The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work combing through footage of the insurrection to find alternative angles of the reported altercation in the President’s SUV. The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, looking somewhat defeated as he interacts with the week’s guest inside the sound booth.
PRODUCER: …and I’ve just got a few things to sort out on the audio side and we’ll go live on the air. All set?
DAMION DANIELS: Sure thing. I’ll sit tight.
The PRODUCER releases the talkback button and glares at DJ 3000.
DJ 3000: …
PRODUCER: [continues staring daggers]
DJ 3000: …WHAT?
PRODUCER: Listen, I know it’s hard booking guests right now…
DJ 3000: I TOLD YOU, EVERYONE’S ON VACATION…
PRODUCER: …and he seems like a perfectly nice kid…
DJ 3000: …AND EVEN THE PLAYERS’ PUBLICISTS WON’T ANSWER THEIR PHONES RIGHT NOW…
PRODUCER: …but our guest this week is AN UNDRAFTED FREE AGENT ROOKIE? FOR THE FUCKING TEXANS?
DJ 3000: [is chastened]
PRODUCER: You couldn’t get somebody better?
DJ 3000: NO.
PRODUCER: Anybody our listeners might have heard of?
DJ 3000: YOU SEE…
PRODUCER: Nobody will have ever heard of this guy before. Even people in Houston.
DJ 3000: I MEAN, SERIOUS FANS OF THE TEAM WILL HAVE…
PRODUCER: DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE TEXANS DON’T HAVE FANS.
The PRODUCER smooths his hair, which has become disheveled. He turns back to the booth and punches the talkback button.
PRODUCER: All right Damion, we’re set to go. Have you got a topic for us today?
DAMION DANIELS: I think so. I was thinking about how NFL reporters talk about “camp bodies” and thought – how about songs that include the word “body” in the title? Like, “anybody” or “somebody” or “everybody”?
PRODUCER: I love it! Let’s extend it to include “anyone” or “someone”, those ones too. Have you got an introductory song for us?
DAMION DANIELS: I do. Can you cue up “Everybody, Everybody”?
Today’s theme is: Everybody, Anybody, Somebody, Nobody. We’re looking for songs that mention “body” or “one” in the title in the aforementioned forms. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5um1260a111n” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. The clue for last week’s puzzle song was “Stop Making Sense” which referred to the puzzle song of “Better Girlfriend” by the Talking Heads. Have at it!
https://youtu.be/pf2DgSJuUHc
https://youtu.be/aJr3iRETZFE
/clears throat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62k0DHZ9Xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLIJ_u5bC_Y
Really wish Chapman had stalked Ted Nugent instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuuhsqA95iA&ab_channel=johnlennon
Yoko loved her some hot pants, didn’t she?
Well we all know that John Hinkley wasn’t going to mess with Nugent; they had similar tastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Sj75QusZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvYLGgGEtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zsMdi714mI
Maybe my favorite Courtney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOGlFdReMM&ab_channel=courtneybarnett
The Clash! How did I forget this?
https://youtu.be/NrODxCsR4og
[doesn’t know anything about that] – Ray Lewis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwI00Udvu5E
Mary Margaret O’Hara is Catherine O’Hara’s sister-she’s a one hit wonder in The Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14wPTz6PdY&ab_channel=k8fan
That might be the most Irish-Catholic name one can possibly have.
Needs a “Sister” in front of it….
“She’ll slap your bum with a ruler in high school and create a life-long sexual fetish.”
-SOS, kidding, but not really
It was grade school, but yes.
Can confirm. I have several Mary Margarets in the fam. My Grandma was one of six girls,Mary Agnes, Mary Margaret, Mary Catherine, Mary Jane, Mary Anne who went by Rita, and oddly enough, Eleanor.
Mom is a Mary Ellen, there was also a Rosemary. Brother is John Joseph.
WOO BORING CATHOLIC NAMES
My mom told one of the priests who were always lurking around my grandfather’s house that she was naming me Sarah, but she was going to call me Sally as a nickname. He gave her a blast of shit for it,cuz it’s not a biblical name, totally pissed her off, so she put Sally on my birth certificate. I am Sarah on my baptismal certificate.
So many of our parents/grandparents did whatever “the church” said, it’s no wonder we’re all agnostic/atheist now.
We’ll all be in the “fuck this nonsense” section of hell!
OWAH NAMES AH MOWAH IRISH-CATHOLIC THAN YOU-AH NAMES!
