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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 13: TORONTO BLUE JAYS
My eyes open on a whole new world. The giant white dome is my unholy quest According to the “Visit Toronto” brochure there is…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 14: The 1975 Bricklin SV-1
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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Whose Big Turk? My Big Turk, Apparently
As may be known ’round these parts, LitreCola is a generous man with a particular M.O.–anything he ships to a rando ‘Murrican is accompanied…
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CFL to resume play for 2021
BREAKING NEWS: Thanks to a unanimous vote by the CFL Board of Governors on Monday, June 14th, the Canadian Football League will resume play…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Bertha Heyman
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I think we’re due for another running back revitalization.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)
The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of… Look, I’m not gonna explain it…
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Historical Badasses: Klondike Joe Boyle
As a Canadian, I spent a lot of time learning about the Gold Rush in middle school history class; as a sports fan, I…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)
The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores…
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Historical Badasses: Don Starkell
The glory days of adventuring ended long ago, unfortunately – all the unknown territory of the world has long since all been mapped and…