….Unless you’re a Baltimore fan.
Hello sportsfans!!!!!! This is, temporarily at least…. tWBS coming to you live…well sort of live.
Live-ish….?
That banner image up there was taken by none other than yours truly at Camden Yards two seasons ago, btw. Not bad, eh?
Anywhoooo….
CervezaNiñoRoberto decided to go watch baseball today, so I’m filling in the blank spaces. But admittedly, he did most of the hard work down there further in this post before he left. So we can’t blame him too much. I know if I had the choice of working here and writing for you delinquents, or going to an MLB Opening Day Extravaganza?
Well, you’d get nothing and like it!!!!
Have fun Rob.
Now, on to Rob’s “hard” work.
(phrasing)
((all I’m doing is adding stupid filler stuff to entertain you jackasses))
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BeerGuyRob Works His Ass Off For This Site
Football news:
- According to Florio, the AAF could fold as early as this coming Monday.
- It seems there some issue with contracts for players on loan from the NFL, to provide contract protection in case of injury.
- If the AAF can’t get that squared away, they lose a significant chunk of their staffing.
- It seems there some issue with contracts for players on loan from the NFL, to provide contract protection in case of injury.
NCAA: Tournament game
- Gonzaga vs. Florida State – 7:00PM | CBS / TSN
- Tennessee vs. Purdue – 7:15PM | TBS / TSN4
- Michigan vs. Texas Tech – 9:30PM | CBS / TSN
- Virginia vs. Oregon – 9:45PM | TBS / TSN4
Tonight’s other sports:
- MLB: Opening Day!
- Red Sox at Mariners – 7:00PM | ESPN
- NHL:
- Habs at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NHLN
- NBA:
- Raptors at Knicks – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
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We’re Dealing With A Lot Of Shit!!!!!
Yep, tWBS again now…..
Happy Opening Day Muddafukkas!!!!!
(and don’t forget to give an offering to Jobu)
/remembers….is an Orioles fan
//cries a little
Meh, it could be worse….
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It’s cute how Oregon think dey might win this.
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OK, that’s a flagrant two. LOL.
If Oregon can’t manage to fuck this up, my bracket is fucked.
Trįnh Đức Anh: Go ahead and figure out how to type that.
Trįnh Đức Anh ???
You copy and paste like a graphics professional.
Dammit, I left my webcam on again?
Long Duck Dong
/PULLS OFF THE BALLS MASK
“CLARENCE THOMAS!?!?!?!”
Trįnh Đức Anh
Unicode FTW, motherfucker.
I don’t mind that this website uses cookies but I’m getting a little steamed that it keeps asking me about it every five minutes. I’m going to report this to the management, just you wait and see.
I’ll be right back….
Michigan putting in all the white guys now.
Not sure why.
It’s a shame that gif doesn’t end like this one:
I provided sources for the jump rope gifs on the previous page.
I’M A YUMAN RIBEYE!!!!!
/drives into bridge abutment
If by Keeping Fronkenshteen Alive Bux we’re judging and quantifying his worth, idagree. Howevah (all csps$ ) u lights condiser fuck I’m drunk system island hot tuna gbye
This is awesome.
Nailed it.
https://gfycat.com/AthleticExcellentFunnelweaverspider
To go? Plastic ware?
I think its very clear the diner does not need a doggy bag.
Sea-doggy bag, in this case
What the fuck did that idiot think he was going to do?
Napkins.
Why you no image, image?!?
Teagan Presley
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9/10….good uniforms, would throw my balls.
I’d pick up that spare.
I am legtimatley disappointed that we don’t get to see the score on that frame.
No innuendo.
Inherendo.
I just imagine myself years from now, in a therapy session:
brocky: and then i tried to, not making a quip or anything, just make a sincere effort about bowling, no crudeness
Therapist: and then what happened?
Brocky (while crying): moose made…. he.. made…. a Metajoke!!!
(Long pause)
Therapist: you dumbass, you shouldn’t have tried to 1 up moose
oh oh wait wait….
Totally willing to get between her 7 and 10. For like 2 hours.
