Evening,
As Litre is unable to wow and stun us with his wine knowledge, I decided to step up and do the open thread post, unfortunately for you and the English language. There are no NFL games tonight and the dirtfootball game on ESPN is between two teams that are only involved with nation telecasts 95% of the time (fuck you MLB tv, please show more games that do not involve these two teams) and the leastest of lesser footy (MLS) has two games, there is fuck all for sports on the telly (I bet Telly Savalas head would have made a great projection screen). So read a book, binge some great shows, get relaxed by, either the drink of your choice or other substances, listen to early YES through some great headphones, or binge eat all the Ben and Jerry’s in your freezer. If you really, really are desperate for something to do, you could greatly confuse and terrify your families by actually paying attention to and interacting with them in a meaningful way. Since the NFL season is getting ready to start, this might keep them from trying to demand your attention when it should be focused on the games and the kommenting.
Speaking of the NFL season and Kommenting, I would like to introduce the use of a new acronym in the DFO lexicon – KUI or CUI, K(C)ommenting Under the Influence. I know that we already have bourble, but that seems to be related to drinking bourbon or whiskey exclusively and I feel that freezer vodka enthusiasts and those of us who love to partake in edibles have been left out. I like to think of the clubhouse as inclusive, unless you show your metaphorical ass by attacking or belittling another member (remember you can belittle someone’s member, just not the member). And now that I have the necessary word count, I am out of here to make a blueberry pizza and maybe KUI later this evening.
MLB
Yankees vs. Red Sox at 7 on ESPN
WNBA
Dal vs. LA at 7 on NBA TV
MLS
NSH vs MIN at 9
SEA vs RSL at 10 on ESPN +
The hot streak has come to an end:
Wordle 422 6/6
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Burn a few hundred calories so I can consume a few hundred calories
Pit stop on my morning bike ride
Awaiting Hippo’s review.
Needs more friends obviously
Found a funny;
every ikea should have a Beast somewhere inside. such as a minotaur or a hostile bird or a dog
Is anybody out there?
Have you finished Sunday Gravy yet?
A note to future generations.
You’re not going to win the lottery.
There is no magical money that will save your ass.
The only way to keep viable is to spend within your means.
It’s not hard. It’s basic math.
Your phone has a calculator.
Don’t be stupid. The rest is up to you.
I’m not getting rid of the pcar no matter what you people say.
The funny thing is that when you’re young, it’s way, *way* easier to have fun without spending much money.
Look, those purchases at the liquor store today were necessities.
Be sure to live-blog your sponge bath from the hot nurse.
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We have arrived in theeeeee Columbus Ohio. I keep asking if anyone remembers a Herodotus (who may or may not be an ancient Greek) or a magical pony named Redshirt who was in theeeeeee band. No luck yet, but these Yankee folk is giving me plenty of personal space.
I hope your trip goes well!
Try using my given name, Kirk Herbstreit.
Had some friends over paella, and they just left, leaving me with the crucial decision: keep drinking, or … never mind, I’ve answered my own question.
Bet they paired well with a nice chianti….
Prepositions are pesky things.
Really, really? Pitching is like Dean Smith’s 4 corners? Fuck you shitty broadcast booth announcers.
I think my wife is trying to get me to file for divorce since she is having us watch the Yanks vs. The Sox.
Not the Kay-Rod Cast I hope?
* dies quietly inside* yes
Actually it wasn’t, but they sucked so bad it might as well have been.
I can give recently divorced suggestions.
I’m skilled at that shit.
Thank you for filling in, much appreciated. Other commitments came up all weekend.
No problem.
I gave blood today!
I like to pretend that some of it ended up in Brick and I will soon have access to his dreams. Like in Nightmare on Elm Street but…wait, no, probably more like that Rick and Morty <i>Inception</i> episode.
Also, I thought to myself WWtWBSD while chatting with the foxy little medical technician. In the end, I did not end up doing what he would have done.
Dated her for a bit only to find out she is. BDSM QAnon member?
The young nurse who takes my vital signs is absolutely gorgeous and man is she built just right (boner joke here)
How much longer before you make your escape?
Tomorrow
That’s a boner inducing image for sure.
Need some advice, the wife has spent the day organizing my kitchen, as I do all the cooking and cleaning in there, while she has a bedroom, 3 closets, and another bedroom that looks like a set from Hoarders. Should I bring this up and point it out to her or must keep my mouth shut and move everything back when she is done?
Not sure if this helps, but what I have been doing lately to reduce clutter in the kitchen is to just toss stuff into a storage bin and put it in the garage. The Dr. Mrs. has yet to notice the absence of a single thing I’ve made disappear.
Most of her stuff has been waiting 3 years to be organized, tempted to call in someone to haul it all away, it would probably take her 3 years to notice it was gone.
Organize all 3 of her closets.
I find escalating is the best solution.
Mouth shut, move it back three days from now.
Start a controlled burn in the hoarders room.
I think I will go with this.
Is Redshirt okay?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/woergw/highlight_bears_defense_picks_off_joe_burrow_on/
I’m starting to feel guilty about making all those jokes about how all Joe Burrow’s talent was concentrated in his appendix.
Fuckin’ Roquan man.
HIRE A GODDAMN AGENT!
For those asking, a blueberry pizza is a pecan shortbread crust, covered by a layer of a mixture of cream cheese, cool whip, cool whip, powdered sugar and vanilla, then a layer of fresh blueberries, and finally covered with a blueberry glaze. I have used cherries instead and they work wonderfully. I will post the recipe at some point.
That sounds delicious, but too much work for my current state of impairment. I’m going easy and quick here
It really is not too bad, especially if you have a kitchenaid mixer like I do.
Holy shit that sounds awesome!
Balls: You said cool whip twice.
ArmedandHammered: I like cool whip.
Krikki’s Graders are Blicking Grass!
Blueberry pizza? That sounds good. What goes into that?
Wait, seriously you’re making a blueberry pizza?
Is that blueberry in the dough or as a topping?
Also, to insult your member, you fuck that blueberry pizza with that dick ?
I use it as the rolling pin for the crust, after fully shaving that area of course. Hair in the pizza would ruin it.