BREAKING NEWS: Thanks to a unanimous vote by the CFL Board of Governors on Monday, June 14th, the Canadian Football League will resume play as of August 5th, 2021! In addition, the official 2021 schedule has been released, and you can check it out here for further information.
As a result of this fantastic news, the CFL Beat will officially be returning to publication on July 15th to get everyone ramped up and ready for the new season… I look forward to bringing you weekly updates on the weirdest league in North American pro sports.
We now return to your regularly scheduled dickjokery.
Aaaaaaand the Burnley game goes Over. Fucking Villa.
WhooHoo!!
These people in my remote mediation need to stop asking my opinion on issues. I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME!!
Well, the next Bayern Munich intra-squad scrimmage just got more interesting.
THAT GOAL I CALL IT OPERATION BARBAROSSA, BECAUSE THE GERMANS HAVE REALLY FUCKED THEMSELVES
Top corner, great shot by the German!
Went in like it had eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3Jyur9qjY
Oh good, Thomas Mueller is playing. I was worried that Mbappe would have to carry the burden of diving all over the place like a ballerina on Xanax, but Mueller is more than capable of doing his share.
MBAPPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
/Germany doesn’t score in the first 5 minutes
//Horatio throws out folder marked “bliztkrieg jokes”
ALLEZ LES BLUES!
I’m sorry, sex tape scandal?
/Staggers into clubhouse
//drops huge stack of heavily outlined and taped books having to do with WWI & WWII on the table
Hey guys. Is this where we go for the France-Germany game?
Y(pr)es