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Scotchy is having access issues, which hopefully get resolved. WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY!
In the interim, kvetch about your fantasy squadron, your abyssmal Saturday gambling (hangs head in shame, blew half my stack and almost 2 weeks of steady good work), and/or the Men Untied/Hammers match.
Black Power David Moyes. You’ll never unsee that!
I figured out how to get SAP running for the Raiders game and based on my limited understanding man oh man are these announcers homers for the Steelers.
“WE NEED OUR SCOTCHY!”
-Beat cop standing in knee-high Old New York sewer water watching middle-aged homeless men spawn from a dark corner of the crumbling tunnel.
Anyone else watch the PLL championship?
Just me as usual? Lol
NBC now if interested
Lads ITS TOTTENHAM!!!
Can’t ever count on them to do your dirty work. With slaghead Moyers doing a typical big brain English management job earlier. I guess Liverpool is going to do it on their own.
After going back and reading Boris and Doris’s DFS preview and revue, I’m sticking with Fournette over Singletary.
You can all mock me after the games wrap.
Love the True Lies reference
Someone else here made that joke on your first post, I’m just Melania-ing it
Correction, it was Weaselo in the DFO back office.
Not a Clue joke, I’m just a stickler for proper attribution.
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My hangover is not on board with this whole “sun coming out” business.
The sun is not going up, the horizon is going down.
I bet $50 on Jaguras ML, to hopefully use my horrid GAMBLOR streak to help me Donks.
SIX MOAR MINUTES until I can feel proud for delaying #FirstPill until noon.
/no such luck delaying #ThirdPill with Donks away to the Jaguras in the early window (we always shit our dick against these)
Damnit, when do the London games start? I hate having to wait all the way until 10 a.m.
Fucking with the MANDATORY morning London fixtures is indeed the worst aspect of Our Plague Era.
Bills (away to LOLfins) or Qards (home to Vikes) D/ST? There are bonuses AND penalties for yardage AND points against, in addition to the standard shite.
Hmm…Cards probably allow more yards against, but I also think their D is better than the Bills. Dolphins offense isn’t great though.
yeah, I think similarly. Thinking I might flip a coin, or just stick on BUF to avoid subconscious “playing Week 1 on Week 2” bias.
The ARI D is still an interesting proposition to me. I thought Vance was going to come in and MAKE IT HAPPEN but he did not. Now that P2 is gone, I wonder how long a defense can stay motivated behind a stud like Chandler Jones who, with every great performance reminds the GM and the crowd that he’s waiting for a new contract that Keim seems unwillingly to finalize until Jones’ season ends.
I don’t know enough about MIN to have an opinion on this game. But I think it may be worth watching for the first half.
Is it fucking idiocy to start Trey Sermon on a hunch? Yes. Yes it is.
Am I doing it anyway? Yes. Yes, I am.
I mean his brother was the backbone of EPMD.
shit, now I have that EMF “Unbelievable” song in my head. Ooooooh, what the fuck?
Well, that’s better than, say, “Muskrat Love” or “My Ding-a-Ling.”
You hush, mister. Don’t give my fragile brain any ideas!
Andrew Dice Clay nods appreciatively.
I know absolutely nothing about FF. It occurs to me this morning that I never see anyone doing FF for college football. Is there a reason for this? And don’t make me convulse with laughter with some “preserve the integrity of the game” horseshit; this is NCAA football we are talking about.
It’s pretty popular in DFS. I don’t know nearly enough though. But it does exist.
think it’s due to lower familiarity with individual JV NFL skill players, along with how many teams there are, and larger rosters.
Yeah, that’s my guess, as well as a lot of matchup weirdness. You know you’d end up losing your matchup to the research fiend who knew to pick up the entire receiving corps of Mediocre State because they were playing Cupcake University.
the beauty of NFL fantasy and NCAAT bracket pools are that any fuckwit can really do it. Research and knowledge are optional, and sometimes downright unhelpful.
I guess it’s hard to say from one week to the next who is going to perform well against a team they only play every fifteen years. Too many variables.
Family (while on phones watching tv): “Gee, Redshirt. You look stressed?”
Me (doing the job of four people closing the pool for winter): “No reason.”
Family: “Are you going to put a ball or something under the winter cover to keep the cover from touching the water.”
Me (looking at three possible somethings I can put under the winter cover): “I’m considering it.”
My wife and daughter are looking at me sideways because I’m laughing way too hard at “looking at three possible somethings I can put under the winter cover”
I think you might have to take flotational factors into consideration; long-term over the winter I can’t imagine they’d be of much help once spring rolled around.
You know what that means. Prolonged heatwave in Cincinnati!
Has Scotchy tried clearing his cache? And by that I mean moving the icebox with the hobo parts away from the modem?
Anyone who followed my article, I just heard that Peyton Barber might be starting today. I wasn’t really on Drake, but I am even less on him now. Drake should still get passing down work and the Raiders will likely play from behind.
Peyton Barber loves to be a spanner in the works like that.
Mark Noble? Ice cold off the bench? Fuck everything.
It’s a penalty kick; what could go wr…
Oh. Oh dear.
Note. If you leave a Polish sausage from Costco out of the fridge overnight it still holds up but the stomach pains are quite something. Could be the 3 cups of black coffee too though.
