To The Games!
Colts/Bills:
Rb Taylor is having his way with everyone, having hit 100 yards from scrimmage or scoring a TD in his last seven games. The Bills are dominant but that’s not expressed in their 6-3 record. (tends to happen when you drop a turd to the Jags) Their three losses are by a combined 13 points and their average margin of victory is 26 points.
Ravens/Bears:
At 3-6 Chicago isn’t in the same class as Baltimore but they may have the means to get a W here. With a running attack featuring Fields, Herbert and the newly not-injured Montgomery they might have a way to slow down the game, run the clock and keep a certain Ravens qb’s time on the field to a minimum.
Lions/Browns:
Tim Boyle is going to live the dream of being an NFL starting qb! I guess he said the right thing when asked, “Hey kid, can you bite kneecaps?”. Cleveland is stuck at 5-5 and can’t afford to coast here. I think a heavy dose of Chubb (with some support from D’Ernest) should get them above .500.
Texans/Titans:
After having gone thru the Murderer’s Row that was Bills, Chiefs, Colts, Rams and Saints and slain them all, Tennessee gets a letdown game vs the Jags. Second year cb Fulton, projected by some to go top 15 in the draft last year (he dropped to near bottom of the 2nd) has allowed only 11 catches on 29 throws.
Packers/Vikes:
Do… do the Packers actually have a defense? In their last seven they’ve allowed more than 21 points only once. For those that sat on A.J. Dillon now is your/his time to shine-he should match Cook yard for yard all game long.
Fins/Jets:
Flacco is back! Kinda in the way of a hobo with a half-empty bottle of Thunderbird, but still… Will he provide basic competency to a position in desperate need of it? Coach Saleh is looking for playmakers of any kind on D so he went and plucked cb Rachard Wildgoose from the Bills practice squad.
Saints/Eagles:
New Orleans’ D is solid as can be but cb Lattimore is struggling. No one has given up more yards than his 603-what’s more, he’s giving up 20.1 ypc and 5 TD’s to boot. You would hope that the ascending Devonta gets the iso treatment today. One thing holding Philly back this year is that they’ve yet to win at home.
TEAM/Panthers:
The duo of Cam and CMC should be enough to get the W here but they’ve got to stay away from turnovers as Washington has forced 9 in their last five games. Of course they have to do that because Heinicke and Co. have turned the ball over the same number of times.
Niners/Jags:
Yes, San Fran’s blowout of the Rams was impressive but they’re on a win, then loss rollercoaster and they can’t get off. The Jags are a surprising 2-2 in their last four but with little to no help from their rook qb Lawrence-his YPA the last three games has been under 5. That’s OC Darrell Bevel working his unique magic.
Now, work yours.
CBS keep cutting to a Chicago fan that misinterprets the 2nd Ammendment as “the right to Bear arms”
Well, yeah. If it wasn’t for that typo in the Bill of Rights, we would all happily be at peace with Bear Arms for everyone who wants one!
And the gb defense decides to leave early.
Can you say Taylor Heinkie comeback?
Dude is fired up!! Gooooo Football Team!
That’s Rocking! 💪
First position New England P*triots, everyone. Everything old is new again.
Philosopher Pauly Shore once told me, “Time is a flat circle, dude. You get me?” I got him. I got him good. So yeah, the Pats are winning the AFC East.
Long Live the Factory!
Huntley-ception?
Adamsdown!
Wow, I can’t wait to see Peter Boyle play a full national game in 4 days! NO FUCK LIONS WOO!!!
Sounds like that Boyle is getting lanced.
Depending on how Fields ribs are, we may get Boyle-Dalton for Thanksgivings Day.
“Dry rub or sauce?”
You know who.
Shit dicks
WR Marcus Johnson is out
I read he pulled a hammy
Sorry I annoyed you guys
That’s Not Rocking
Mr. Dog, I subbed out A robinson IIIII for him with 5 mins to go before game time.
Agreed. Not rocking.
I am non-plussed by this Montgomery “effort”
Typical fantasy outcome-
Killing a guy in one money league and getting killed in another.
Fuck. You really can’t count on the Browns to ever get it right, can you? The Lions have no business being in this game. What a fucking suckhole that team is.
The Factory has sadness quotas to meet.
Detroit did a good?!
I needed that Get SwiftyDOWN
Same
They elect RoboCop as mayor?
Detroit has electricity now? Who knew
Drinkable water? Nope.
No time-line for running water, though.
Depends? Which Murphy are you talking about?
https://giphy.com/gifs/thecoolidge-action-robocop-coolidge-corner-theatre-SKhXAFtLJYrQVLyLBy
Jeebuz Christ! Allen literally threw it up for grabs in the middle of the field. Amazing.
Just the tip x2
And then an pickerception
Unbelievably out of character for Josh Allen.
