Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way…
Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN)
This here line seems excessive to me, with all the Bayou Bengals (hey, perfect for Joe Burrow and Team WKRP!) questions at running back. And make no mistake about it, the game-breaking threat of Clyde Edwards-Helaire (fookin’ GREAT name) keeps opponents from devoting extra defenders to disrupt Burrow and the medium-to-deep passing game. That said, Steerfuckers North have mostly looked fairly ordinary all season long, and are quite the distant #4 in this tournament. I am not really a Jalen Hurts believer, particularly against a defense with the size and speed of LSU. Just ask UGA quartered back Jake Fromm what it’s like.
el Hippo Predicion: LSU 37, Oklahoma 27
“After further review, who gives a shit let’s just say it’s an Oklahoma touchdown since they’re still down 28 with less than a quarter to play and we’ve got hotel escorts waiting for us.”
The coach’s son with the idiot pylon stretch (through think knee was down).
Do the refs think that that they can’t throw flags against LSU because they’re both yellow?
good way to use the grass, since the going extinct species won’t need it!
“Only the finest mulch goes into Zubrowka”
“There’s a problem with the down box.”
Don’t blame your partner for your ED, Sir. Face your problems like a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aieEZ950d1I
PROP BET time!! You can get like 6.25:1 odds on the P*ts winning the Owl. 46.5:1 on the Bills Mafia. I bet around $30 on each.
Please explain in English.
NE wins title, I win like $230. BUF wins it all, I make $1350
Joe Burrow still in this game is like if America dropped another bomb on Japan after they surrendered just for good measure.
Coach Parcells likes this post.
EDIT – This IDEA! 😀
This game is even more lopsided that the Red Wings’ season goal differential!
(sigh) If only my dear Scotchy were here, he’d get the joke.
He timed his booze nap very efficiently.
I’m here. Well, maybe a bit late.
Found a funny:
doctor: umm everything looks like gold… apart from the clitoris
midas’ wife: yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyV-GWhvZoY
Yoooo this game is a blow out
did people really think OU had a chance?
No, but I didn’t think they’d be down 42 with half the 3rd quarter to go.
ANTHEM CONTROVERSY!
https://twitter.com/TSN_Sports/status/1211036933234839552
If it’s not from TSN Jorts, it doesn’t count!
/Can I have that sweet sweet endorsement money now?
I was ready to call them all Borscht eating pussy wagons until #29 at the end did the “handshake fake out to hair smooth move” and now I’m all in on team nostrovya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icZV1w5uLcE
Rushing TD doesn’t count, do it over until you throw it in.
Whooops.
Hot (ie drunk) Taek: the playoff should be flexible every year, allowing for at least all the undefeateds to get in, then whomever else the almighty committee deems worthy.
I don’t like fetishizing the undefeated, will just lead to even worse scheduling.
FCS teams count as a loss.
Incorrect.
They count as TWO losses.
Insufficient, the B1G uses MAC-tion as it’s personal 1-AA.
The only real solution is 16, using computer formula invite and seeding criteria (with allowances made for small conference champions). Also with CENTRALIZED SCHEDULING.
Non-P5 teams don’t count as a win, they’re just ignored in a team’s record.
but # of wins doesn’t matter if the goal is just to be undefeated?
Still have to play the conference schedule, and it’s not like there’s currently any incentive to schedule good out of conference opponents.
there is SOME incentive, both in recruiting exposure and the knowledge that 1-loss sides frequently get in with strong SOS.
Nope! Stay tuned for my post!
(at Halftime)
QB Coach: “What you think Joe? You wanna play the 2nd half.”
Joe Burrow: “I don’t know. I could get hurt.”
QB Coach: “That’s right. If you get hurt, you could drop in the NFL Draf-”
Joe Burrow: “Lets play some football!!!”
This is an excellent point.
Deaf people are more than welcome at Chick FilA, as long as they ain’t one’a them queers.
Faggot Fingers is my new Liberty College message board troll name
What did Oklahoma do to piss off LSU? Besides being Oklahoma.
The Chair recognizes the Cherokee Nation…
Jim Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Don Nickles
Let’s not forget Scott Pruitt, one of Trump’s first swamp-drainers.
Senor’s friends, who lived in Norman and now live in Houston (he did his doctorate at OU), are not pleased. In fairness I find that understandable. Also in fairness, a Noob Noob “god DAMN” is in order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTqtrGBYpxQ
Meanwhile, best friend’s latest wife, LSU alma mater as well as Saints season ticket holder, is ecstatic.
