"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello

2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

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January 3, 2020

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Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers….we don’t aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary…). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.

*“THIS is the* Erotic Smashmouth *I’ve been hearing so much about?”* -LemonJello

*“‘[REDACTED]!’ –Jerry Jones”* -BrettFavresColonoscopy

*yo yo shizzle even teh Hippo likes me nizzle* -King Hippo

*“Out of frame: Eli giggling about the slippery and weird tasting jelly from Olivia’s underwear drawer that he put on the ball.”* -LemonJello

*“I would have thought this was Alex Smith except for the fact that the guy in it appears to be able to walk.”* -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

*“With the fine he is about to hand out, Goodell, calls this move ‘Bowling for Dollars’.”* -ArmedandHammered

*“It slices, it dices, it cuts, it chops, and if you call now, we’ll include a, yet to be named, STD with your order free of charge!”* -Game Time Decision

*“I suppose this is better than ‘everyone do the Plaxico Burress’ celebration.* -Enrico Pallazzo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Admin

January 3, 2020 5:05 pm

Wait, was he saying “get my backhoe” or “get my back, ho”?

Senor Weaselo

Admin

Reply to BrettFavresColonoscopy

January 3, 2020 5:42 pm

He was saying “Happy Thanksgiving.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Reply to BrettFavresColonoscopy

January 3, 2020 5:51 pm

Yes.

TheRevanchist

January 3, 2020 4:16 pm

Happy Easter, everybody.

My thought from today’s news:

The Haslams want to make a wise decision and get an experienced NFL coach for the Browns that can lead a team to victory, which is totally understandable. But, in Browns fashion, they interview Mike McCarthy.