Switched to Heroic RedZone Muzak? YOU BEST BUHLEE DAT
This ain’t La Liga, you diving cuntrocket
I wish ManUre had already scored the winner, because now it’s gonna sting like a bitch when they do.
oh Jaaaayyyysus, it HAD TO BE Lingard. FUCK EVERYTHING
Can Ronaldo fuck the fuck off? YES HE CAN.
These bastards can keep Pogba, Bruno, and Ronaldo on and STILL sub on Sancho and Lingard in the 75th minute. Fuck me.
So who is moving to Kyiv with me? I think I’m gonna check out apartments when I’m back in November. This place is in the middle of town for under $100k, need to check where the closest cherry bar is though. https://kievintlrealty.com/property-for-sale-in-kiev-sofievskaya-23-19785
Parking in the yard
Sweet, I can work on my Camaro there.
Hell yes you can!
And I will park my Trans Am next to it.
This place needs to be decorated in a less Ukrainian way, but is right by the Maidan: https://kievintlrealty.com/buy-an-apartment-in-kiev-malopodvalnaya-15-16796
My god, that kitchen wallpaper, LOL
4th floor, no elevator? I’m out. AND I must have a bathtub. Get on it, Zymm!
1) I love that you spelled it properly.
2) How many cats are you willing to live with?
3) Can one get a good sportsball cable package?
Dynamo Kyiv is who all the locals like, but I’d need to find someone shittier.
Dynamo Stadium is really nice though!
Have you been to a match??
Sadly no, but did check out the stadium. It’s in one of the parks near the Dniepro
Photo through the fence
Arsenal Kyiv, Bilshovyk Kyiv, CSKA Kyiv, KLS Kyiv, Lokomotiv Kyiv, Maccabi Kyiv, Obolon Brovar, Politekyhniky Kyiv, RadTorhSluzhbovtsi Kyiv, Rukh Kyiv, Chicken Kiev.
Can I get a train to Lviv? That’s who I like betting on. They seem to be a bit shit.
I have relatives near Lviv and they will yell at you for using Russian there, so that’s a good choice
Will they yell at us for English, and a little high school French?
You could go for the Donbas team in exile 
Well, it is beyond the Pale.
Cant do it. Most of the chicks are dancing here anyways. So if I need that vibe, I just visit a “gentlemens” club.
I went to a men’s club over by Aviano once. IIRC, it was called “Millecento Lire Lap Dance.” They didn’t even open until 2300 hrs. The only time I went there, some Mormon guy who was TDY from Hill AFB asked me if the lap dances were really only a thousand Lire. I told him no, and to think of it like Motel 6 or something; no, there are no six dollar rooms available. I guess the guy was the only Mormon on their contingent and therefore was able to go drinking and otherwise participate in sleazery and debauchery.
I estimate 20% of the paratroopers in the 173rd are either dating, or have married, Ukrainian pole dancers… they are all over the PX.
And the dancer will file for divorce as soon as she is safely landed in the states.
My salad days over there were 20 years ago. EU was just coming on line. Not many Eastern Euros around back then except maybe some Roma gypsies or Albanians. Biggest concern back then was tripping over the the blankets of shit laid out for sale on the Metro and Ferrovia terminal floors by the Eritreans.
They have cleaned much of that up. But the new EU member countries have now added thier folks to the mix.
I don’t think we’re all gonna fit in that.
“Is a cherry bar what I hope it is?” — Matt Gaetz
I will never, ever get tired of “Matt Gaetz is a pedophile” jokes
I don’t know why nobody has hacked his twitter to make his bio read “If there’s grass in the field, play ball” – but consider it homework for the tech-inclined
Fournette or Singletary?
Monty by a mile.
Which one is Monty!?
CHRIST, I confused “Singletary” with “Montgomery.” I do that.
Singletary, though not by a mile.
Singleterry IMO
Underrated Soungarden track, if a bit spooky in light of Chris Cornell’s demise:
Brighton at it again. Them and Villa are absolute mysteries to me.
Villa actually spent the Jack Grealish is a Cunt moneys very well. Brighton have an excellent manager.
But I have great difficulty predicting their trajectories, too.
I spend most of every game hoping that Maupay dies on the pitch.
if Everton had any moneys, there was a rumoUr that we wanted Maupay. Like I’m not suicidal enough as is.
Choose two:
CE-H @Balmer
Chase Edmonds v MIN
Chris Carson v TEN
D. Swift @ GB
Thanks
Edmonds/Carson for safety, Edmonds/Swift for upside.
I have CE-H on me money side too (along with Swift), going Montgomery and Swift.
Not Chase Edmonds, and Swifty is Monday and has picked up a knock so there is my answer.
G’mornin, just turned on the teeveee in time for a Hammergol.
Yes Hippo, I had a bad gambling day yesterday as well.
oh man, it was just SAVAGE. Trying my best to enforce a few GAMBLOR days off.
Reminded self of this excellent song, from a few years back:
Fronk has to have an erection three miles long. Hammers are running riot.
They look good, but having Ronaldo is like there’s a goddamn panther on their squadron.
He has turned into the World’s Most Annoying Poacher
Place holders preform an important function.
ppl forget that!!111
critical for us OCD mofos
I’m down wit’ OCD
yeah yew noe me!!
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