NFL Notes:
- Blake Martinez has left the Packers for the Giants.
- A three-year, $30 million deal.
- The Packers made him an offer at a lower number, which insulted him.
- “I think the way they value the inside linebacker position especially in that defense, it wasn’t as valued as other places I guess in my opinion.”
- The Bengals have released CB Dre Kirkpatrick, with their finest “future endeavors” statement.
- “We appreciate his many contributions to our team and community over the years, and wish him the best moving forward.”
- Contributing to the decision was his age (30), his injury troubles (six games played in 2019), and his salary hit – they save $8.3 million by cutting him & only take a $2.8 million dead-cap hit.
- The newly approved CBA is under scrutiny for apparent language changes after adoption.
- Eric Reid says language was changed & added after ratification, and he has proof.
- He wants a revote because, he argues, the language change would have drastically affected the adoption process.
- Eric Reid says language was changed & added after ratification, and he has proof.
My lawyers @meiselasb and @markgeragos sent a letter to the @NFLPA and @DeSmithNFLPA this morning demanding answers why language in CBA was changed after vote and demanding a new vote and investigation. Read the letter and compare CBA we voted on vs. CBA posted on NFLPA website. pic.twitter.com/1F2LapcQE2
— Eric Reid (@E_Reid35) March 30, 2020
Today’s internet good dog is a very good dog that delivers wine in Maryland.
Soda Pup, an 11-year-old Boxer owned by the proprietors of the Stone House Urban Winery in Hagerstown, Maryland, delivers the called-in order from the office to the car, to avoid human-to-human contact in the delivery process.
People have to prepay by credit card, but the winery says business has been steady because people are getting a kick out of the process. He carries two bottles out to the car, and there’s a treat in the side pouch for the customer to give the dog as a “tip”.
Looks like we’re getting some bad press.
Chris Cuomo going door to door notifying anyone who came in contact with the Sunday gravy
— Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) March 31, 2020
Guess I shouldn’t have mentioned U****x last night.
I kid – Vince is making fun of the Cuomo brothers for being whiny pissbabies during the lockdown.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- 2020 Royal Rumble – 7:00PM | FS1
- A replay of a quality event to get you “ready” for this weekend’s Wrestlemania.
- Raptors Rewind – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- 2019 NBA Playoffs – Sixers/Raptors Game #7
- “The shot”
- 2019 NBA Playoffs – Sixers/Raptors Game #7
- Moonshiners: Outlaw Cuts – 8:00 PM | DSC
- Legal and outlaw distillers compete head-to-head to see who makes a classic Appalachian tradition called “Mountain Brandy”.
- Judged by moonshine legends Mark, Digger & Tim.
- Legal and outlaw distillers compete head-to-head to see who makes a classic Appalachian tradition called “Mountain Brandy”.
- Moonshiners: Master Distiller – 9:00 PM | DSC
- Tickle hosts as Appalachia’s most notorious moonshiners go head-to-head in a moonshine distilling competition. Mark, Digger and Tim run their own secret recipes to be judged by the public to determine once and for all who makes the best shine.
- Ink Master – 10:00 PM | Paramount
- The artists fight for survival in a staple, portraits, and a shocking skull pick threatens the team dynamic.
We are slowly running out of pre-taped shows. Pretty soon, it will all just be “Big Bang Theory” reruns. GAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4GDuzZAM8
Final dispatch on the evening: my hands are fucking desiccated from the washing and the sterilizing from being out in public.
So much washing!
I’m going to bathe my hands in lotion now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBZCmJ3YKL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWMWRWo8fo
Whiny pissbaby? How many nicknames does Trump need?
Is that one the Secret Service team uses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-UKCxCglg
Oh man! I’ve never intentionally fucked up Sunday Gravy.
Key word “intentionally.”
Out of context, but I don’t think that you have anything to worry aboot.
Just kidding.
And I’m not even Canadian!
I know. You would have put an extra u in there if you were Canadian/British.
Let’s learn from your mistakes. Not quite like Charlie Sheen though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCO92__Zn-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYnlktr70k
Well, these native women don’t have nipples, I tell ya!
Looks kosher to me
Seems legit.