Wow, thanks for this. Amazing. I have goosebumps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HpZNE1Z9k
For the other (probably) dearly departed
https://youtu.be/BFkYoT5Gezo
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A9F-5dAsmI
let’s get emotional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnALoMZ4mkg
ELI: Mom, me and the guys have tickets to see Cinderella tonight, do I have your permission to go? My chores are all done.
OLIVIA: [thinks it over] Sure, I guess a movie would be all right. Have fun.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LUkqBRC1zUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs
tie goes to the runner?
DOUBLE SHOT
ELI: Mom, can I see two Cinderella movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs&ab_channel=CinderellaVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDGAJvXTlXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqw2AaVdmt4
A summation of my high school years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qp3uHs5-X4
For the SCOTUS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_AwAtB09M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg1bvKU7QeM
For the dearly departed
https://youtu.be/jRbVjJPKoUY
SONG TITLE DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE
“When I call Immigration Services on you…” – Morrissey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qggUQFG0xG4
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCnl1VTEeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLuHC_1GZWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsI3x12r9YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-5zv3kwz64
I have no shame, but I probably should
https://youtu.be/05Ga0OzeIBE
No shame needed, this song is a classic!
Why shame? That’s a perfectly cromulent song…
Yeah, it’s just the nepotism that’s a little suss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8aKO4_pfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wwfUEM3BWU
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYc-zH0Ak6Q
Make it a triple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgHThGV7z8
Woooooo, now I’m dancing!
Mid-round value pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w&ab_channel=TearsForFearsVEVO
I was planning on snapping this up; didn’t want it to fall below 50.
I’M WALKIN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xQu9eIPIA&ab_channel=TheOldrecordclub
Word. (always thought it was somewhat paradoxical that while Harry was an immensely talented singer/songwriter, he didn’t sing most popular song that he wrote (one is the loneliest number) – and he didn’t write the most popular song that he was the vocalist for (this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5L-YcHcYe4
Low-key great Beatles tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELlLIwhvknk&ab_channel=TheBeatles-Topic
A not at all low key, great Beatles tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyV3zCq1OHM
I mean, there are a few to choose from
Indeed. Like this one, fr’instance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt5OoWr4v1k
George Harrison was the best of the Beatles!
“How dare you!” – Pete Best
Banger!
Pretty sure this is only available on 8-track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VTicelwAn0&ab_channel=NVNCBL
One for you, RTD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5z7W9QqMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFl9F_ZsFIM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoKK7BV2mc&list=OLAK5uy_kSTEJUAOKCZpyViLf1L_C2uAymgHPw8UQ&index=2
I realize now that the host should have been Philip Rivers and the title should have been “YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GFegr8xNI
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsH2In5r2sM
Eh, make it a triple…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtGL9hhqbtc
My god, listen to that. They should have begged Mick Taylor to stay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
Louis Prima was cooler than David Lee Roth could ever dream of being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSGVD2DgWy8&ab_channel=TheEdSullivanShow
Those people look hopped up on the reefers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la-zf2TgCjw
Howsabout some Grace Slick?
https://youtu.be/JUbMWtUyIIE
Man this is just so smooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DHTywWFcsc&ab_channel=ClassicRockVideos
Okay I’m watching the stunt Sean Penn does in the first seconds and there’s no way in a million, billion years they would let an actor do something like that these days.
Chances he was actually high most of this movie…99%?
…all part of “The Method”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKpHL483Bzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H28ZoZrKCzI
CALL ME STELLA CUZ I’M GETTIN MY GROOVE BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrWTxRgd4Wk&ab_channel=HappyCharlie
Oooooh, good one!
Haven’t heard this in a while…it kicks ass!
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA VERSION DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaSwM8T_4Mw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsKGyu0F98
EVERYBODY SONGS USED IN MOVIES DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1M5Tc7eLCo
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkJOZOOXJWk
I will fight anyone who says Van Hagar was better. Diamond Dave 4eva!
“This country has gone to hell in a hand basket ever since David Lee Roth left Van Halen” – Michael Binkley from Bloom County.
counter point (I know, not with VH but still… Sammy has done some good stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yjlgcGl3S8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZo7pLnL7c
La la la, la la la laaaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZjKQEN1tY
reminds me, ‘anybody’ else watching From?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-m1PBKRTGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4hsFISqbw4
I want to be a cat!
https://youtu.be/VjQwxqyyd1k
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd23UVID7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA
Quasi double shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyUUn8RBlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJypTc_X3wQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASQCH8JWG1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeCEuUGGEJY