I laughed way too much at my dumb joke. TO THE GAMES!
Jags/Bengals:
Do you have A.J. Green sitting on your team, mocking you for your draft decisions? Yeah, he hasn’t even caught 50% of the balls headed his way yet but Fear Not! He’s been covered by cb’s Hayward, Ward and Slay the first three weeks but this Jags D has the highest expected points per pass play so far this year.
Vikes/Texans:
I’ve never drafted Will Fuller, ever, because inconsistency and injuries but if you have him this might be a spot. The once formidable Minny D is giving up the 4th most fantasy points to wr’s.
Browns/Cowboys:
Dalton Schultz was on no one’s radar and only became a starter in wk. 2 but he’s already TE10. Cleveland gives up the 3rd most targets and receptions to the position.
Ravens/Team:
[wails “The Waiting is the Hardest Part”] The frickin snaps arrangement in the Baltimore backfield is Dobbins (38%), Ingram (35%) and Edwards (27%). Team’s D-line flashed in wk.1 but now Ioamidis is on IR and Young is listed as doubtful. Ravens win this running away.
Saints/Lions:
As mentioned by Fronk(?), “Stafford Smash!”. Since wk.10 last year all but two qb’s have thrown for two or more scores vs. the N.O. D. NO D. Get it?
Cards/Panthers:
Want some data that reinforces your noggin notion that Bridgewater is a passive game manager? On throws over 5(!) yards his completion percentage is 43.4. Meanwhile, on the other side, Murray struggles in the 10-19 ‘intermediate’ range-his passing grade of 54.2 is the league’s worst.
Chargers/Bucs:
You may want to start Brady this week because 1) he threw 3 td’s last week and 2) Tampa’s run game is in tatters what with Fournette out and Jones The II being who he is.
Seahawks/Fins:
Trying to decide whether to start Carson and I see Miami’s run D hasn’t allowed a runner more than 56 yards so far this year. That’s not really a stat, that’s just happenstance, right?
Comment as you fit.
FOX is dunking on JEST fans
They shouldn’t be standing right under the basket like that. They deserved it.
I need the football to not suck today out of respect for the shit week we’re about to experience. Michigan’s Supreme Court declared Whitmer’s unilateral State of Emergency declarations after the initial one to be unconstitutional, which nullifies most of the executive orders since May. Also, they got the signatures for the petition to strip emergency powers from the Governor’s office, and since the GOP-dominated legislature has been promoting it, you can assume that shit’s gonna sail right through. Legislature passed due to petitions isn’t subject to veto, so even if the court didn’t fuck things up, it was all going to get reversed in short order anyway. All this comes as Michigan’s daily case count has risen back to late April levels. Good times.
Seriously, your Republicans is crazy enough to be Southern
When the Tea Party was in full swing, they swept through the state, tearing down every moderate Republican even considering holding office. All we have left is the crazies.
I’m getting more COVID information from fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.
Rolling with Fitzmagic today instead of Mahomes. I can’t risk the game getting cancelled for more positive tests
Alakzam baby!
Pretty sure Seattle’s defense will oblige
Hear hear. I sat Kelce.
We’re fucked, ain’t we?
Quick Fantasy Football Question:
RB Devin Singletary as a FLEX is a good idea, right?
Dude is gonna have something like 18 carries for 75 yrds + 1 TD, right? Or am I crazy?
Oh hell yes. Play him! Ppr?
[enters the body of Coach McDermott]
“He’ll get 18 fucking carries over my dead body! 18 touches maybe.”
/sorry, you may have noticed that this is a beef that I have.
Glory Boy QB steals all of Devin’s touches.
Parking in the Rear
For the wrestling guys here, I bought this for my buddy who is also a big fan.
These Manu assholes had the nerve to say Maguire was close to Van Dijk.
Who you calling an Asshole???
Every time I hear dumb comments about Van Dijk I just give them the finger.
4 clogs out of 5
NO! NO! I just heard the worst news, Donald Trump is feeling better.
Still think they’re doing the Bolsonaro thing. I assume he’s just being intubated between videos.
Trump is feeling better? Christ, who is he feeling now?
You know it
Can’t tell if Kurt Warner got the mouth AIDS or if he’s just wearing his mask incorrectly, possibly by punching himself in the mouth repeatedly while wearing it
found a funny:
“this corrupt city needs a hard rain. a hard penetrating rain for a dirty city. a thrusting rain. god so deep” – from my novel Sex Rain
And the following up sex sleet ( or skeet)
For the Northern folks: sex snow
For the pain crowd: Sex hail
And when Disney gets a hold of it: Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs
Hmmm… Non-union, Belizean equivalent
Morning Folks
Holy shit, we get to watch Brian Hoyer tomorrow. Chiefs by 40.
yep, just went from “loose stools” to “Ebola-calibre diarrhea” afterward
Midtylland WOO!!!!!
See, without the J, this just sounds like some Welsh girl
Welcome aboard?
Can you guys help me move some lawn furniture or install some Venetian blinds? I’m trying to upgrade the Bengals offensive line.
Just pay for the plantation shutters. Best investment you’ll make
To Dare is to do
Yep. It’s the club slogan of Tottenham.
