TO THE GAMES!
Chargers/Broncos:
In “Did I Read This Right?” news the Chargers have allowed only one rushing TD to a running back all year. I didn’t believe it so I went through each box score and yeah, Taysom Hill and Joe Burrow have run one in but they gave up their first to James Robinson just last week! So when I heard a fantasy dude this morning saying that this is Melvin Gordon’s “revenge game” I snorted to myself. Bosa and Ingram should just keep rolling along because the Broncos allow pressure at a greater rate than anyone other than the Jetskis.
Saints/Bears:
Foles isn’t the answer, is he? Even when he was in a clean pocket on Monday he only averaged 4.3 yards per throw. I mean, I can’t see them going back to Truth Biscuit so they’re stuck in no qb land. And they’ve got enough skills guys to make themselves a nuisance in the NFC if only they could rearrange the pieces of the puzzle. Michael Thomas owners should be happy/get back on track now that he’s back. The expectation is that he’ll rack up the yards (natch) but not the TD’s because Chicago’s D tends to lock down on wr’s as they near the red zone.
Niners/Seahawks:
You’d think that Jimmy G might have to air it out in order to keep up with his counterpart Wilson. And that’s an easy thing to do vs. the Seattle secondary this year as there’s no killer D back there. They still have the horsies up front though-only Cook and Mattison have gone for as many as 60 yards against the Seahawks.
Your turn to type.
All I ask is 1 Aiyuk touchdown. I pray to GAMBLOR!
I was wondering how that parlay was going.
I wish Kittle’s first initial was ‘S’
Me too!
Sponsoring WWE’s Hell in a Cell last week…Skittles! (Yeah, didn’t sound any more intimidating live, either.)
“Who, MOI?”
Jeanine’s off the field
Reality Bites
ONE CHEEK EQUALS TWO FEET WOO!!!!!!!!
She-Who-Shall-Be Mrs Sloth went ahead and announced our wedding date to our friends/fam as “The Perfect Date”, 2021 as a fun joke. She says those who get the reference are invited to the wedding and/or livestream and/or wedding trip.
I think she’s serious. At this rate, we’re gonna have like 3 people at our wedding. I’m awestruck at how evil this plan is, and how willingly people are finding this as fun and “oh no, I’m not invited to the wedding! Haha!”.
I can’t wait for the “oh you were serious? We’re not invited? ” conversations.
Yeah, people are pretty much just doing weddings all the time now. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the daily infection records being broken in most states.
Thats why Im hiding out on Cape Cod solo for another week. Was best man at a wedding last sunday. Not taking the chance of spreading anything
It’s amazing to me that people think we’re actually having a real world, you’re flying to another state to go to a large indoor gathering for multiple days with multiple people, type wedding. Like they see the word “livesteam” and think it’s a made up word that was randomly placed in multiple spots in our communication.
Elope and then send people VHS copies of the ceremony
“Before you die you see the ring,” I say as I place the band on my new spouse’s finger.
If it’s the perfect date it must be 4/20.
Please forward my invitation care of DFO
https://youtu.be/-BNwiqDGz5g
Touche
So 2/1/21?
That or 4/3/21
Or 4/25 from Miss Congeniality
I think I’ve heard commentators say “You do NOT want to see HIM go down” at least half a dozen times today alone.
I mean, give us some credit, guy. We’re straight, not NARROW.
I’m getting really tired of people spreading rumors that I slept with lily the at&t girl. That’s between me and her and not you pigs
That’s terrifying
My faith in Janeane is waning.
You saying they’re Half Baked?
Live Shot of the Bears Express:
Apparently, someone in one of those Trump convoy things opened fire in Richmond, so Richmond protestors are burning the shit out of Trump and blue line flags they started ripping off the cars. Virginia’s getting wild.
Good to see our democracy doing so well.
(to be clear those Trumpfuckers deserve everything they get)
No consequences for their actions?
Who’s gonna arrest them? The cops on duty around the rest of the state, or the off-duty cops who are already in the caravan?
Off-duty cops would 100% do that. But I was referring to MAGA
“Jews for Trump” shutting down bridges in NY, also.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/trump-train-shuts-down-multiple-bridges-in-nyc-but-only-anti-trump-protesters-arrested/
Motherfuck the police, and none harder than the NYPD.
There was another one in Fort Worth where the Trump train (needs a better name) showed up with police at a poling place and they were chased out by the locals
Damn AntiVA
After look at the replay, I’m surprised some of his teammates didn’t throw punches at him for that.
I mean, you want to punch anyone, punch FOLES
WTF was that even about? I went to eat dinner and came back to these highlights showing what appears to be a mugging.
Touchdown Seahawks
Why are you following some third string quarterback’s insta?
