Your “Slow Thursday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread

Wow, feels like we just did this two days ago.  Oh right, we did.

At least this time I’m better rested.

Everybody is off and out and doing the holiday stuff and getting very stressed by now probably.  Personally, I have to fly to California and kill some people who work at a disreputable company because they’ve now lied to me three times about the things I ordered.

If you made a mistake on shipping and didn’t get the products out when you said you would, just say so.  Don’t fucking lie to me.  Fedex knows the truth.  They haven’t even gotten the package yet.  You people are pissing me off with your lying.

(you people?)

Actually no.  This the most horribly run Caucasian organization ever.  Well, at least since November of ’16.

Anywhoooooo…

Nothing on tap for today it seems, so here is the place to talk shit and say whatever you want to say.  No holds barred.

But no nudity.  We don’t want BallsofSteelandFury to get too worked up.

OR DO WE?????

Hmmmmmmm…..

Oh shit, I’m still 90 words short.  OK, what to talk about?

I had another squirrel in my house last night.  Little son of a mother got away from me four times, then holed up under the entertainment center console.  I couldn’t reach him with my net so I sat and waited.  I knew the dumb little shit would come out eventually.  What I did not know is that when he came out he’d run into my shoe sitting in the corner.  I suppose he likes the smell of old feet.

But as soon as he ran into my shoe and tried to hide, I knew I had the little son of a bitch.  I picked up my net and I grabbed him and the shoe in one fell swoop and got the door open and chucked both into the back yard.

FUCK YOU SQUIRREL!!!!  tWBS IS SMARTER THAN A SQUIRREL ONCE AGAIN!!!!  WOOOOOO!!!!!

Now where’s my fucking shoe?

OK, that’s 316 words.  Now it’s 320.  STOP TYPING YOU IDIOT.

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Anywhoooo…

Talk about whatever.  There’s a reason it’s called an Open Thread.

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God, I miss California.  They don’t make you count out there.  And it’s nearly impossible to freeze your balls off.

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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scotchnaut

How did you guys miss this? [makes chittering sound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdAt4qWvz_8

Gumbygirl

Holiday stuff? Ha, I wish. I’m moving again. Goodbye Corona, hello Big Bear!

LemonJello

Gotta stay one step ahead of the law.
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Gumbygirl

Truth.

bk109

Everybody is off and out and doing the holiday stuff and getting very stressed by now probably.

Nope, for you see I discovered the secret how my father in law is avoiding pre-X-mas last second shopping runs… daytime drankin’, so things are fucking relaxing here… It also helps that using a fine-ass piece of German automotive technology as a 3D jigsaw is fun as shit … Well, outside the singular moment of horror you realize that you don’t have leftover parts after you’ve reassembled it (which is scary on an existential level) and then.. it actually roars into life 😀 I’m not saying anything to Per yet, but I may’ve also installed the full APR upgrade set, so… uhhh… it’s a bit better than before 😀

Fronkenshteen

Godwin OUT. Dalvin Cook OUT.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OUT OF THEIR GODDAMN MINDS, PEOPLE!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I picked up whatshisname for the championship in case he starts.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I really need Mattison to be ruled OUT before the weekend…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It lives!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Republicans really playing up that “Impeachment Bump” today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

During the Clinton years that was just a line of coke.

Fronkenshteen

Lindsey graham looks like he could use an impeachment bump lately.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

An evil turtle on coke?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry, that’s Mitch.

Sharkbait

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

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That man is hung the fuck over.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Judging from her reaction he just farted a very nasty stinker.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well it’s not every day that a President is impeached by the highest and second-highest number of Congressional votes in history.

Fronkenshteen

“Also, I was there!”

– Tulsi G.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THANKKS OBUMER!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Better than some other methods.”

Robert K., Dallas, TX.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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US daytime TV sucks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was better in the early 80s apparently.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Guess nobody else is “working from home” today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gotta make your own fun.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Watching little man. He’s asleep. Oops. No he’s not. Shit.

yeah right

Nope. Heading to work in about an hour or so. Working Christmas Eve and the 26th too!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meanwhile I’ll be…..

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*Only with coffee.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, shit. I need to go in too.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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You better get going.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gotta love winter dry skin.

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Fronkenshteen

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shit; you beat me to the come at me bro squirrel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

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As you were.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You; that password shit fucked up my day.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We had a surprise system Microsoft update a while back at work. It’s refreshing when 70+ people go “WTJesusF?!?!” at the very same time.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

We did the Windows 10 migration a couple of months ago with very mixed results, then last week we find out that Windows Server 8 is reaching end of life and I’ve got my primary drivers and site specific software stored on a server that’s going to be yanked off the network.

This will be fun.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ours was just a glitch, mostly shared software not syncing. The collective gasp was funny though.

Sharkbait

Boo un-notified maintenance!