Wow, the interwebz can be edukashunul sometimes.
Did you know that today is National Shower With A Friend Day? Seriously, it is.
And while I no longer have any friends who I believe would want to shower with me, and vice versa for that matter, I did think it was interesting. I never knew there was such a thing. But conserving water is never a bad thing, of course.
And no this is not going to become a Sexy Wednesday. Sorry friends.
It’s also National Nutella Day. And National Disaster Day. And since I have no one to shower with, and even if I did it would likely result in a disaster in one form another (I know what you’re thinking so don’t say it)….
Anywhooooo….
I think I’ll opt for the Nutella. Hazelnuts…. Mmmmmmm.
Plus, after the shower, my nuts should be clean at least. Well, at least for a coupla hours. No promises beyond that.
Not the greatest sound quality there, but the studio version has exposed bare lady nipples and I would get in trouble if I linked it.
Though I have to admit, I was still tempted to do it. But I’m a good boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2dnfAJlUwo
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Sports To Hose You Down 2Nite
NBA
- Orlando @ Boston – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Miami @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
NHL
- Boston @ Chi**** – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
NCAA BB
- Loyola-Chi**** @ Indiana State – 6:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (10)Villanova @ (19)Butler – 6:30pmEST – TF: FS1
- South Carolina @ Ole Miss – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- Iowa State @ (13)WVU – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Georgia @ Florida – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Temple @ Memphis – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (12)Seton Hall @ Georgtown – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
- NC State @ Miami – 8:30pmEST – TV: ACCN
- Wake Forest @ (5)Louisville – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (18)LSU @ Vanderbilt – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- Wisconsin @ Minnesota – 9:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- UNLV @ Utah State – 10:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
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Use The Soap It’s There For A Reason
OK, that’s it. Hopefully you’ve got good water pressure.
Now go take a shower. Just because you’re depressed about no moar fitbawl is no excuse. And I didn’t want to have to say it, but you stank.
Love ya’s (but from a distance until you bathe regularly).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Ua835sudU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5apEctKwiD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dTbfxg65Ao
It seems as though this guy’s tastes are somewhat narrow.
Sooooooo, I almost died tonight. Had to run out to take care of a family matter. It’s rainy and nighttime and whatnot. Coming back home, two lane road, I am topping a rise/hiill combined with a blind curve. And I see oncoming headlights on my side of the double yellow lines. Fortunately, I was in a spot where I had a place to bail out.
Dave had some choice words to say about it, in any case.
Glad you are okay. Sorry about your pants and the car seat.
Them damn blind ass country roads.
Almost makes me appreciate freeway driving!
But not really.
Stay safe out there brother.
I’m surprised Travis Kelce wasn’t trying to outdo his brother in costumes. Just in Ric Flair-ing.
He wanted to be ass fisted on xmas?
Maybe I’m mixing things up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
This week on “Sick Crap Acquaintances Send Me”:
Equal opportunity killer.
WUUUUT?
It’s fine.
That reminds me, I guess we are all going to be living in a combination Hieronymus Bosch/Mad Max world very soon.
I’ve decided that when it gets too bad, I will invite one of my Republican acquaintances to come over and shoot me in the head after I’ve passed out from drinking two gallons of rum, so it will be painless, and then shoot my dogs. He’ll probably take the dogs with him, though.
I think it will be a bit more gradual, but the result is the same.
Scotchy’s hunting grounds?
“Hot Eskimo Sex.”
Swipe riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
“What’s this?!?!?”
-Rex R., Billings
Alright, let’s do it.
“YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT!!”
-Balls
lol even the puppet leader we’re trying to install in Venezuela is laughing at how we just shout “socialist!” at everyone left of Reagan
US “moderate” democrat = 80s conservative republican.
https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128303672
Just for fun.
Ronald Reagan today would be considered left of Sanders, I swear.
That’s what we’d call her in Canada, too. She doesn’t want government ownership of the means of production, right? That’s what I’d call a socialist. Massive government using their tax income and power to manage the populace with a very heavy hand is our kind of social democrat.
More like the Scandinavian countries without the republican bullshit exaggeration.
What the hell is a “Social Democrat?” Sounds like a socialist to me. I dunno from such things.
I’m going to go find a Cinnabon and nibble on a piece ratlike and all.
Giving it the ol’ Mayor Pete?
Found a funny:
Wife: We’re going to have a baby!
Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is?
Me: I already googled and it’s a very tiny human
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQCzIANVAAAnW3n?format=jpg&name=small
The end goes nicely with the .. she persisted shit
I haven’t seen a New York squad strike this quickly against Toronto since ca. 1812.
I just took a shower, as per directions.
And you smell like lavendar and honeysuckle. I am in favour.
I anoint myself with the scents of hydraulic fluid and cosmoline.
Really CNN!? You got Joe Biden and you only spend 10 seconds on why he laid an egg in the Iowa Caucus?
NY-Tor all tied up at 1, the battle of the Nations’ capitals.
Ummm I know Israel pulled the old switcharoo, guess we did over here. How about Mexico, is Tijuana the capital now? Donkey shows for all!
Encountered a legit Nazi on my way home from work today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyc62g7YQM0&feature=youtu.be
That’s reminds me, thanks for helping me move that furniture between the hours where that Nazi got the shit beaten out of him.
‘member when we fought a whole war against those motherfuckers?
‘member?
Only bright thing I can think of, long term, is that there are more of us than there are of them.
Jello Biafra has re-recorded a couple their early songs, updated to reflect the current situation in the US, such as “My Policies Should Successfully Kill the Poor,” “Stealing People’s Email,” “I Cage Children,” “California Unter Alles,” and “Holiday In Mar-a-Lago.”
As a WVU fan, I despise these “grey” uniforms.
Just win, Baby.
CSA emblazoned?