Monty Python Lumberjack Song, which would have made that atrocity worth it.

All right, see you tomorrow.

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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King Hippo

Toffees WOO!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

With Oregon taking the pac12 tourney,, asu has got to be left out now, right? It’d be a crime to put three P12 teams in the dance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I think Oh-ray-GAWNE were better ranked in NET anyway

blaxabbath

Quad-whatever action was all the arguments the homers here are pushing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Go Bears tho.

scotchnaut

Payton’s only weakness was the post pattern.

scotchnaut

Harvard/Yale is not not entertaining. [is slapped silly by an English Literature professor]

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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King Hippo

Today only, rockingdog and I are mortal enemies

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

don’t worry, Moose u will always be my most Imaginary Frenemy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Shite drop 2 more points if there is VAR today. Dickasses

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

An Alfa-Romeo ad during an Ivy League Championship Game? Huh.

scotchnaut

“I haven’t been in either locker room but I can tell you that both Harvard and Yale are both very well-endowed.”

-Courtside reporter

yeah right

I think the bracket challenge is on ESPN.com it may be called DFO Bracket Insanity and the password is DFO.

Or so I’ve heard. Come join us!

King Hippo

Everton being captained by its Irishman today!

King Hippo

/also our Young Boys will have to come from behind today, else go home unsatisfied

Horatio Cornblower

I didn’t realize we were celebrating a Catholic mass for St. Patrick’s Day.

King Hippo

GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!

King Hippo

“FC Nantes” is somehow pronounced “Norms”

No wonder everyone hates the Frogs ,, smh

King Hippo

quick being cock teases, Reims

scotchnaut

Looks like Babel has been dipping his head into that vat of red dye #40 again… smgdh

King Hippo

It’s all coming up Hippo, I actually gets an English feed of this morning’s Reims match!

Come On You Cornpone Skank!

King Hippo

not so much that I expect anything from Mighty Whitey

litre_cola

Not even watching

King Hippo

Nor am I, after the 1st went in

scotchnaut

Here’s to you, salty Leafs fans. You sat on a bus for 8 1/2 hours round trip to watch your ‘totally awesome’ team get smoked by the Senators 6-2. Your numerous complaints on twitter about the loudness of the goal horn has not been noted by anyone outside your tribe.

herodotus450
herodotus450

“Ban back-to-back games, you cowards!”
-Leafers, probably

scotchnaut

In honour of St. Patty’s Day, let’s check in on Shotgun Red and his cabbage steak recipe!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Was expecting his recipe to be “inject a raw steak into your veins while looking at a picture of a cabbage.”

scotchnaut

In this video he ran out of the cheese that ‘his’ recipe required and had to wing it. He also made several comments about how pretty his videographer was. I might have an inkling as to why comments for some of his videos are disabled.

/if you can get all the way thru this one, check out his fried bologna sliders vid. He initially praises some frozen Texas Toast that he purchased but then realizes that it’s garlic toast for spaghetti and whines about it several times. He ends up burning the bologna and the pretty videographer is called out as ‘high maintenance’ because she wants swiss instead of cheddar or provolone on her sandwich.

scotchnaut

“Every once in a while we come out with a recipe that is really tasty, and this is one of them.”

-Shotgun Red

herodotus450
herodotus450

I’ve seen a video of his before about pickled shrimp maybe? I thought his camera person was his wife.

scotchnaut

You are correct. Also, he and the puppet threw off this mortal coil back in December.

King Hippo

talk about bringing back The Troubles smgdh

herodotus450
herodotus450

Also, was expecting his “Two Types of CHeese!” to just be the handful in his left hand and the handful in his right hand.

scotchnaut

“Velveeta and Kraft Singles!”

King Hippo

as we call that in The South, puttin’ on airs