2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

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My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her a gift on our doorstep. It was a box of cookies from Crumbl. Thanks for heading my requests on that front, suburban white women who are as bad with credit cards as they are voting ballots.

In worse news, my fantasy boy Tommy B is off this week and I had the SWEET opportunity to pick up Carson Wentz v NYJ — and took Justin Fields because I figured he was actually the highest-ceiling-lowest-floor bye week plug available in the NFL this week. But that was before Henry Ruggs III became a healthy scratch/killer too so, hey, at least I had Jonathon Taylor rostered. What is with the Colts this year, man? Guess I should have remembered to do their Bye Week Update. Shame on Bill Simmons for that.

Anyways, we’re all sick of SonOfSpam’s bullshit by now, your Week 8 Quotables submissions are here, and results are below.

“The real thing is literally one game better than the one in costume.” – Horatio Cornblower
“Last time I saw a guy juggle balls that skillfully was in Lindsey Graham’s hospitality suite at CPAC.” -SonOfSpam
“Legos AND electronic football all at once? I know what a certain retired Giants quarterback will be requesting for his Christmas present.” – Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Looks like McSniff the Coke Hound only got community service for all of his crimes.” – Game Time Decision
“This is the celebration dance of a man who just claimed a 10k abortion bounty. Which to be fair, is usually quite easy on gamedays.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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jjfozz

Tonight we test the all time edict for drinking: liquor to beer, in the clear.

I’m two days without eating and at home with the Littlest Fozz

Lets see what happens!

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blaxabbath

Why not eat?

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SonOfSpam

That’s just silly talk.

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jjfozz

Indeed, been going at breakneck speed and appetite is shot. But beer and liquor go down smoooooth

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am only just now drinking in the craziness of Q-Aaron’s day. All I can say is there cannot be anyone in the world having a finer Friday than the good folks who do P.R. for the Raiders.

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blaxabbath

Rodgers makes a good point. The politics of this bullshit– the exact same negotiate-with-fascists-and-honor-their-despicableness politics that is making the 1/6 Commission look like the FDA — prevents any enforcement from having any teeth because White Trash will get mad. Well you can not have one set of rules for them and another stricter set for civilized people.

We gave a rich white man an opening and he took it. Since when is that not exactly what this country was based on?

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SonOfSpam

We gave a rich white man an opening and he took it. 

THAT’S WHAT THE BEN SAY

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Game Time Decision

well done everyone

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