I may be breaking social norms by reposting an image that is both political and from facebook, but fuck it.
Poor girl is missing out. Once you go black….
Two you go brown….
Tree you go asian…
Four to go Moor…..
I don’t think Trįnh Đức Anh had much of a chance anyway.
Also, Trįnh, do what generations of immigrants have done and change your fucking name.
“Five you go…live?”
– a guy who works in a funeral parlor
TT beating the dogshit out of Michigan.
This makes tWBS happy.
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ttp://i.imgur.com/Yr6kl.gif
Clap, clap.
LOL, I’m not saying a thing about that.
Not aerodynamic.
LOL, I dunno. It might be like the flap on the wings of the plane. A little more drag to slow airspeed and….
Ah fuck it, never mind.
Well, it is a quick way to air things out.
Give her a feather and let’s see if she can fly with those things flapping in the wind.
OUCH
Loose lips sink ships
Also wishing I’d bet this game now.
60!?! Wow. Go-Go-Good Genes (Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Gos)
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ttp://www.imagebam.com/image/098ffd1178009884
It’d be a shame if the AAF folded before I was ever able to watch a single game.
The AAF folded so fast it’s incredible that Donald Trump wasn’t involved.
No. Just absolutely fucking no.
I KNEW you’d like the extra mayo!!!
Drew’s nemesis.
I forget our scores can go negative sometimes
I don’t think that’s mayo.
As I always say, everything’s better with more mayo.
That looks like a Russian torture technique.
That reminds me. During the Russian Civil War, the Greens often killed people by burying them up to their necks and then siccing starving dogs on their exposed heads. And the dogs didn’t kill them immediately.
..and the other game is a tantalizing 7-7 with eleven minutes to go.
If find KT Tunstall to be very attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQmDUEv939A
They say John Wayne Gacy was a good listener.
Are we sure this isn’t a Woody Hayes-Bo Schembechler game?
Maybe after John Beilein gets fired for punching a Clemson player.
Not so fun fact: this guy committed suicide ?
After he lost his nuts?
No.
He offed himself then did a wrestling show
McMahon is all on board with zombie wrassling. Doesn’t haven’t to pay the labor!
No health plan.
OK; THAT is talent.
NC State has a raging clue watching this Michigan-Texas Tech game.
Nah, they made it to 24 already. They got nothing on NC State.
what the actual fuck
Oh dear lord.
/immediately buys jump rope
People ask why I’m salty bout Purdue:
You go your whole life being exposed to a program that plays like the Vikings but brags like the packers, you’d get annoyed too.
Don’t they also have a godawful annoying train whistle scoring gimmick?
How is the basket balling going?
What is this basket you speak of?
Insurmountable lead
Holy shit. Does that say 4-4 6 minutes in? Fuuuuuuuck this game.
This is the basketball equivalent of the past super bowl.
This one?
No I mean the shitty one with the Rams offense playing like ass.
Just an all-time response from Dream
Blessed Image
I’m usually not one to complain about officiating,
But that last stretch of game play there felt a little, oh, whats the word…..
Belichekesque?
Why is there a Color Rush game in march?
Cuz it’s Thursday night baby!!
Since that game was so good, the next two are going to be absolute dumpster fires.
Brick are you still looking for takers to this, your craigslist post?:
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html
This is the second greatest CL ad I’ve ever seen.
(The greatest was for a Magliner hand cart that I bought for $100)
That Purdue foul at the end of regulation was bullshit, but at least it keeps one of my final four brackets alive.
All I have left to hope for is Izzo schadenfreude
U*NC and Duke are still in the tourney.
So, I have to hope for an extinction event, rgr
Exactly.
Congrats to the player of the game: whoever the ref was that called that foul near the end of regulation
I believe it was Hubert Davis.
This minute should end around midnight Mountain Time.
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819584210
Also, whats the over under on Purdue’s gaining national popularity having to do with their seemingly increased efforts to recruit white guys
Also, fuck my sports apps. All the shitty updates, i don’t get one about the howard trade?
It’s a good trade
Someone get that kid a tube of ben-gay!
-Jerry Sandusky
OVERTIME!!!!!