Well here we are again. The Shield has dropped a not-enticing matchup in our laps again. But let’s try to be a Lasso about it, huh? Grab a coffee and let’s go through this.
To The Game!
Fins/Jags:
-I’m not sure who is the home team but this is somewhat familiar territory for Jacksonville so that’s my guess.
-If there are any orchards in your area you could do some apple picking-Courtlands, Golden Delicious, Honeycrisp, Ambrosia and many other varieties are ripe right now!
-The Jags have yet to kick a field goal after five games, the only team in the Super Bowl era to have sunk so low. Coach Meyer’s comment was, “Wow, we haven’t kicked a field goal? Huh, that’s something”.
-Corn mazes are fun. Bring the whole family along and regale them with a recounting of “Children of the Corn” by Stephen King and then set them free. Hire some toothless country folk to hang out nearby in order to get the full effect.
-The Fins starting corners are out but Tua’s back baby and he’s gonna shine. He’ll have to do it without wr’s Williams, Parker and Fuller but that kid loves a challenge.
-“The fall colors are absolutely gorgeous” is a thing that is said that often gets on the nerves of one half of a domestic pairing. But you’re bigger than that-hop into your hybrid vehicle and putter on over to a ski hill or a mountain or, if you’re feeling murderous, an outcrop with a steep descent. They won’t find the body for days!
-There’s some talk that Fins coach Flores is losing the room. Numerous injuries aside, where is that 10 win team from last year that was in ascending mode?
Have at it.
Own goal by Spurs!
I’m gonna test out being a Chargers fan today and see how it goes.
Hmm. I guess if I can develop a field position fetish it’d be going great!
haunted teams
On a scale of drunkenness, from Jordan Poyer( 1 year sober) to Michael Irvin, how bad(good?) Will the Jags kicker be?
I’ll go with “Jeff Reed on a Tuesday”.
Huzzah!!!!! Time for some tea and crumpets!
Well, that does it.
Coffee, you’re benched. Liquor, suit up!
Can always add liquor to coffee
It’s quite special how spectacularly incompetent the Miami Dolphins are this season.
As a long time Dolphin fan I’ve become quite the connoisseur of the various formulations of fail they’ve developed. I must say, this is one fine vintage.
Who wants OT? Nobody.
So time outs are beneath Urban. Genius hire indeed!
Short of the first down by about the length of a finger, right Urban?
We can stop watching the NFL today as nothing is going to be better than the Jags reaction to their kicker making that FG.
ready for overtime
Bend it like Beck’lor
ROHK’NAHS!