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2021 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

October 1, 2021

Happy Friday, all, and welcome to another results edition of Quotables. Once again we find Mr Sebastian Blax is short on chit chat and struggling to meet archaic word count requirements imposed by the fascist [DFO] regime. But this week, I’ve got a plan!

Well, the [DFO] equivalent of a clear plastic binder, I’m going to spend my words this week to remind you that Halloween posts are just around the corner. So if the predictability of the 2021 season is driving you away from this wholly-ethical operation that is the NFL as we know and love it, hang tight because people really seem to like fiction about football and it’s associated fan bases (real or not).

Okay I’ve hit my bare minimum so anything else is voluntary and, as the good evangelical christian I am, the only volunteering I do is of advice to pregnant girls who shouldn’t have done that. Your results are below and Week 3 Quotables submissions are here.

*“That look you have when your girl wants to play Border Patrol after a big win.”* – LemonJello

*“Sirhan Sirhan thinks this shot to the head was a little much.”* -Horatio Cornblower

*“The only person with less of a chance to get away from Nassib is Buddy Cole, and he ain’t trying.* – Horatio Cornblower

*“With this ring, you are committed to service in the name of Satan.”* – jjfozz

*“’Shit, looks like someone spilled some vaccine on this shoe.’ – K. Cousins”* – The Maestro

*“/Andy Reid exits hospital Anyone else smell smoked Brisset?”* – BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Gumbygirl

October 1, 2021 6:14 pm

My neighbor, who I have spoken to exactly once before, came to my door to see if I wanted to go to her church women’s group with her. Clearly she doesn’t recognize a demon from hell when she meets one!