Everton’s is “Nil Satis Nisi Optimum” or “Nothing But the Best is Satisfactory”
/only ever stated in Latin, or as “NSNO”
Definitely some OP’d slogans in soccer. In the NFL you just get shit like “Go Birds” or Dallas’ “Don’t say anything to the detective without a lawyer present”
“I want attention”? Just a guess, really.
I’d yid HER army!!!
At least Wakey has the LOLfins to cheer him up
/Ole Gunnar “Disappointed Dad” face intensifies
LOL
Some doctor should sneak some psychedelics drug into ol Donny Trumps drugs while he is the hospital.
Ol Hospital Donald as I like to call him
“Growing up in the 70’s, I did my share of deli drugs-pastrami, olive loaf, summer sausage, bologna, salami-you name it and I did it. It’s not a part of my life that I’m proud of.”
-A. Reid
I never got into the hard shit like Lebanon baloney though. That shit will kill you.
No word of a lie-I tried to make a hard drug/dry cured joke but couldn’t make it work!
Soft red
That’s putting it mildly.
This game is the Lesser equivalent of Pete Carroll “letting Russ cook”
United down to 10
People are talking about Seb Gorka again, so hopefully we get more Adomian bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I7XGqLi5vE
Slabhead having a ‘mare
Son is so good
Spurs-United Banana cakes 5 minutes in
This game is dedicated to the late TWBS, 3 goalz in 7 minutes?!?!?! That’s unpossible!
Multiple Commentists React Reasonably
Man U with yet another penalty. 2020 folks!
Instant sudden change!
Should’ve been you, PIT @ TEN! ?
Lines from the future:
Hoyer, B. 3/7, 0 TD 1 INT 2 FMB
I send that clip out every year on Thanksgiving
When the reaUl thanksgiving happens or the one that comes at the end of November?
These animals will eat each other long before they ever think to eat the rich. Just wait until their messiah is dead and JFKjr doesn’t magically appear to lead them to the promised trailer park.
It’s the relentless, unfocused (or rather, easily provoked) visceral anger that worries me.
#MeToo
/spirit animal!!
Netflix Rec:
The Invisible Guest is a Spanish mystery/thriller that is worthy of your eyebulbs. Intricate plotting, twisty turns, rojo herrings in abundance and a delightful payoff. It’s now playing in your basement.
Goddammit Scotchy for the last time get out of my basement.
Be careful, he might take “for the last time” a certain way…
But there are snacks there!
Benevento WOO!!!!!
goddamnit, Inter
I refer to their national side as “The Hoteliers” b/c I’mma go to Hell.
/yes, your joke is MOAR creative
HEY, Wolves done stole NC State’s “The Strength of the Wolf is in the Pack” slogan!!
Inter HT has formally broken my cold streak. Still have HT on Midtylland, FT on Inter and Benevento to go.
Inter WOO!!!!!!!!
Course? So the female you have been wooing came through?
No, but she is a wop, so maybe she is giving me Serie A luck??
almost had a penno at HT death for Benevento (against run of play), but VAR overturned. Probably for me saying wop.
We haven’t conceded yet. Just wait, its coming.
Here, come here, I have a nice tight jacket and a padded room for you.
yes, like mother’s loving arms, these
In all honesty, I don’t know if I can watch this. Frustrated and pissed off is nawt the way to start a Sunday.
RedZone muzak is available!
Taking foxes apart!
PETA frowns.
Someone say ‘pita??’ – Andy R., Kansas City, MO
Teach that Tory Cunt Frank Lampard some manners!
What a fucking run by Declan Rice. Like a fucking antelope!
All I want is sole possession of FIRST muthafuckin position through the international break. Is that too much to ask?
Hippo, Wolves to score over 1.5 is 2 to 1. We are starting Ream and MLM. That is a nightmare.
HAMMER THAT BET
Two goal buffer in GD. Another great game yesterday. Everton and Leeds are must-record on mah computer.
I give Leeds massive credit for yesterday. Flipped over at halftime of Wolven Sort, stayed to the end and missed part of Q3.
That second half was frantic. The Manfred Manns were GASSED at the end. Splendid, wonderful show.
So often see slop in conditions like that, but was some magnificent stuff played.
After 30 minutes, I can say that Anderlecht is trash.
Do you have translation on DAZN, or is they speaking in Waffle?
Oh it’s an English announcer and he is very fired up!!!
WEST HAM WOO x 2!!!
Congrats Fronk. Apart from.Gamblor, futbol is ded to me. I 100% blame Tony Khan and will refuse to let the West London team make me angry.
$90 on Inter, $50 on Benevento. HAIL!!!
DAZN has the Belgian league (odd). Bruges v Anderlecht, nice, very nice.
I lost Every. Single. Bet. Yesterday. My fucked up sleep schedule is all that keeps me from a $0 balance this morning (still have 2 bills after the Eye-Tie bets).
I hit my Ligue 2 bet but lost my SexiMexi bet because Club America is stupid.
When did the old man turn the team over to Billy Madison? I’m glad Hammers are playing with purpose and, dare I say, joy. That being said, they’re still one of those clubs where if absolutely EVERYTHING goes right, we finish 8th. They are REALY under Lester’s skin today, which shows me their thrashing [Basil Fawlty fist shake] of Wolves weren’t no fluke.
He has been Director of Futbol since they bought the ub from Fayed. Luckily Fulham is a nice part of London so he could attract players. Unfortunately his scouting team is liquid shit and now we a re a yoyo club.