Stop being terrible, all teh FITBAW
EVRYTHING WENT SOUTH
Uh oh. Titans score a TD (miss the XP). 19-6 is a lead the Texans are primed to lose.
I kinda like that Vrabel doesn’t bother putting on a raincoat or anything, just fucking stands there in the rain. Seems very Vrabelesque.
And not in a short sleeve hoodie
What the hell Buffalo? You’re supposed to be good!
Hey guys, I don’t think Boyle and the Lions are gonna do it this week.
“Consider The Kneecap”
-Detroit reporter D.F. Wallace’s thinkpiece about the Lions recent problems
Tyler Bass, moar like Tyler Ass
Tyler Bass is off the hook today! Yeah, no, it’s not good.
Tyrod imposing his will on the Titans.
Chubbbb
Chub Chub Chuuuubbbb
Needs another TD please
That would be Rocking!
DAYTIME ANDY DALTON!
The Daywalker Strikes Back
Haha. The Red Rocket strikes.
With bonus Harbaugh confused face
Of course, NFL HQ isn’t showing the game. However, at least I get to watch the Lucas Oil Late Model Dirt Series.
3 hours of left turns is never the answer
Strange name for porn, but no judgment here.
Cousins to Jefferson! Racism ended!
Incest still alive!
A Christmas Hawkeye movie! Exactly what nobody asked for.
It’s a Hawkeye TV show, which is also something no one asked for.
Red Rifle sighting in Chicago
Did the Bears finally Burrow Justin Fields? HAHAHAHAHA, oh I made myself sad.
Nance mentioned “ribs” but quietly so as not to attract Andy Reid.
Just not Gibson.
Sophia Bush plays “Good Sam,” coming to CBS.
I’d prefer Sophia Conscientiously Groomed myself; but hey, your body your choice.
8 pass completions, 38 yards.
At what point do the Browns just quit playing their normal formation and just play a 4-5-2 or a 3-6-2 defense.
I finally sat McLaurin this week.
[bangs head against garbage can]
Is this some new hobo call/lure you’re testing, or do you have a new job with the Astros ?
As did I. May I borrow your trash can?
Started him but only cause I had no one else
I can’t be bothered to watch these early games, my beavers must continue building!
Timberborn?
Yes!
Huh. I think I’ve seen this on Twitch but never ever watched it. Sounds good?
Surprisingly, Darius Slay Jr looks like a much better player when not being coached by Matt Patricia.
You spelled ‘obviously’ wrong.
Colts have a Short Field. I think that was also the name of that kid in the Indy Jones movie?
SHH! You wanna get Indiana Jones cancelled!
Gloomhaven is fun!
Yes it is!
Digital or physical?
Digital, so I could play with an old friend.
Ooo, I haven’t played it MP yet. Are you playing 2 characters or 4? I’m finding playing all 4 characters myself a bit of a pain with the UI.
Never played the original. I have Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion, which was good but haven’t played it recently.
Getting people together for hours to play Gloomhaven is hard, but I bought the digital version so I can just play it myself in spare time. Got some performance/UI issues, but it’s satisfying the itch.
I don’t think Detroit’s QB2 can throw the ball father than 10-15 yards.
[whistles appreciatively]
– Alex Smith
That IVR is making itself known for Fraudger..lol
Jesus, this is embarrassing by the NFL. Just reverse it already.
Made even worse that they used the time to shoehorn in a QAaron commercial for State Farm.
Universal DOINK window!
FUCK IT, at least my house smells like roasting turkey.
*Scotchy last year, but it was nae turkey
Why are you roasting turkey today instead of Thursday, she asks nosily?
Today is MY Thanksgiving, ex-wife and one of the 20-year old twins are in town for oldest kid’s opera last night. That way, I can skip the actual day. Win/win!!
the NC-based kids will still go up to my sister’s on Thur, but I will abstain
Football all day, no stress! I like it!
the cats also love it
Cleveland is bad at kicking.
at all non-Chubb things
ain’t Tim Boyle the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond?
Based on the stat line, it might be.
He’s putting on the Ritz.
That was Peter Boyle. Nevermind.
Someone, somewhere started the 500s D/ST/…and will soon improve to 1-10
Sheeesh
Cam Newton already has two TDs
Dude is Rocking!
I’m happy for him!
You know, me too.
You know it’s gonna be *one of those days* when both your starting FF defenses give up 17 (and counting) in the first half.
Oh shit-if I can get a TD out of Mo Ali-Coccyx, that would be sweet.
it/its/they’s
FannyTannyHill needs to throw it to Marcus Johnson
He’s a good WR guys!
WHOOOOOOOAAAA! Tanny Fanny!!!! Tanny Fanny.
Tyrod is 10/12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs&ab_channel=GoldenApple%E2%9C%94
That TD run was Rocking!
Someone almost said Washington’s old name. Everyone take a sip of your drink.