Hit it!
TO THE GAMES!
Broncos/Chargers:
The te spot has been death to most fantasy owners this year but there’s hope on the horizon for next year. Noah Fant , as long as he’s targeted a fair bit, responds with catches, first downs and TD’s. Contract situations aside, the Chargers are very well set up skill position-wise. Now it’s time to address some missing parts on D and the o-line.
Panthers/Team:
Who does Team start at qb? Haskins can make plays with his wheels but can’t do the same downfield because of accuracy issues and Smith can’t either because of noodle issues. CMC is “dying to play” but that doesn’t make him any different than any other player that’s been in the league for a period of time. See: Kevin Greene.
Eagles/Cowboys:
Thanks to improved qb play neither of these squadoos is the pushover they were earlier in the season. Hurts and his threat of running have made the Eagles competent on third and fourth down and has (obviously) led to more plays from scrimmage. In just a few weeks he’s created 17 new sets of downs. The winner here increases their slim playoff hopes to “could use a few pounds”.
Rams/Seahawks:
The Los Angeles “Wide Range of Outcomes” Rams come to Seattle after getting shell-shocked emotionally by the Jets. T’ would seem that as goes the Rams o-line, so goes one Jared Goff. L.A. won the first time around but the rb’s they played against were Collins and DeeJay Dallas. (gawd, isn’t that the perfect name for a cokehead villain on a Miami Vice episode?) This round Seattle has the full complement of Carson, Hyde and Penny. Also, Akers is a no-show due to an anklet strain.
Be stylish yet constrained in the comment section, please.
Can’t wait to raise the 2020 NFC East champs banner in Arlington.
2020 Playoff Participants?
Awww Yeah!
God willing they can do a two-fer: raise the banner and bury Jerrah.
Bury Jerry with the banner!
But the banner would soak up piss.
Sucks that Week 16 is SNF finale, but at least we go out with a motherfucking blizzard!
Wonder if Deshawn is flipping for joy now?
Worse division in the League and the Philly Fucks are the 1st to get eliminated .
Curbstomp in Dallas.
The idea of being cornered and caroled at in a drive-thru is not the selling point you think it is, Burger King.
By people in masks and matching uniforms. True bodysnatchers vibes
Neither are Whoppers, but they still make them.
Green Bay needing to try in Week 17, may spell DOOM!!!! for the Bearistocrats!
Offensive linemen are FUCKING NUTS
Of course they are, let me eat till I am obese and then do heavy cardio in stressful conditions and expect to live a long life.
Something something Seattle normal game something something.
The Cowboys have utterly sucked for a quarter of a century. Why do I still hate to see them win?
True hatred does not need to be questioned.
Because everybody has continued to suck their dick for a quarter of a century as though they haven’t sucked.
Because their ugh transcends suck
Jerry. Jones.
That is…that is not a good call.
Looks like it completely gutted the Philly defense. “Fuck it, why bother?”
They’re all blind drunk on adulterated moonshine in New York
I don’t think the fumble recovery call stands up.
That’s some weak-assed VAR
So if this result holds, does it mean that the Rams and Cardinals will be playing for a playoff spot next week?
Unless Chi**** loses to GB, which means they won’t move LA/AZ to SNF. Which SUCKS.
> Unless Chi**** loses to GB
Oh well. It would have been fun, anyways.
One of the things I like about Jalen Hurts, his name is a sentence
Jesus wept.
Too bad Eagles suck more than Cowboys tonight.
This fucking guy
I didn’t even need to see this pic to know it, for some reason.
I’m not sure that’s actually him. Looks too young.
Maybe he just has really great skin, despite his diet of Budweiser and hate?
Confirmed. That is some dude named Tony Quinn. Not the right MAGAt.
That Tony Quinn just wanted to dance and have a good time.
Wow, sucks to be him!
He can’t be a true MAGAt as he was considerate of others welfare.
Well, at least he chose his moment; now and forever known as the Christmas Bomber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4p7prURvIk
I prefer the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkzptjhCkbs
Yeah baby yeah!
One of my favorite Tick villains.
Chairman Chairy was a good one too.
Oh yes, Chairface Chippendale. I also loved El Seed as well.
El Seed! The Tick was an awesome cartoon. Way too good for kids!
YEAH BABAY!
Looks like the Nashville dude suicided
Good
It’s going to be interesting to learn about his motive. And I guarantee he had a motive; if he just wanted to go out with a bang there was no reason to do it downtown.
He hated AT&T?
Who doesn’t?
I’m willing to forgive a lot in gratitude for Lily.
Only if she starts doing ads in the nude.
I second the motion and ask for unanimous consent.
Don’t we all?
I’ve seen people float the connection that AT&T is the parent company of CNN, it’s a red state, clearly he’s a Trump supporter -> blow up an AT&T building.
Supposedly 5G conspiracy theorist.
Seems like he didn’t want to kill people, from the timing and the warnings. May have been targeting the AT&T transmission building.
Probably mourning how much it had changed since he was a kid or some such shit.
My aunt was born in and spent her entire 84 years in a small town in SE Massachusetts on 95 between Boston and Providence, watching it grow from a population of 8000 to 28000. She hated all the new arrivals and completely lived in the past, and would have done this kind of thing if she only had the technical skills.
I could give two shits about his motive. He’s an angry white guy who blew himself up and hurt others doing it. Fuck him and his motives. His story should be buried with him.
He at least warned everybody before. Such a polite suicide bombing
I’ve watched way too much Homeland* to believe this seemingly-too-neat conclusion.
* Aka more than 1 season, cuz hooo boy did that show take a turn.
I have read elsewhere on the web today that this was an IRA tactic during the Troubles when they wanted to attack infrastructure and minimize collateral civilian casualties (bad PR).
Indeed.
Yep.
Good Baby Buster’s back.
I’ve spent all weekend making myself miserable for no fucking reason. I suck.
Well, I appreciated the Lynda Carter gallery anyway.
Eh, there aren’t many options for things to do nowadays, making yourself miserable is kinda a default
It could be worse. You could be the Bengals, who spend every weekend making millions miserable for no reason.
[hears “making millions, looks up from sleeving pennies, frowns] – Mike Brown
Yeah, I debated making that “thousands,” but then I decided that many non-Bengals fans are made miserable watching them too.
Here you go
“A quest for learning”
What the fuck does that even mean. Is he Bill Murray in “The Razor’s Edge”?
We’ve secretly replaced the Chargers with the Raiders. Let’s see if anyone notices and/or cares.
Eh, who can tell all those teams that end with ‘ers’ apart anyway?
Noticed. Briefly cared.