Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread

There’s a 4 o’clock football game so there’s a corresponding thread. That’s just the way it goes around here. This will double as the evening thread, btw.

Fallout from yesterday-

Rams rook Henderson caught himself 6 passes for 38 yards but one of those was for 26. So really you’re looking at 5 catches for a measly 12 yardos. ESPN is trying to tell me lies. Why?

Them silly Lions have given up 11 sacks in their first 2 games this year. Please consider donating to the “Save The Considerable Backside of Chubby McCheesecake” campaign.

If the Chiefs with to maintain the dynamism of their O they should scooch Darwin Thompson ahead of Carlos Hyde in their rb hierarchy. Speed does kill, after all.

Hey, I don’t think anyone suffered a season-ending injury yesterday! Well done, NFL! [whispers] they got lucky, didn’t they? TO THE GAMES!

Saints/Chargers:

We’ll be seeing “The Little QB That Could” tonight for the first time. As for me, I’ll be cheering for Lil’Jordan Humphrey because everyone here at DFO needs more oddball names to riff on. The challenge for the coaching staff of the Bolts right now is how best to use rb’s Ekeler and Jackson, what with Gordon holding out. As stated yesterday, I think Zeke plays week 1 but I sure don’t get that vibe from his counterpart in San Derlegoland. Thing is, if one of the wanna-be starters grabs the role by the ballsack, that will just further entrench management’s position in the matter.

‘Hawks/Vikes:

Seattle has a bit of a logjam at the wr spot behind Lockett, Brown and Moore. Given what I stated above all of my moneys is on Jazz Ferguson and his Orchestra.

I’m done but you’ve just begun. Weird.