Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 14: The 1975 Bricklin SV-1

The Maestro - April 13, 2023April 12, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! You want an opener for the show? FUCK YOU. I got a team to coach tonight in a season opener. You get show openers whenever the fuck I

A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview

Government of Canada - November 23, 2022November 22, 2022

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Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour. Il s'agit d'une annonce d'intérêt public du gouvernement fédéral du Canada concernant le prochain tournoi de la Coupe du monde. Merci pour la lecture. Game Time Decision: I know

Whose Big Turk? My Big Turk, Apparently

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 19, 2022October 19, 2022

As may be known 'round these parts, LitreCola is a generous man with a particular M.O.--anything he ships to a rando 'Murrican is accompanied by a Big Turk (or Big'R Turk in some cases). Recently, he was kind enough to ship me some Canadian Maple Whiskey along with some snaxx,

CFL to resume play for 2021

The Maestro - June 15, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Thanks to a unanimous vote by the CFL Board of Governors on Monday, June 14th, the Canadian Football League will resume play as of August 5th, 2021! In addition, the official 2021 schedule has been released, and you can check it out here for further information. As a result

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Bertha Heyman

The Maestro - May 13, 2021May 12, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I think we're due for another running back revitalization. I know that football people seem to have this conversation every 3 or 4 years, but after seeing the lack of high picks used on running backs,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of... Look, I'm not gonna explain it all here. This is a big episode, and if you haven't been keeping up, all the chapters are here on DFO. Go ahead & catch up, and

Historical Badasses: Klondike Joe Boyle

Historical Badasses

The Maestro - April 6, 2017April 6, 2017

As a Canadian, I spent a lot of time learning about the Gold Rush in middle school history class; as a sports fan, I read about the early days of professional hockey as a young child. Little did I know that one of the men responsible for bringing one of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 31, 2017March 30, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores and, to a lesser extent Wolfman Rob, have over the last several episodes been fighting a trio of vampiric beauties, a horde of zombies, and now

Historical Badasses: Don Starkell

Historical Badasses

The Maestro - February 23, 2017February 22, 2017

The glory days of adventuring ended long ago, unfortunately - all the unknown territory of the world has long since all been mapped and travelled. While there may not be any new land masses to discover, though, there's still some pretty damn insane places to travel, though. The Amazon rainforest,

Your “Anyone but France” Championship Sunday Morning Open Thread

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Wakezilla - July 10, 2016July 10, 2016

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Happy Sabbath! There are a lot of important sporting events happening this morning. Before we begin, did you see this weird Madden glitch catch on Friday? Maple NFL is so crazy. Here's what's on the menu: 1) Wimbledon Final: 5 AM PST. TSN, ESPN Canada's Milos Raonic vs Scotland's Andy Murray: The UK

Your “Wales vs Belgium/Free Agent Frenzy” Friday Morning Open thread

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Wakezilla - July 1, 2016

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Sorry for the interruption buddies, but, I would like to wish all you mother Canuckers out there a Happy Canada Day! Please rise for Canada's official national anthem. Here's a quick history lesson of how Canada came about: After numerous drunken conferences--our Fathers of Confederation loved to get hammered so much that Sir

CFL Beat: West Division Preview

The Maestro - June 17, 2016June 17, 2016

The CFL pre-season continues on here until June 23rd; last week's CFL Beat saw the East Division teams previewed here - this week is a preview of the five teams that make up the West Division of the CFL - Winnipeg, Saskatchewan, Calgary, Edmonton, and B.C. Winnipeg Blue Bombers Founded: 1930 Home Stadium: Investors Group