CFL to resume play for 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Thanks to a unanimous vote by the CFL Board of Governors on Monday, June 14th, the Canadian Football League will resume play as of August 5th, 2021! In addition, the official 2021 schedule has been released, and you can check it out here for further information.

As a result of this fantastic news, the CFL Beat will officially be returning to publication on July 15th to get everyone ramped up and ready for the new season… I look forward to bringing you weekly updates on the weirdest league in North American pro sports.

We now return to your regularly scheduled dickjokery.

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Fronkenshteen

Aaaaaaand the Burnley game goes Over. Fucking Villa.

ballsofsteelandfury

WhooHoo!!

Horatio Cornblower

These people in my remote mediation need to stop asking my opinion on issues. I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME!!

Horatio Cornblower

Well, the next Bayern Munich intra-squad scrimmage just got more interesting.

Horatio Cornblower

THAT GOAL I CALL IT OPERATION BARBAROSSA, BECAUSE THE GERMANS HAVE REALLY FUCKED THEMSELVES

SonOfSpam

Top corner, great shot by the German!

Horatio Cornblower

Went in like it had eyes

Horatio Cornblower

Oh good, Thomas Mueller is playing. I was worried that Mbappe would have to carry the burden of diving all over the place like a ballerina on Xanax, but Mueller is more than capable of doing his share.

SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

/Germany doesn’t score in the first 5 minutes

//Horatio throws out folder marked “bliztkrieg jokes”

Sharkbait

ALLEZ LES BLUES!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m sorry, sex tape scandal?

Horatio Cornblower

/Staggers into clubhouse
//drops huge stack of heavily outlined and taped books having to do with WWI & WWII on the table

Hey guys. Is this where we go for the France-Germany game?

SonOfSpam

Y(pr)es

Horatio Cornblower

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