I had to do this in block editor so I hope it does not suck. So let’s roll those dice and go to war with the post we have, not the post we want. You Week 8 Quotables are below.
2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
I had to do this in block editor so I hope it does not suck. So let’s roll those dice and go to war with the post we have, not the post we want. You Week 8 Quotables are below.
Kinda feel like this Equus remake was done on the cheap.
Damn, a Cook hasn’t pissed off Green Bay like that since that Applebee’s chef accidentally used 2% milk.
“Well that was a charge”
“At the end of the day C.J. Gardner-Johnson cannot grow as a person until he works with the other side”
-MSNBC
It’s a race tighter than the electoral college this year but I’d argue the most pathetic thing about this man is the pulled-down mask while screaming. Just a really pitiful look.
When I see people wearing their masks not covering their nose, I feel like telling them it’s like putting a condom on your nutsack when you fuck.
Wait…how else would one wear a condom?
Slappy better be a part of the new Animaniacs.
Out of frame: Daniel Jones falls down
Hickory dickory dock
This photographer got on Tik Tok
He ran to the ground
To capture the Browns
And jam metaphorical glass in his cock
Explains why TripAdvisor ranked Denver as having the best donkey show outside of Tijuana
Moving guy- where we say we are in terms of athleticism
Moving lady – where we hope we are in terms of athleticism
Stationary guy – where we actually are in terms of athleticism
WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS GOING ON HERE? I HIRED YOU GUYS TO WIN SOME FOOTBALL GAMES, NOT PRANCE AROUND LIKE THE CAST OF DANCING WITH THE STARS!
I’M KING OF THE WORLLLLLLD
“We good, Joe? We’re good, Other Joe.”
This Bengals O-Line always leaves Burrow hanging like he’s Aaron Hernandez
*Chef’s kiss*
Winner. Hands down
Good to see Troy Polamalu has career options outside of Head & Shoulders commercials.
<<*insert sad young Sterling Archer lacrosse gif*>>
Seems that the COVID diagnosis hasn’t gotten Elway’s spirits down.
This situation could have been avoided entirely, if the victim had just obeyed the stadium security’s orders.
“THIS GIF RIGHT HERE, I CALL IT BUDDY COLE’S FANTASY BECAUSE IT HAS BEARS AND SAINTS MANHANDLING EACH OTHER!”
This Indiana Jones reboot looks…not good.
PITCHAHS AND CATCHAS REPAHWT SOON!
Indiana Jones and the Lost Fumble, now streaming on Pluto
PSA Reminder: Mayfield probably voted for Trump.
Instead of watching the election results last night, I watched Borat 1 for the first time.
Baker Mayfield is one of those South Carolina RV kids whining that America does not allow slave ownership.
I also saw Borat way late and didn’t care for most of it because I’d seen clips everywhere online. However, the pictures of his son Huey Lewis still ended up being a top 5 all-time laugh, probably because it’s harder to spoil something like that most places.
Why do I feel all tingly down there?
-Redshirt
If Trump gotta pay $3million for a WI recount, who wants to bet that he stiffs them?
“Trump? Stiff? Doubtful.”
-Melania
“That’s because you’re old and ugly.”
-Ivanka
Of course. But only AFTER he raises $10 million from his supporters to “pay” for it.
Apparently while you can request a recount if the margin is < 1%, unless it’s <.25%, you gotta pay up front.
So stiffing them is apparently not an option.
“IIIIT’S SHOWTIME!”
I do not live in New York.
I have never lived in New York.
I visit New York once, maybe twice per year.
I still shuddered when reading that.
Wasn’t me
-Shaggy
Come to play football.
Stay for the “Victor Cruz School of Dance” lessons.
I expected less rhythm from John
I didn’t see you last night Trick or Treating so here is your “Sucker” Punch.