2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

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Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers….we don’t aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary…). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.

“THIS is the Erotic Smashmouth I’ve been hearing so much about?” -LemonJello
“‘[REDACTED]!’ –Jerry Jones” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
yo yo shizzle even teh Hippo likes me nizzle -King Hippo
“Out of frame: Eli giggling about the slippery and weird tasting jelly from Olivia’s underwear drawer that he put on the ball.” -LemonJello
“I would have thought this was Alex Smith except for the fact that the guy in it appears to be able to walk.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“With the fine he is about to hand out, Goodell, calls this move ‘Bowling for Dollars’.” -ArmedandHammered

“It slices, it dices, it cuts, it chops, and if you call now, we’ll include a, yet to be named, STD with your order free of charge!” -Game Time Decision

“I suppose this is better than ‘everyone do the Plaxico Burress’ celebration. -Enrico Pallazzo
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Wait, was he saying “get my backhoe” or “get my back, ho”?

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Senor Weaselo

He was saying “Happy Thanksgiving.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes.

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TheRevanchist

Happy Easter, everybody.

My thought from today’s news:

The Haslams want to make a wise decision and get an experienced NFL coach for the Browns that can lead a team to victory, which is totally understandable. But, in Browns fashion, they interview Mike McCarthy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, all the teams are interviewing a minority coach.

Wait, what?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I knew Blax would appreciate the choose your own slur adventure of my Jerry Jones redacted joke.

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litre_cola

So did Snyder hire Rivera because he thinks he is Native American? See it’s not racist when you hire one!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[is told of team name origin]

“DAMN RIGHT!”

-Mitch M., Plymouth

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LemonJello

Strong finish to the regular season Quotables!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now on to one and done!

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