NFL Nuggets:

• Obviously, Don Shula’s passing is the big news of the day.  
  • He was 90 years old.
  • From 1951 to 1957, he played defensive back for the Browns, Colts and [*Redacted] s.
  • He began coaching in 1960, and was a head coach for 33 total years, winning 347 total games, including playoffs, and won two of the six Super Bowls he coached in.
    • Records helped by the fact that he had Johnny Unitas, Bob Griese and Dan Marino as QBs.
  • He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1997.

People mourn in their own way. The Patriots cobbled together a translation of Bill Belichick’s grumbles & snorts,

Statement from #Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick on the passing of Don Shula: https://t.co/Qx6SzsGbsw pic.twitter.com/KSARlkda4Y

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) May 4, 2020

and the internet passed their own judgement.

RIP ROD MARINELLI pic.twitter.com/M8OIJrF5ne

— ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (@ZODIAC_MF) May 4, 2020

• All the 2020 International Games have been cancelled.
  • They were scheduled to have four games in London & one in Mexico City.
    • All the “home teams” will instead host the games at their home stadiums.
      • This will force Jacksonville to host eight regular season games for the first time in twelve years.
  • However, adding the new dates is not expected to delay the release of the 2020 NFL schedule later this week.

• Mike Florio is doing his damnedest to create friction in Green Bay, pointing out how the Packers could save money by trading Aaron Rodgers.  
  • They would still have to eat a $36 million cap charge, but would save $4.796 million by trading him after the season ends & before a roster bonus takes effect six days into the 2021 League year.
  • He also engages in ageism, pointing out how they’d get more for a 37 year-old than a 38 year-old.
    • Which rules out the Cowboys, because Jerry Jones doesn’t pay for anything older than 34.

• On the topic of hookers, I never thought Jim Irsay would turn one down, but it appears the Colts have declined the fifth-year option for safety Malik Hooker.
  • He was apparently jail trade bait prior to the draft, but the Colts got no offers.
  • He has 7 INTs in his three years thus far, and is scheduled to earn $2.18 million this year.

MXC Monday – Episode 106: Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors

The names in this episode are some of the best from the series.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

• Wrasslin’:
  • Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
    • The “go home” show prior to Money In The Bank this Sunday!
  • “Andre The Giant” – 8:30PM | TSN3
• NFL’s Greatest Games – 8:00 PM | ESPN
  • From 2012: Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks. The “Fail Mary” game.
    • A controversial Monday-Night finish at CenturyLink Field marked this early-season matchup featuring Aaron Rodgers and rookie Russell Wilson.
•  NFL’s Greatest Games | TSN
  • From 2019 – both Seahawks – 49ers regular season games
    • November 11 – Hawks at Niners – 6:30PM
    • December 29 – Niners at Hawks – 10:30PM
• Whose Line Is It Anyway? – 8:00PM | CW
  • With Guest Star Candice Patton, cast members Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady and Colin Mochrie, along with guest comedian Jeff Davis, put their comedic skills to the test.
• American Experience – 9:00PM | PBS
  • The life of George W. Bush is explored and his tumultuous two-term presidency is chronicled.
• Creepshow – 10:00PM | AMC
  • A father who lives with his son develops a drinking problem because of grief; A young girl finds a peculiar toy head in her dollhouse.

There’s also a new episode of “Cops” if you’re so inclined. But since they weren’t inclined to provide a synopsis – screw them.