He makes good t-shirts.
Why the fuck do you try to punch the face of a dude in full helmet anyway?
“has disqualified HIMSELF” – that’s just GOOD POSITIVE PARENTING HUSTLE by the ref
‘Chippy’
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT awww damn it’s over
Man, that was real fucking weird. It was like Vims got the wrong Saint or something.
It also takes a special kind of stupid – to punch someone who is WEARING A HELMET that hard
Niners with the bad ball security
Bad Ball Discipline
Our Aunt’s buying a new Forrester.
Hawk Shot
I wish Trumpkins were more like their Canadian counterparts
Is Moose still on a sabbatical?
Mountain Dew infused Hot Sauce with Joel Embiid
Paging Senor Weaselo
I love Cam’s 70’s pimp hat
I should probably start dinner at some point soon
gooooo Melvin Gordon!!!
yay Broncos
Niners fumble the reverse
I tried that one time. Still have the burns from the paint remover afterwards.
Joe Burrow Owl
The Chiefs running a fake punt against the Jets is like that scene in Tim when they feed him a turd sandwich.
I would have said it’s like when you fake-throw a stick or ball for your dog. But maybe it’s more like doing the “I stole your nose” trick on a toddler.
I believe in y’all!
Nah
The legitimacy of the Federal Boob Inspection agency will forever be in question until they accept male applicants to the academy (which would be called Quantitco I presume),
That’s fine for ALL MEN, but you ladies need to straighten up and fly right.
Justice Barrett just squealed with delight.
I can’t help but wonder what happens when that grate they’re standing on goes all Marilyn Monroe
It seems odd that the face covering wasn’t part of the original design.
I don’t usually hate Joe Buck that much but “Yards after contract”? Fuck off forever
I dislike the first half of your comment but agree with the rest
Maybe that thing on his face has taken over control of Brees’s body….
Hey man, he’s got 5 kids to feed.
“Amateur.” – Antonio C.
“No shit.”
—Laserface
“I wish I had a nickel for every time they tried to open MY mind. Also, what’s a nickel?” – Trent Green
I don’t like the little football icon that Fox puts next to the score of the team with the ball. Right now it looks to me like the Seahawks are beating the 49ers 13 to negative 7. If it were the Jets or Bengals instead of the 49ers I’d almost believe it.
Mrs GTD said the same thing about the little football icon. So dumb
It’s supposed to be a football? They should just use a dot
I hurt my thumb agreeing with this so hard.
2039 HOF Commencement: Jimmy G – …his years spent studying Tom Brady and his technique for falling forward for a yard on 4th-and-less-than-a-yard is what many consider his most valuable lesson learned…
Ad with Ketchup flavored chips, Canadia Achievement Unlocked!
Not catsup?
*sideeye*
All-Dressed chips are also the bomb.
Also, you Americans have really boring-ass chip flavours. Half the shit in the stores is just Sour Cream + X, as far as I can tell.
Also 17 different versions of BBQ. Sweet. Smoky. Hot. Chipotle. Honey. ZZZZZZZZ.
I actually had a dream last night that involved cheddar and sour cream chips. Thought about getting some this morning, but not worth it too lazy
Stupid-ass shit in the USA is not restricted to chip flavourings.
You don’t say?
He just made a tweet so stupid that when I saw screenshots of it, I had to go check if it was real or not.
It, of course, was real.
Posted these on the last thread but they’re shockingly good
HAWT TAEK: I would eat those
Same. I’m intrigued.
I used to hate it when coaches would say things like “big plays win games”, but that run by Montgomery….that was a big play.
I have indeed, missed every The Masked Singer, so I’m very appreciative that I can FINALLY see what all the hubbub is about!!
#lifegoals
Set your DVR!
DK Metcalf is very good at sport
I think Metcalf might be a cat
He certainly does accelerate from “dead still” to “anus on fire” speed in like, half a second.
He also catches a ball like someone touched his belly
Charmdown
Denver is illustrating why it might not be wise to rush a young QB back from injury. Especially when it’s to his throwing shoulder.
“People doing really obviously unwise things” could be a popular reality show
Actually, I think that’s a perfect definition of our present reality,
down to like 54 hours left of the fascist era (or the end of society)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8uUTW9zPbM
You know there’s still 11 weeks between the election and inauguration, right?
At least it’s not in March anymore.
Charmslinger is charming
He would go out tonight, but he doesn’t have a stitch to weeeeeeaaaarrrrrr….
If Clippers du Merde want to play a Pope, I put an Anti-Pope on defense.
I should do shots for every cooking reference with Wilson.
Whisky, tequila, or heroin?
DeeJay Dallas Multidown?
Flagkakke
https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/32140/