Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.
TO THE GAME!
Texans/Chiefs:
-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order to win I don’t think it’ll happen.
-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.
-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.
-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.
Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.
Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.
Why would you do that with the lead?
trying to turn your buttchin into chinnutz
Trickeration Achievement: STILL LOCKED
Buttchinski being too cute.
Clark Hunt, the offspring (once removed) of a dickbag that tried to corner the silver market.
“Right? Lead is just as effective.”
– Jovan B.
Wow who was Clark Hunt’s arm candy? She was probably 40 years his junior lol
Clark Hunt has big “which one of my garbage sons are you” energy
I think that was his daughter who looks like her mother.
I think you’re right. Fun fact: Drew Lock once might have dated her according to this tabloid!
https://www.12up.com/posts/drew-lock-chiefs-owner-clark-hunt-daughter-afc-west-rivalry-01dvxxcfv0e4
Both of these coaches have a rep for playoff collapse. This should be interesting. Best scenario is KC rallies back, takes 4 point lead, Reid fucks up clock management, HOU scores TD as time expires.
Quadruple OT?
At least there would be no dead time between games.
3 & out and we got a game.
Damn, Dam!
MOMENTUM SHIFT
Credit to Romo, saying that the Chiefs should go to Kelce.
24-14 at half, maybe we can still has game
Clocked Hardman somewhere between Ludicrous Speed and LAMAR! Speed.
“Still a three score game!”
–Houston after dude number 497
Well, KC gets the ball to start the 2nd half, so they have that going for them.
Ried is being hobbled by a big weakness, as he secretly admits that Texas BBQ is vastly superior to KC BBQ
So far this would not be considered a KC Masterpiece.
If the Chiefs pull out this win, he’s going to waive home field advantage so he can try Tennessee-style.
Houston-Tennessee AFC Champ game, just as we all predicted.
I haven’t seen Chiefs get pounded like this since Village People Night in West Hollywood.
Pussy.
Usually when there’s “Houston” in the name, they’re the ones getting a train ran on them.
Well it does look like a “pegging” video.
We’ve secretly replaced the Chiefs with the Chefs. Let’s see if anyone notices.
“Where the hell is my timeout snack?”
-A. Reid
Angry Pat Mahomes has real Jake Gyllenhaal energy
Did you watch John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch too?
Beyond the help of BLEERGH, even
Get ready for some prevent defense.
/opens phone
//sees score
///asks if someone can do a wellness check on Otto
Texanos already working on icing the game
Not smrt
If that’s not a Quotable GIF for next week, than what’s the point?!
Dropped Passes: “Coach, we got this!”
A. Reid: “Not sure…”
Dropped Passes: “We won’t let you down. Go with us!”
A. Reid: “You sold me. Let’s do this!!!”
At least Tyreek already has experience being involved in a one sided beating
Found a funny:
[first day as a Buddhist]
Me: does it smell like updogma in here?
Monk:
Me:
Monk: lol
wat updogma doe
Jesus, it’s like Chuck Knoublach is out there
These Kansas City fans, I call them Gordon Ramsey because they are really letting these Chefs have it!
Challenge that shit and see if it was going backwards
Anxiously awaiting the boos to start floating around.
MOAR MURDER BALLS FOR TYREEK
KC Stadium Operations is flashing “Welcome to Arrowhead Stadium” in a desperate attempt to convince the Chiefs to realize the game has started.
Well let’s sit down and check out this competitive, equally matched game–
If you love special teams, well baby, have I got a deal for you
Give them smallpox and end this shit.
Turns out that rib buffet in the locker room right before kickoff wasn’t such a great idea after all.
“You shut your lying whore mouth.”
-A. Reid
No one circles the wagons like the Chiefs. – Andrew Jackson
[slams tablet to the ground] “Gimee A Frickin’ Break!”
-The Narrative
Would Andy be the first coach to be under the coaching tree of someone under his own coaching tree?
I go get snacks and come back to 21 nothing. If this is a shootout, it’s Valentine’s Day Massacre of shootouts.
“I’ll send flowers.”
“Make sure it’s Edible Arrangements.”
Pray for Ottoman
-Erdogan
So Texans-Tits is gonna be a monster rivalry after next week. It’ll almost be like Houston’s a real team
If they keep killing the Chiefs like this, the local housing development’s gonna get a poltergeist.
I haven’t seen this many Chiefs shitting themselves since my last visit to the Fraternal Order of Firefighters Retirement Home.
Mr. Whiskers so confused right now.
The Trail of Tears continues.
…too soon?
Somewhere, Dante Hall shakes his head sadly at the KC Special Teams play
Change punt returners, when the field position dictates 90% unlikely to get a return at all.