We’ve all had those dreams where you are having a nice day and then you all of a sudden freak out because you remember that today is finals and you haven’t studied all semester and you have to be in the classroom in 20 minutes and you’re not wearing pants, right?
And you get them years after you finish any kind of formal schooling, right?
Well, I had a similar “Awshit!” moment about 90 minutes ago. I totally thought that Joliet Jake was going to do Sexy Friday this week and then I realized that no, that was last week and I hadn’t done shit all week and all of a sudden I have 90 minutes to scan the internet to find sexy goodness for you.
However, I pride myself on rising to the occasion (seewhatididthere?) and here is your Sexy Friday, on schedule and on budget.
It’s actually a little extra funny because I had two really good ideas for themes that I wanted to do once I started writing Sexy Friday again and I was saving time this weekend to write them up.
This week, I have decided to go with a theme of soccer gals since the Euro 2020 (in 2021!) will start very soon. I would also like to thank all the writers that have produced team previews and all the ones still to be published. You guys have done a great job, per usual, and it is greatly appreciated.
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
