2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 3

We enter the final week of this shindig, and that’s the interesting week where it gets good because there’s championships and stuff to be won. At this point there are 12 entries left after the first two days of matchups. Bring out the entries!

Okay, maybe a little less circus-y. Can we do that?

Oh fuck it, fine. Polls time! This time we’re in the SHAN’KHOR Region for their (What the Hell Are) Regional Semifinals.

[poll id=”73″]

Once again, the full 1-seed quote:

1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.”

[poll id=”74″]

Tomorrow has the BOLTMAN Regional for their semifinals, and then there will be

Yes, eight banner comments left. But more on that tomorrow when we wrap up the Saucy 16 and move towards the Ice Milk Eight!