They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad the tilt or the reffing or the blatant ass-kissing or the mythologizing, we’ll continue to bring you a barely adequate platform onto which you can blither away. It’s what we do!

TO THE GAMES!

Chargers/Titans:

I gave up on Hunter Henry two weeks ago and he repaid me with 2 TD’s and a 100 yard spot last week. Both he and the moon are harsh mistresses. From the first row of seats at the 50 yard line all the to the highest spot in the bleachers, from the bowels of the internet to the front page of the Nashville Warbler, the cry of “If You Don’t Mind, We’d Like Someone Else At Qb Please”. And lo, the Vrabel capitulated. Now they’ll be entertained by 2 yard screen passes and 4 yard crossing routes by Mr. Tannehill. Be careful what you bellyache for, you just might get it.

Saints/Bears:

It’s been a long way back but qb Teddybear Waterbridge is in form. He’s got a nice free agent contract headed his way after the season and I couldn’t be happier for the guy. Truth Biscuit is a game time decision which might be a bad thing if you’re a Bears wr. Speaking of, your *Sneaky Play of the Week* is Anthony Miller because he has run the most routes out of the slot and that’s where hybrid turnstile/pylon P.J. Williams plays.

Ravens/Seahawks:

‘Tis odd to see a Baltimore D that engages in sieve-like qualities and odds aren’t great that they’ll right the colander-ship against the multi-dimensional juggerback that is Russell Wilson. Perhaps the troika of Lamar!, Andrews and Ingram can match Seattle score for score but I’m sure the latter’s D has noticed that of Lamar!’s 5 Intercepts, 4 have come when targeting Andrews.

Whoop-de-Doo! Go you!