Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread

Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I’m here to garbage up the site as well.

Newsy Notes:

-Hey! The Giants won a meaningless game BUT the offense didn’t look moribund. Coach The Ball and Coach Roach (thanks DonT) isolated Saquon on linebackers a few times! And it worked. Holy Squeezy Cheese!

-Zach Wilson has managed to free up 2-4 extra weeks so that he can chase some tasty cougar tail. I’m trying to say he’s a bit injured.

-Len Dawson, qb of the Chiefs in the 60’s and 70’s is on his last drive. He’s in hospice care.

To The Games!

Colts/Bills:

-For being the Super Bowl fave, Buffalo sure is a likeable squadoo.

-Who is going to gobble up the 112 targets that True American Hero Cole Beasley left behind? Crowder was brought in but camp reports indicate he looked a bit slow and MacKenzie has flown by him for the slot spot.

Seahawks/Steelers:

-Rashaad Penny came out of the gate hot, slipped and fell and is questionable for this game. He can’t help himself, the Injury Report is like a second home for him.

-Life Without Ben: Steeler players can’t quite put their fingers on it but training camp just somehow seems ‘safer’ this year.

Fins/Bucs:

-Good luck figuring out the four-headed monster that is Miami’s backfield. Well, three, after Mostert goes down with a leg injury.

Saints/Texans:

-Nobody is talking about Davis Mills who had a sneaky good rookie campaign. He had four 300 yard games, passed at a 70% rate and if you toss out a dreadful game vs the Bills he had a 16-6 TD/Int number. He’ll be playing from behind all year so he’ll have to go to the air. I think he can get close to 30 scores and he will be dirt cheap.

Cowboys/Broncs:

-It’ll be interesting to see what Wilson is capable of in an offense that doesn’t deliberately handcuff his passing ability.

-Lots of folks are down on Zeke this year but the guy sure is dependable.

Rams/Chargers:

-This is the Super Bowl I want to see but I think the Chargers are one more year away.

Type some good stuff.