2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

Friday before Christmas time off (well, I need to run in on Monday to help deliver Adopt A Family stuff but that’s fine because, overall, I’m a bad person so I could use the points) and I’m just here to get my work knocked out so I can begin shopping for Christmas Eve dinner. So, your Week 15 Quotables submissions are here and results are below.


“A Salute to Excellence, powered by excrement.” -nomonkeyfun

“I was promised ORANGE SLICES and a JUICE BOX!” -LemonJello

“I’ve got a pretty good idea where Ray Lewis buried his murder knife.” -Enrico Pallazzo

“I don’t have a caption for this one. I’m just entranced at the quiet dignity and heartfelt sentiment radiating from the gorilla with a top hat and Ray-Ban knockoffs.” -The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“Never having scored a touchdown, the Jets were unsure how to do a TD celebration” -Game Time Decision

“‘Hmmm, that hug lingered a little long. Alert the Extraction Team- Brother Drew needs to spend a little time at our Pray the Gay Away Facility.’ -Focus on the Family” -The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“I know this gif has no sound, but I’ll be goddamned if I can’t stop hearing Berman ‘woooping’ all over it, and I’m no longer sure I want to keep living.” -JerBear50

“Alex Smith is confused. Should he be impressed or irate?” -Unsurprised

“ANNOUNCER: This Sunday on the NFL Network: Those Were My Raiders…an Oakland Retrospective” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Don T

“A Salute to Excellence, powered by excrement.” -nomonkeyfun

This is why I come here. Yea yea. I’ll wipe it clean. Soooorry

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Solid round, gents. This week should be primetime gif derpery as well.

BC Dick

Kevin Patra is an embarrassment to journalism. I have even emailed (or attempted to email) NFL.com to notify them of numerous, repeated errors in spelling and grammar that are riddled throughout his “work”. Today, he wrote about an NFC East clash between the Bills and Patriots. The email I sent was in regards to an article he wrote about Trent Williams where he used “ions” in place of “eons” and misused the word “onus” (he thinks it means primary cause rather than duty/responsibility). I understand he clearly doesn’t have an editor but at least a basic understanding of the words used would be nice. In conclusion: Suck a fart out of my asshole, Kevin.

TheRevanchist

That’s like the opposite of an Oxygen bar. Alert the Karens! Get GOOP on the phone. We have a new health fad to roll out.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Quality hate. LOFTY hate.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe he moonlights as a Tweet writer for Trump? Sounds familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQtSnaoRoU

TheRevanchist

The gorilla deserves mad respect.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Right? I imagine Hannibal looking on with that kind of grace as Scipio handed him his ass in Nirth Africa