Week 2, 2021 – Early Games Filler Thread

Still waiting to hear from Scotchy, but figured I should barf this up just in case (It’s at least a START, fatty!  – Karen C.)

Bengals (+1.5) at Bears

What a Brave New World, Bearistocrats! have sucked and fucked their way to not even getting the “standard 3” home to Team WKRP.  I’m not complaining, mind.

Texans (+13.5) at Browns

Look, #ThePauls always give the Andy Reid Chefs fits.  But I’m not sure they should be this heavily favoUred over a college team, or even the Falcons.

Rams (-4) at Colts

Whaddya know, RRRRRRRRRAM IT!! goes all in to shed their emotionally/intellectually stunted QB, while the Fat Humps go out and acquire one.  Ships sailing in opposite directions.

Bills (-3.5) at Dolphins

This line sure doesn’t reflect Week 1’s harsh realities, given that the LOLfins beat Belicheat on the road, whilst BUF lost at home to the putrid (at least in my headspace) Yinzers.  But I ain’t betting it.

49ers (-3) at Eagles

Lots of small road favoUrites = very narrow survivor pool trees.  If TB or GB lose, half your pool goes down.  Perhaps MOAR?

Raiders (+5) at Steelers

Like I said, PIT ain’t no good.  But neither are That’s Rikki’s Raiders – and I am especially skeptical coming off an emotional MNF win.

Saints (-3) at Panthers

This seems like a sucker line, given how Sean Payton owns the Black Panthers.  Who also acquired an actual ret….Special Young Mani to play QB.  I feel less bad about mocking Touch of Downs given that he’s an anti-vaxxer weirdo.

Broncos (-6) at Jaguars

Oh my cats, is I ever worried.  Doing all I can to break the likely hex (coming off road win, JAX looking putrid, weird atmosphere, historical bogey side, etc.), posting the good luck pic of me cat and favoUrite shirt, actually putting my Chubb on (I shall spare ye that picture), drinking coffee from Donks mug.  And I even bet $50 on Jaguras ML.

Patriots (-6) at Jets

I almost forgot this’un, which would be bad, given the number of supporters in the Clubhouse for each.  Neither squadron had a positive start, but everyone expects the Jest to continue Jesting.  I dunno, didn’t even consider NE for survivor.