Enjoy, for we will next JV meet in October.  Time flies when you’re watching FITBAW!!  Thoughts?  I’ve got a few:

1. Pep is pretty damn good with his back against the wall.  I keep forgetting that.
2. Bruno will be seeing that penno at the death in his sleep.
3. Jamie Vardy scored a hat trick, but one (the best effort, even!) went into his own net, so 2-2 Draw.
4. Praise Beesus!
5. Bucky Badger led 13-10 after Q3 (that’s 23 total points, for the mathematically deficient).  Notre Dame scored 31 in Q4.  Still, Brian Kelly has a body count, NEVAR forgets.
6. Florida State is officially worse than UConn (who is up ten at half, despite being 30.5-point home dogs to Wyoming).
7. NC State turned Hippo’s resignation to a limp loss…into the faintest of hopes.  CURSE YEW.
8. Is Arkansas good, or is TAMU just bad?  Answer: YES.

Games? Well, tis a pretty weak sauce of a night slate.  But who knows, maybe surprises lurk.

UCLA (-4.5) at Stanford (6:00, Pac-12)

Oh, how the new kings of Westwood Klavern have fallen.  Fresno State rules the West Coast, as we all know by now.  But the Pac-12 still needs a championship game, and this matchup could end up being massive in determining half of that.

Tennessee (+19) at Florida (7:00, ESPN)

Man, 20-25 years ago, we’d all be slobbering over this’un.  Now, it’s only a matter of whether the Gators are mad/motivated after their narrow defeat against Roll Damn Tide, or depressed/hungover.  If the latter, it could be a game until Q3.  If the former, it could be 35-3 before halftime.

Nebraska (+5) at Michigan State (7:00, FS1)

One assumes this one gets beamed into Guantanamo Bay, for the worst of punishment detail.

West By God Virginia (+17) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)

Put this here fixture in Morganhole, maybe things get interesting – or even furniture gets burned!  But in Norman, expect a “get well” game for Steerfuckers North.

Oregon State (+11) at USC (10:30, FS1)

It will be very difficult to stay awake for only ONE half-decent Tweaker fixture, but we do what we can.  I still think Troi Boiz have a glass jaw, just that the Pac-12’s general veneer of excrement disguise that some weeks (or halves, as in their trip to Pullman).