You expect a Boomer Sooner to do the dignified thing and step aside and let the more deserving people to move ahead, think again. The Boomer Sooners are going to try to hut every LSU player. If the Boomer Sooners cant win they’ll hurt someone.
Bengals Fan Redshirt: “No! Don’t play Burrow in the 2nd half! He’s gonna get hurt!”
Buckeyes Fan Redshirt: “Go for 100! Pass every down!”
I’m guessing tOSU Redshirt wins out because at least they have a chance to win something in the near future?
In other words, a 3 week – but not crippling – injury?
They’re actually gonna play the second half!?
THIS ED ORGERON, I CALL HIM ‘TERRY NICHOLS,’ BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN THE FOLKS IN OKLAHOMA GET BLOWN UP LIKE THIS SINCE APRIL 19TH, 1995!
The Second Half. Sponsored by…Ryder Trucks!
Lessee the box score, 21/27, 403, 7-0, pretty good 49-14 win for… WAIT IT’S HALFTIME?
Fuck it, go for 100!
Do you even send Burrow out for the 2nd half?
I don’t. Back-up QB, back-up RB, and we’re doing nothing but run the ball unless they put 8 in the box, (The Jenna Jameson Defense), and then we’re throwing screens.
I wouldn’t even have considered it. Hope they pull him after this drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSZ2zR56yQo
Tidbit to file away for March – Kenfucky has a guy who shoots 94% from the FT line. And it’s a black guy who usually is on the floor, not some coach’s kid walk-on.
Conor McGregor is going to die broke and alone, and I am here for it.
He’ll always have his rotgut whiskey royalties??
My son bought me a bottle of that for Father’s Day, because somehow or other he got the wise-ass gene, and I drank that thing over several months out of spite.
I can’t imagine McGregor will make money off of that swill.
So, the Witcher is…interesting to say the least.
Any good? I was thinking of starting that.
Full disclosure: I haven’t played any of the games (yet). But the writing is sub par, and the plot is hard to follow ( apparently on purpose) but I kind of want to see where it goes.
Shit, Burrows looks like he would right at home as an insurance agent in a small Midwest town.
So apparently Taco Fall is a hit for the celtics….
Andy Reid is suddenly interested. A Taco Fall is right in his wheelhouse.
I assumed he’d more of a Roast Beef Slip fan
He’s already conducted the Boston Pops.
So Boomer Sooner is in reference to their implosion rather than an explosive offence?
Hold my beer! – Murrah Federal Building
for the love of God, take a KNEE
How’d you get the halftime speech from the Okie locker room?
You don’t. You get in your car and leave.
absolutely nobody would blame them
Mike Brown cannot wait to draft Chase Adams with the 1st pick!
both guys from Ohio, so clearly he’s entitled to ask for hometown discount?
400 yards, 7 TDs for Burrow. In the HALF. This was the best defense in the Big Twaaaalve, apparently
Okies have no choice but to go for Burrow’s knees in the second half.
This is excellent tOSU fan fiction! 😀
be funny if Boomer Sooner used timeouts here
Wheeeeeeeeee red wine and cold meds!! I feel like trucker Homer.
Should they score again before half…don’t ya kind of have to go for 2, and the 50 mark?
uh, I mean, WHEN
LSU has 6 touchdowns. Okiehoma has 4 completions.
Probably time to start thinking about sitting Burrows and Jefferson for the championship game.
If you’re an Oklahoma fan it’s time to start drinking heavily.
Well, heaviER.
So how’s the LSU-Oklahoma…
(see score)
…snuff film?
Found a funny:
stevie nicks: ok so this one is called “eat shit and die you fucking fuck” what do y’all think?
lindsey buckingam: ok lets call it silver springs and leave it off the album
Louisville/UK basketball ending on CBS
Are you high as fuck?
ish?
Unless it’s with a volcano coming up through the floor I don’t care.
8 teams playoffs looking good right now. App State kicking the shit out of the Sooners would be more entertaining.
Still say straight to 16
Here’s my 16 team playoff:
10 winners of each conference
6 at large teams.
And Notre Dame excluded unless they join a conference
THIS
How about we compromise and just end Notre Dame?
THIS!
Can we get a +10 button for comments like this?
Yeah, you get 1 super like a week!
Also could we end Baylor in the name of rape prevention and co-ed safety?
After this game you think there are 12 MORE teams worthy of a playoff? There aren’t even four.
It doesn’t sort itself out easily like this most years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM
Jamin