2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

I’m flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls — so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It doesn’t matter.

Now, please enjoy your Week 4 Quotables results. Submissions available here.


“That’s my tenth suspension, my next one is free!” -WhyEaglesWhy

“GET. YOUR. FLU. SHOT. Right here, in the meaty portion of the thigh.” -LemonJello

“‘Make it 55% dirtier.’ –V. Burfict” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“When you see that .38 Special is playing the State Fair this year…”-Enrico Pallazzo

“You said there would be fucking CARROT CAKE!!!” -yeah right

“That’s worth 1.67X the “other” kind of catch, right?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Historically it was Detroit getting the bailouts just before impending disaster.” -Game Time Decision

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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WhyEaglesWhy

If anyone knows how to hold on loosely, it’s Gardner Minshew.

Unsurprised

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I particularly like my own flair on this one:
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Unsurprised

What’s his stache reminds me of Ben Stiller every time he plays a movie villain.

Beerguyrob

Nice. Savannah was always one of my favourites too.
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Unsurprised

Rest in piss, Billy B.

Brocky

I like the carrot cake one, but whyeagleswhy was pretty great on the choking one

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Somehow, blaxabbath gets my humor. I did NOT think I’d get one, let alone two this week. (and I thought my best one was the joke on Tarik Cohen accidentally streaming Kyle Long’s naked body)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

WhyEaglesWhy’s is my favorite this week.

SonOfSpam

Ditto, but I always love a .38 Special reference.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, that one was really good too.

Game Time Decision

that carrot cake had better have cream cheese icing or there’s going to be (more) trouble.