The correct response; “No, they were pagans.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7yhi1c_q6s
Just checked my work email, here’s an extract from the 2-star commander of my command.
I want to share with everyone we had an XZ teammate who works in Bay 7
exhibiting CV-19 symptoms last night. Bay 7 is one of those areas where
folks have to periodically come in because SIPR access is required for their
job. Our teammate had no signs of symptoms before last night and was not
previously on any kind of self-quarantine for travel or secondary exposure.
In fact, he was in Bay 7 yesterday working. This morning he went over to
SAMC on Ft Sam and was tested for the Coronavirus. Because SAMC does the
testing on site for mission essential personnel, we expect to have the test
results back in the next couple of days. The results of his test will
determine our way ahead, but for today, we shut down all of Bay 7 as a
precaution. We’ve also spoken with our Facebook Live friend and resident
expert, Maj Gen (Doctor) John Degoes, the 59th Medical Wing Commander and
Senior Medic at JBSA, and are notifying anyone that was in Bay 7 since
Sunday to self-quarantine until we get the test results back. If you start
to exhibit symptoms, please notify your doctor. If your last entry was
before last Sunday, you are not required to self-quarantine at this time.
If the test results come back positive, JBSA Public Health experts will
evaluate if any teammates in Bay 7 require a full 14-day quarantine. We are
already working with JBSA to have Bay 7 deep cleaned IAW CDC guidelines.
This may take a few days because there are other areas on JBSA that require
the same type of cleaning. Last week we increased the common area /
bathroom cleanings in our Port San Antonio facilities as a preventative
measure and to
be ahead of a possible positive case. Additionally, if you work in Bay 7,
your Directors are working ways ahead for your specific mission areas.
Finally, I’m proud to report that our IZ teammate that tested positive last
week (he has been in self-quarantine since his return from Army Reserve Duty
in Japan) is doing well and comes off quarantine today. He had a mild case
and has recovered nicely. When I spoke with him this morning, he couldn’t
wait to get out of the house.
As we continue to move through our National CV-19 response over the next
couple of months, I’m sure we will be challenged with similar circumstances
or know a friend or family member in a similar situation. Please continue
to
follow all the National, CDC, Air Force and local CV-19 guidance for stay at
home, social distancing, cleaning, and prevention. Your health and
well-being are most important.
I’ll shoot out an update once we hear back on our teammate’s test results
and, if necessary, provide a longer-term way ahead.
Thanks for what you do!
I am not comforted.
Hey Mr Viva, after speaking with the other DFO powers that be we are most interested in you possibly taking on the role of author at DFO. We take these matters seriously as any good dick joke blog should and if you are interested please reply and I’ll send our best attorneys to offer you no immunity and the best hopes for you and mankind.
Not joking.
Come write for us.
Sincerely one 1/13th of the board of trustees.
this site has more trustees than readers
I’d like to petition before the board of your excellencies that I am “okay” with your use of cookies. You needn’t ask me every three hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjTjed3jSXM
Hold me closer Tony Danza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqlGlaNlcWE
My father in law thinks it’s Hold me close, I’m tired of dancing.
Angela pegged him. Daily.
The quarantine will last through, AT LEAST, Labor Day. No NFL season, BTW. But no MLB season, either (Good riddance).
Whenever it is over, I’m getting a jetski.
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(someone can fix this back if it’s legal. I have to go to bed. Gotta be in the office at 5:30AM.
Yep, all good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56fPSbkzMCI
Love the cameo sequence here where Slipknot and the surviving members of Snot are joined by Korn, System of a Down, Kittie, Coal Chamber, and fucking Sugar Ray for some reason.
Taproot’s sound did not age well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YGL3amPmyc
Korn always was just plain terrible, and that didn’t stop them.
BOOOO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWjsVoDpm0
Still believe Twisted Transistor is among the greatest music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAq6RjSuwXQ
There was this weird period where Soil and Drowning Pool kept trading singers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLxsQAU2uI
LOL, I remember that. Unfortunate product names for $1000 Alex?
A bunch of my friend’s mothers used those. And drank Tab. I’m getting cancer just thinking about it.