2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her a gift on our doorstep. It was a box of cookies from Crumbl. Thanks for heading my requests on that front, suburban white women who are as bad with credit cards as they are voting ballots.

In worse news, my fantasy boy Tommy B is off this week and I had the SWEET opportunity to pick up Carson Wentz v NYJ — and took Justin Fields because I figured he was actually the highest-ceiling-lowest-floor bye week plug available in the NFL this week. But that was before Henry Ruggs III became a healthy scratch/killer too so, hey, at least I had Jonathon Taylor rostered. What is with the Colts this year, man? Guess I should have remembered to do their Bye Week Update. Shame on Bill Simmons for that.

Anyways, we’re all sick of SonOfSpam’s bullshit by now, your Week 8 Quotables submissions are here, and results are below.