Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way…
Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN)
This here line seems excessive to me, with all the Bayou Bengals (hey, perfect for Joe Burrow and Team WKRP!) questions at running back. And make no mistake about it, the game-breaking threat of Clyde Edwards-Helaire (fookin’ GREAT name) keeps opponents from devoting extra defenders to disrupt Burrow and the medium-to-deep passing game. That said, Steerfuckers North have mostly looked fairly ordinary all season long, and are quite the distant #4 in this tournament. I am not really a Jalen Hurts believer, particularly against a defense with the size and speed of LSU. Just ask UGA quartered back Jake Fromm what it’s like.
el Hippo Predicion: LSU 37, Oklahoma 27
Time to go vote Everton player ratings, while there’s ample time.
/doing a short steroid course for me migraines, a nap is out of the question
Have we ever seen garbage time backups in a playoff game?
Jefferson is going to run out of fingers soon, he cant count pass five.
If I were the Oklahoma defensive coordinator I would tell my players to cover Jefferson better.
I’d tell ’em to transfer.
I’d try bangin’ a cheerleader and get fired.
Holy Crapsnake! That was a brilliant intercept!
This LSU defense I call it digital media because it’s making CeeDee obsolete.
I think LSU might win.
Beautiful FLOAT
OK, that was a hell of an interception.
Would only be fitting if the Bungles draft Burrow, he sucks, leaves in free agency and goes to the Saints to take over for a then-geriatric Drew Brees and wins whatever Bowl they have in the nfl.
That was an interesting checkdown.
But, it worked.
That was nasty Gumbo!
“That play is everything they’re trying to get out of football.”
I dunno, Sean, I don’t think ejecting 44 for head-hunting is going to stop black players from standing up for their rights.
How is there still 13:24 in the 2nd qtr?
Change in the South comes slowly. Unless you have a gun and force them.
“Sumtimes, we jus’ use our fists, if it’s the womenfolk gettin uppity…”
-Cletus Boudreau Smythe, Turdfucker AL
Hit the showers 44.
As the likely #1 pick in the 2020 draft, these next two games are likely the highlight of Joe Burrows’s career.
He’s going to love Skyline Chili.
I was/am more engrossed with the Mandalorian then the new movie. The Mandlorian is what all nerds wanted the prequels and sequels to be like.
Am I the only one who wants to know what Baby Yoda tastes like? Some onions, little garlic and maybe some sage. I bet it’s good.
My daughter says that he probably tastes like fruit gummies and that if you confirm this she will hunt you down.
You taught her well.
Give him so pineapple juice too – J. Sandusky
Lincoln Riley’s is going to clock one of these Zebras today
The Strongest went behind 2-1, then went down to 10 men, but came back to win 3-2. Always Ready also wins 3-2. Happy Happy Hippo.
Heckuva throw.
I can make a comparison – Joe Burrow is a taller, slower version of Russell Wilson.
Just say he’s white.
He is also, almost Drew Magary-calibre white.
Welp, let’s just fast forward to the late game.
OK Boomer, now die.
Burrow should only be allowed to join the Cincy if he gets to take these receivers with him
TOUCHDOWN!!
It’s like she’s intentionally showing off her assets. 9.5/10.
/would lick her innards for hours on end if she just walked out of the shower
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgreed.
A team from LA benefiting from a bullshit pass interference call? What strange world is this?
that was a dumb challenge, this guy is going to be a great coach at Dallas
Papa Burrow is three sheets to the wind
Burrow better “shift down” a bit. Does he really want to spend time in Ohio?
WKRP listeners gonna like this guy
ACC refs are awesome
your ACC officiating crew, folks!
My favorite CFB story this year was finding out USC AD passed on Ed Orgeron on fears the Media and Boosters couldn’t understand him talking
Well, it’s not like he was wrong about that.
And it is LA.
Too LA for L.A.!
that’s a nice read and toss, going against his body and momentum
I hope CERN has dispatched an intern to espn headquarters, because if Oklahoma wins this game they’re going to observe The Narrative changing at faster than light speeds.
Collective sprots media: “We were too busy sucking Joe Burrow’s dick we forgot to consider LSU’s defense. Will this change anything next season when we do the same thing with [insert QB name her]? No.”
fucking catch, that!
Cheering for tudder team but that grab was crazy good.
Same, LSU is easily the least repulsive bunch
Boomer is going to get murdereddeathkilled.
Methinks this is The Year Of The Orgeron
Not even Curt Schilling would accept an invitation to the White House faster than BAYOU BAYOU BAYOU.
Dabo! would like a word
Fair point.
He is basically the walking embodiment of the “Prosperity Gospel” nonsense that lines up to lick Herr Fuhrer’s butthole.
Then again, closest thing the SECCCCCC PAWWWWWWLLLLL has to a progressive is Nick Saban, who cut ads for Sen. Manchin and worked to stop Roy Moore behind the scenes.
“You spelled it wrong but… yeah, I’m with you.”
-Wilhelm Reich
Come on LSU, no mercy for the Sooners. Run up that score
Land Thieves about to get mauled, bad.
Took me a second, but good one!
Bad news – this might be a bear raping after all, with only 12 or so minutes of Lesser Footy alternate programming.
Insurmountable lead?
Kickoff at 4:20.
Yes, that is making me laugh
Okie Christ monkeys praying on the field as tho non-existent god gives a fuckballs about this game.
I mean, if God really cared, Ed Orgeron would win every damned year.
The Strongest holding on would get me back over $2300. I have ML bets on the ‘Dacteds y Gigantes manana.
Always Ready would be nice gravy, though.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I love cold meds!!!! Until the yawns start.
Tussionex. Live it, learn it, LOVE it!
Have to go to my buddies house with Decilitre. The poor bastards has 3 girls under the age of 6 and is recently separated. Twin girls like teh Hippo!
Twin parent divorce rate is around 50%. No joke!
Funny thing was, my NFL/Donks WOO!!! intense fandom always caused friction in my marriage. Now, the ex-wife is in Niwot (between Denver and Boulder)…and she totally gets it!! She’s like “it’s so much fun and the whole area is sooooo into it even if not generally sportsball ppl.” Taking the chill’uns to Donks/Raiders tomorrow, even.
His wife was a c*&^, sad bit is I introduced them….
We all stick our dick in crazy, at our own risk. Just get him good and high.
Hippo is correct. Being high does help.
Or so I’m told.
I just realized I’ve been reading the Clemson/tOSU line backwards all day.
Dammit Hippo, this is why you’re supposed to be watching me every moment. I can’t be trusted.
And did I get Gamblor Dyslexia?
What? It could be a real thing as far as you know.
heh, is in my Raging Semi #2 thread that I told myself I would ML bet whichever of the two was the underdog, but I decided to abstain.
Ditto.